women and farting

[ABNRanger]

Been with my girl 4 yrs, and she still refuses to pass gas in front of me. Now I am one that believes love is when you and your girl can pass gas in front of each other, and laugh about it (well not really, but it hepls lol...jk) what do you men or women think?

 

[allstar]

Dude what ever floats your boat, yes part of being in love is being able to feel comfortable around your sig. other, but still no reason to force the farting.

 

[somewhatgifted]

With my flatulence frequency and hers compared its a way better deal for me to have to seldomly catch one of hers as opposed to me doing it quite regularily. Good deal for me, had to find reasons to leave the room early on on gassy days. Insoluble fibre and high protein diets are deadly!

 

[MuscleBound1337]

My girl must love me to death, because at a certain point in the night usually starting around 9 or 10, i am a farting machine..

 

[bslick69b]

Been with my girl 4 yrs, and she still refuses to pass gas in front of me. Now I am one that believes love is when you and your girl can pass gas in front of each other, and laugh about it (well not really, but it hepls lol...jk) what do you men or women think?

bro, its been 4 yrs..its either she's real hot,or your just the one of the few gentlemans left in the world! id rather burrrrrp!!.it and taste it, then fart..it and waste it!

 

[ABNRanger]

Don't get me wrong, I am not forcing nor tripping over her not feeling comfortable around me. I was just posting the thread to see and gather others' opinions. With all the protein and supps we take, you know the lethatlity of the gases we pass. So, I definitely leave the room cause these are not the everyday regular gas moments lol. BTW, hope I did not offend anyone.

 

[RenegadeRows]

Usually I'm a gentlemen when it comes to that, at least for the first year. After that, it's every ass for itself. As far as my lady friends, well, there have been times they've let one slip. We laughed about it. I applaud your lady for having self control. It means she still wants to impress you.

 

[scotty2]

17 years.............still no farting, won't even say the word

 

[SilentBob187]

You guys are hilarious. I need to find a girl that isn't bothered by farts.

The day I don't find farts funny, is the day I don't want to live anymore.

 

[babywifey]

Ok- I grew up in a house with 5 younger brothers and a huge father. Believe me when I say that farting was going around every second of every day. All of us laughed about it!- I find it more funny than my husband does...he didn't find out that I thought it funny until we had gone out for a long while, of course.

 

[bslick69b]

when a hot chick farts, its a turn on, because we all know where it came from..lol..!:woohoo::toofunny:

 

[bslick69b]

tnxs! s.b!:fool2::toofunny:

 

[bslick69b]

so, any chicks into a three way fart-fest!:woohoo:..lol..they dont call me SLICK for nothing!..lol..!

 

[Manimalia]

it came from a hot assssssssssssssssss. yeah, i wouldn't date a woman who isn't true to her body and its natural functions. it's just stupid to suppress it, and it's a waste of funny.

 

[Tyler1]

Married 9 years...my wife farted the other day and I had to leave the room...she'd kill me if she found out I typed this on the inet !

 

[ozarkaBRAND]

To the point now where we both will go number 2 even if the other person is in the bathroom..

Ha!

 

[ABNRanger]

To the point now where we both will go number 2 even if the other person is in the bathroom..

Ha!

yep, my kind of woman....she got a sister. JK. I love my girl.

 

[Irish Cannon]

I've always thought you should at least be quiet about it or go somewhere else. I'm all about respecting people in general. I try not to break wind in front of anyone other than my brother. To me it's only funny with him, or if old people do it and act like it never happened. I've been with chicks that have done it. I mean, everyone does it, but it's definintely not a turn on.

 

[bslick69b]

I've always thought you should at least be quiet about it or go somewhere else. I'm all about respecting people in general. I try not to break wind in front of anyone other than my brother. To me it's only funny with him, or if old people do it and act like it never happened. I've been with chicks that have done it. I mean, everyone does it, but it's definintely not a turn on.

diff..strokes..for diff...folks..lol.!

 

[robdog]

Ill bust ass as loud as I damn well please, but the first time the woman does, shes outta here.

 

[mindgame]

my girl and i dont really care....i try to be polite about it but sometimes i cant help it...so no problems here

 

[BodyWizard]

Ill bust ass as loud as I damn well please, but the first time the woman does, shes outta here.

...guess all your houseplants are plastic, too.

 

[BodyWizard]

they dont call me SLICK for nothing!..lol..!

...you mean, you PAY them to call you "slick"?

 

[wrkn4bigrmusles]

its all fun and games until someone gets dutch ovened for a morning wake up

 

[bslick69b]

...you mean, you PAY them to call you "slick"?

:toofunny:hell..no! they pay me!:toofunny:

 

[BodyWizard]

To the OP - after FOUR YEARS your 'woman' is still hiding sh!t from you? Obvious, ordinary, completely NORMAL sh!t?

Dude, don't wait for the reveal: you *will NOT* like it.
Get a new woman - a *real* woman. NOW. It will be worth it.