Steroids found in 'gay lube oil'

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    Steroids found in 'gay lube oil'


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    July 30, 2008 - 9:39AM

    Australian Customs has seized more than 100 bottles containing illegal liquid steroids hidden inside sexual lubricant packaging.

    Customs is investigating the sophisticated drug smuggling network after the bottles, labelled as "gay lube oil", were seized in five states since the start of the year.

    The bottles contain prohibited performance and image enhancing drugs from Thailand.

    Customs national manager of investigations Richard Janeczko said the so-called gay lube oil contained various active ingredients including testosterone and deca durabolin.

    He said these drugs could not be imported into Australia without a permit from the Therapeutic Goods Administration.

    "Despite the professionalism of this smuggling operation, Customs officers were not fooled by the labelling and its misdescription," Mr Janeczko said today in a statement.

    He said the detection was a reminder that the use of performance and image enhancing drugs was not confined to elite athletes.

    "These substances have the potential to cause serious health risks," he said.

    Customs has executed search and seizure warrants on premises throughout Australia.

    A number of prosecutions are expected.

    The maximum penalty for smuggling such goods into Australia is five years in prison and a $110,000 fine.
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    man, that'd be a hella constructive way to rub one out. killin' two birds with one.....lube.
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    so THAT'S why I failed my urine test.......................... .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. .............................. ...................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugger View Post
    so THAT'S why I failed my urine test
    As well as your prostate exam.

    Hmm...how DID the lube get applied directly to your prostate anyway??
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    As well as your prostate exam.

    Hmm...how DID the lube get applied directly to your prostate anyway??
    a fleshy enema.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugger View Post
    a fleshy enema.
    I think I just threw up a little.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Manimalia View Post
    man, that'd be a hella constructive way to rub one out. killin' two birds with one.....lube.
    Only if it was a transdermal......oh, the possibilities......
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    hmmmmm rectal steroid use.....
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    next question...did you google "steroid smuggling" or "gay lube"...

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    How did customs find that? Hmmm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattikus View Post
    How did customs find that? Hmmm.
    well see quality control stopped the shipment to "test" it out to see if it passed inspection.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mattikus View Post
    How did customs find that? Hmmm.
    from what i gather, hard to get stuff into australia, hard to get stuff through customs anywhere if it's coming from thailand.
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    i actually remember getting a PM once from somebody who ordered tamox or somethin from a UG lab and it said "anal Lube" on the bottle

    LOL a somewhat creative way to mask what your selling i guess
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    This group probably had a good thing going, but it looks like Australian customs just rectum.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    This group probably had a good thing going, but it looks like Australian customs just rectum.
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    at least he got twice the product for his money HAHAAA!
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    Quote Originally Posted by danniellea View Post
    at least he got twice the product for his money HAHAAA!
    Let me guess. You were a bridesmaid for babeywifey?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rugger View Post
    Let me guess. You were a bridesmaid for babeywifey?
    uh...no
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    Could have fooled me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    This group probably had a good thing going, but it looks like Australian customs just rectum.
    rectum? damn near killed em!
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