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    Cosmetics Joke of the Week


    Q: Why did Elisabeth Arden?

    A: Because Max Factor!


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    im still waiting for the punch line!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Australian made View Post
    im still waiting for the punch line!!
    Judging by your avatar I thought you'd be clued up on your cosmetics!
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    its a wkend thing........
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    *rimshot!*
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    Freaking women... Boob jobs, nose jobs, tummy tucks, lipo, botox, pierced nipples, bikini wax, and birthing babies... But don't wanna take it in the ass cuz it hurts!
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    Emergency save!!!

    Q - Whats the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

    A - Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your whole week

    *HOLE WEAK!

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    "A man goes into a greasy spoon restaurant and orders a bowl of chicken soup. "What's this?!?!?" he screams! "There's a ***** hair in my soup! I'm not payin' for it!" and he storms out... The waitress gets very upset at this and follows him out and sees him go to the whorehouse across the street. He pays the madam and retires to a room with a lovely blonde and goes down on her with gusto. The waitress bursts in and says, "You complain about a hair in your soup and then come over here and do THIS!???" the waitress yells. He lifts his head, turns to her and says, "Yeah!... and if I find a noodle in here, I ain't payin' for it EITHER!!!!!""



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    'A fellow was on his honeymoon near his favorite fishing lake and he would fish from dawn to dark with his favorite fishing guide. One day the guide, friend of many years, mentioned that the honeymoon seemed to be spent fishing.

    "Yes, but you know how I love to fish..."

    "But aren't you newlyweds supposed to be into something else?"

    "Yes, but she's got gonorrhea; and you know how I love to fish"

    A few hours later, "I understand, but that's not the only way to have sex."

    "I know, but she's got diarrhea; and you know how I love to fish..."

    The following day: "Sure, but that's still not the only way to have sex."

    "Yeah, but she's got phyrrea(*); and you know how I love to fish..."

    Late that afternoon, thoroughly frustrated: "I guess I'm not sure why you'd marry someone with health problems like that."

    "It's 'cause she's also got worms; and you know I just love to fish..."

    (*)Mouth rot "

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    I hear him...he's just trying to keep it l'oREAL!
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    Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    I hear him...he's just trying to keep it l'oREAL!
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