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    Congo frees jailed goats


    Congo frees jailed goats

    A minister in the Democratic Republic of the Congo has ordered the release of a dozen goats that were being held illegally in a Kinshasa prison cell.

    The deputy justice minister says he was on a routine visit to the prison when he found the goats crammed into a cell with their owners.

    The goats themselves were about to face charges of being sold illegally by the roadside.

    The justice minister says many police officers have gaps in their knowledge of the law.

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    Oh those third world countries
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    Congo is seriously one of the most F'ed up places on Earth. Epidemic HIV rates, cannabalism, child soldiers...and um, yeah, they put goats in prison.

    Maybe PETA will go over there and do something about it. lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by bioman View Post
    Congo is seriously one of the most F'ed up places on Earth. Epidemic HIV rates, cannabalism, child soldiers...and um, yeah, they put goats in prison.

    Maybe PETA will go over there and do something about it. lol
    Hopefully they get AIDS, get killed by child soldiers and then eaten by Cannibals!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bioman View Post
    Congo is seriously one of the most F'ed up places on Earth. Epidemic HIV rates, cannabalism, child soldiers...and um, yeah, they put goats in prison.

    Maybe PETA will go over there and do something about it. lol
    I think they should send over Paul McCartney's one-legged ex-wife.
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    Let the goats be free!!!!!


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    save the poor little goats!
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    im my gosh!
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    When you kids* are old enough, I might tell you about the time I got to fly around in a chopper and pick off feral goats on a National Monument with an SKS...and get paid for it.





    *Unintended pun
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    Quote Originally Posted by bioman View Post
    When you kids* are old enough, I might tell you about the time I got to fly around in a chopper and pick off feral goats on a National Monument with an SKS...and get paid for it.





    *Unintended pun
    Now that's what i'm talkin' bout!

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    It's only a matter of time before beastiality gets mentioned....
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    I almost forgot about the classic "Vend-A-Goat" picture!
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    Anyone check those big ass tities on nipples on those goats?

    That first goat looks high as hell! smoking some Mary Jane eh?

    I'd love to have a threesome with her and the one legged lady!

    The things I would do with her fake leg and the crutch....mmmm baby!
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    Ok, one more. Seeing a goat funnel a beer is some funny sh*t!
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Trauma1 again.
    Oh, this thread is GOLD!
    Last edited by jakellpet; 09-11-2008 at 11:45 PM. Reason: and you guys are some sick bastards!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Trauma1 View Post
    Ok, one more. Seeing a goat funnel a beer is some funny sh*t!

    I guarantee something bad happened to that goat at that party.
  

  
 

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