1. Arthritis

    A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next
    to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was
    plastered with red lipstick, and half-empty bottle of gin
    was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his
    newspaper and began reading.

    After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,
    'say, Father, what causes arthritis?'

    The priest replies, 'My son, it's caused by loose
    living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol,
    contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with
    prostitutes and lack of a bath.'

    The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be
    damned', then returned to his paper.

    The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man
    and apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean
    to come on so strong. How long have you had

    The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I
    was just reading here that the Pope does.'

  2. Snap!!

  3. nice one
    Mr. Supps Board Rep

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