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    Not sure why he has to wear two pairs of glasses...
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    Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha

    Reps For You!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Omen View Post
    Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahahahahaha

    Reps For You!!!!

    It was forseen that you would enjoy this thread Omen
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    Quote Originally Posted by jakellpet View Post
    It was forseen that you would enjoy this thread Omen
    I dropped all my M&Ms reading that joke

    Wait,.....that was Jesus......they were falling through his hands......

    WWJD? Not eat M&Ms.....

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    Bad weather is just like rape....“If it’s inevitable, just relax and enjoy it.”

    Clayton Williams, Mccain Fundraiser
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    The pentagon recently found it had too many generals and offered an early retirement bonus. They promised any general who retired right away, his full annual benefits PLUS $10,000 for every inch measured in a straight line along the retiring general's body between two points he chose.

    The first general accepted. He asked the pension man to measure from the top of his head to the tip of his toes. 6 feet. He walked out with a check for $720,000.

    The second general asked them to measure from the tip of his outstretched hands to his toes. 8 feet. He walked out with a check for $960,000.

    Meantime, the first general had tipped off the third. When he was asked where to measure, he told the pension man, "from the tip of my penis to the tip of my testicles." The pension man said that would be fine but he'd better get the Medical Officer to do the measuring.

    The Medical Officer attended and asked the general to drop 'em... he did... The Medical Officer placed the tape on the tip of the general's penis and began to work back.
    "My God!", he said, "where are your testicles?"
    The general replied, "back in Vietnam!"
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    Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day and love is in the air.

    Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero grabs a bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips.

    "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie.

    "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I like to have red wine!

    She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower."

    Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts.

    "Pierre! What are you doing?', asks the bewildered Marie.

    "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I like to have white wine!"

    They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!"

    Our hero rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire.

    Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously,

    "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?"

    "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!"
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    This elderly Italian guy goes to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. The priest assured him that he would, and the two took up the customary positions on either side of the divider.

    "Well, Father," began the old man, "At the beginning of World War II a beautiful Jewish woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans. So I hid her in my attic, and they never found her."

    "That's a wonderful thing," interjected the priest, "But it's certainly nothing you need to confess!" "It's gets worse Father," continued the elderly fellow, "I was weak and I told her that she had to repay me for hiding her, by providing me with sexual favors."

    The priest contemplated this disclosure for a minute and then responded, "Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a very large risk. You would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her. I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil of your acts, and judge you kindly."

    "Thank you Father," said the old man. "That's a load off my mind! Can I ask another question?"

    "Of course, my son," said the priest.

    The old man asked, "Do I have to tell her that the war is over?"
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    Two good ol' boys, Bubba and Junior get promoted from Privates to Sergeants.
    Not long after, they're out for a walk and Bubba says, "Hey, Junior - there's the NCO Club. Let's you and me stop in and have us a drank."

    "But we's privates," protests Junior.
    "NO, we's sergeants now," says Bubba, pulling him inside
    "Now, Junior, I'm gonna sit down and have me a drank."
    "But, we's privates," says Junior.
    "You blind, boy!" says Bubba, pointing at his stripes. "We's Sergeants now!"

    So they order their drinks and pretty soon a hooker comes up to Bubba.
    "You're cute," she says, "and I'd like to take you someplace and make you feel good -- but I've got a bad case of gonorrhea."

    Bubba pulls his friend to the side and whispers, "Junior, go look in the dictionary and see what that gonorrhea means. If it's good, give me the okay sign."

    Junior goes to look it up, comes back, and gives Bubba the big okay sign.
    Three weeks later Bubba is laid up in the infirmary with a terrible case of gonorrhea.
    "Junior," he says, "What you give me the okay for?!"

    "Well Bubba, in the dictionary, it says gonorrhea only affects the privates."
    Then he pointed to his stripes and says, "But we's Sergeants now!
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    Adolf Hitler is speeding through Germany with his chauffeur at the wheel on his way to an important address.
    Driving down a country road, the chauffeur (who is distracted, looking out the window at the countryside) doesn't see a pig walk out onto the road, and he hits in with the car.

    Stopping the car, he jumps out, and Adolf climbs out also to see what is going on. The chauffeur, very distressed by what he's done asks Hitler what they should do, and Hitler tells him impatiently that they're in a hurry and they should move the pig to the side of the road and go to the address and worry about it later.

    All the way to the address the chauffeur, who is a fairly good-hearted person despite his employer, is worried about the family who owned the pig and wondered how they'd react to discovering the pig, so when they arrived he asked Hitler whether he shouldn't drive back to the farm and let them know what happened.

    Hitler agrees before hurrying to the podium, and the Chauffeur hurries back down the road.

    Four hours later, stumbling down the road, his arms full of sausage and bread and his breath smelling of liquor.

    Hitler in a rage demands to know what has happened to him, and the chauffeur explains, "I did what I thought was right. I went to the farm where I killed the pig. When I went and knocked on the door and gave them the news, they gave me this sausage and bread, fed me the best ale I've ever tasted and let me have their way with their beautiful nubile young daughter and then sent me on my way."

    Adolf seemed confused by this and asks his chauffeur, "well what exactly did you tell them?"

    To which the chauffeur replied "I really can't understand it either, all I did was tell them "I'm Hitler's Chauffeur, and I killed the pig."
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    you're on a roll there buddy!
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    Double cheese with cheese!!!
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    b unit, that is the funniest video ever! Miami is drenched with cheese. Dude's name is Horatio for crying out loud!
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    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jakellpet again.


    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SilentBob187 again.
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    I saw on a commercial today that the 1st episode of the new season they're looking for Horatio's killer.

    The cheese was dead to begin with? I don't watch enough Miami.
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    horatio actually is dead? the series will suck then.
  

  
 

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