my girlfriends protein farts are horrid what do i do
- 12-07-2010, 06:32 PM
- 12-08-2010, 10:17 AM
for your own sake i hope she never finds this threadThe difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.
12-08-2010, 02:21 PM
My wife had a roomate in college that would make me blush!! I never thought a human could make sounds like that...
12-08-2010, 02:31 PM
12-08-2010, 03:19 PM
12-08-2010, 10:55 PM
12-09-2010, 12:46 AM
but you chose flatulence to suggest.. had it been me, I vote for air biscuits. just something effin hilarious about the way that sounds lolol. ever heard a woman say it? lmfao
anyhow, i digress, and so has this thread, glad her gas has returned to normal lol.
12-09-2010, 05:10 PM
12-13-2010, 09:28 AM
12-13-2010, 09:54 AM
12-13-2010, 10:33 AM
12-14-2010, 12:00 PM
12-16-2010, 09:37 AM
Thanks...needed this first-thing-in-the-morning-chuckle
Honestly it is a natural thing...and I know for a fact that 90% of this forum has gone through this with their supplements, shakes, vitamins, etc...When I started taking creatine and weight-gainer it got pretty bad. I was like a f*cking party favor! And if I tried to be polite and hold it until I got to a better place I'd get stomach cramps that would double me over in pain.
Glad to hear her body adjusted.
Nonetheless it is a funny subject...and naturally I got a story: Been married for 6 years (she's serving in Afghanistan right now) to a southern woman. One that was taught that it is improper for a wife (or especially girlfriend) to let an "air biscuit" go in front of her man. But they slip occasionally and I laugh because she gets all embarrassed even after 6 years! The absolute worse time was when we were in bed one night I woke up to her "backing it up" to me in her sleep. Naturally I was like "hell yea!"..........UNTIL I FELT A HOT BREEZE ON MY THIGH!!! When the smell hit me it must have woken her up as well and - get this - she said "G-D DAMN IT! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!? THAT **** WOKE ME UP!!!" AND SHOVED ME AWAY FROM HER!!!
IN 27 YEARS I'VE NEVER GONE 0-4 IN WILDCARD WEEKEND!!!
until now. yup I put money on every game too. excuse me while i go drink myself smart.
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