my girlfriends protein farts are horrid what do i do

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  1. Quote Originally Posted by Jake Fires View Post
    ^^lol so does she just let them rip loudly or does she sit ther with the expression on her face,"did anyone notice that?"
    when shes around me she just lets them RIP!
    Test e/dbol/epi/winnie

  2. Be a man and just take it.

  3. Thanks...needed this first-thing-in-the-morning-chuckle

    Quote Originally Posted by phunkyb View Post
    I feel that since this thread is about me I should weigh in...

    Yes, Schwell does fart and his are rancid, too. He doesn seem to think so... His S*** don't stink!

    I do appreciate all the advice here though. I think part of the problem is just diet adjustment and maybe I should try another powder.

    But I also wondered...In general I have trouble "going" period. I think this little issue could be making my particular brand of farts worse. I try everything...I eat veggies, complex carbs (brown rice, whole wheat bread, etc), I take pro-biotics, I eat yogurt, I drink senna tea.

    Any body got another "magical" solution to this problem I might try???

    Quote Originally Posted by schwellington View Post
    dam i got busted

    Honestly it is a natural thing...and I know for a fact that 90% of this forum has gone through this with their supplements, shakes, vitamins, etc...When I started taking creatine and weight-gainer it got pretty bad. I was like a f*cking party favor! And if I tried to be polite and hold it until I got to a better place I'd get stomach cramps that would double me over in pain.

    Glad to hear her body adjusted.

    Nonetheless it is a funny subject...and naturally I got a story: Been married for 6 years (she's serving in Afghanistan right now) to a southern woman. One that was taught that it is improper for a wife (or especially girlfriend) to let an "air biscuit" go in front of her man. But they slip occasionally and I laugh because she gets all embarrassed even after 6 years! The absolute worse time was when we were in bed one night I woke up to her "backing it up" to me in her sleep. Naturally I was like "hell yea!"..........UNTIL I FELT A HOT BREEZE ON MY THIGH!!! When the smell hit me it must have woken her up as well and - get this - she said "G-D DAMN IT! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!? THAT **** WOKE ME UP!!!" AND SHOVED ME AWAY FROM HER!!!
    until now. yup I put money on every game too. excuse me while i go drink myself smart.


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