my girlfriends protein farts are horrid what do i do

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  1. Quote Originally Posted by bigpapa View Post
    think of it as a fun activity to do together lol
    LMAO!


  2. If the shake is blended, try to let it rest before you consume it. It will help with the amount of air you consume with it. Although farts smell don't come from air you injest, it can make it's way through.

    I'm with a few of the other guys tho. If she just started, it is prob jsut a change in diet. Mine are rancid when I get off my health kick for a month or two, but after a while they are back to normal.
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  3. before you go all the way to paleo, try low gluten. It's working for me.

  4. Quote Originally Posted by kingdong View Post
    before you go all the way to paleo, try low gluten. It's working for me.
    Low gluten is not going to stop air from being created in her body if she's consuming something else that she's intolerant to. Not to mention that air can be created simply by gulping too much with your food, not eating enough, eating too much, etc.

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  5. lmao. umm stay away from energy drinks. all has to do with diet. maybe get here to go through a detox,

  6. Shwell you have some interesting threads to say the least.........

  7. Quote Originally Posted by TGSmithJr View Post
    This has a lot of potential to degrade into the most immature thread on this forum. But, I'm glad to see we're all (mostly) being adults and offering solid advice.

    I've noticed that my farts definitely are a lot stinkier if I haven't pooped in a while. I supplement 3-6 teaspoons of metamucil 3-5 days a week, depending on how backed up I may or may not be. I've definitely noticed minor constipation since getting on a high protein/low carb diet.
    discussing bodily functions which are normally personal and private , on an open forum is somewhat degrading anyway and distasteful .Bringing humour into the discussion helps to lift the tone of the discussion .you could have also raised the tone by using the correct word ie flatulance and a search on google would have given you ample knowledge as to why they smell

    http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/explain/docs/fart.asp

  8. Quote Originally Posted by corsaking View Post
    next time she farts in bed , pull the duvet right over her , she underneath it , you on top of it , trapping her inside and let her suffer!
    There ya go! the ole dutch oven is always good for a laugh. Maturity is highly over-rated.

  9. Quote Originally Posted by MK9 View Post
    Febreze
    I wonder if we could get the Febreeze guys together with the Victoria's Secret people and make some Febreeze infused panties....

  10. IS she on any PWO? I know alot of people have issues from that? I for instance went from having no problems with Shock Therapy, and taking protein to taking Jack3d and well having similar problems. Im not sure what ingredient it could be but Ive heard and read alot of talk about pre workout products and gas/ droppin the duece. Just another thought incase its not the protein like everyone seems to think.
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  11. Oh and just wondered what ever happened to people saying that farts are healthy, you all act like they are a bad thing! theres lots of practical uses, like driving away wild animals and lighting campfires.

  12. ^^lol so does she just let them rip loudly or does she sit ther with the expression on her face,"did anyone notice that?"

  13. loll this guy and his gf both have a account on here and he got busted funny
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  14. Anybody suggest celery? Or chlorophyl (oral)
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  16. Quote Originally Posted by Markusrulezzz View Post
    Shove a dildo up her butt, if dildo doesn't work I can help you myself
    Always open light. Itís not what you open with, itís what you finish with. Louie Simmons

  17. Quote Originally Posted by Markusrulezzz View Post
    Shove a dildo up her butt, if dildo doesn't work I can help you myself
    wow .

  18. What?

    My wife and I bond over this exact thing now.
    Nothing like a little friendly competition. Lol.
    But we think everything is funny.

  19. It's the whey.i had that problem before,and once i changed my diet to getting the most protein i could from actual food instead of powder=no more rank. veggies and fruit helped out as well.

  20. Quote Originally Posted by Jasen View Post
    Anybody suggest celery? Or chlorophyl (oral)
    Has celery worked for you?


  21. for your own sake i hope she never finds this thread
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  22. My wife had a roomate in college that would make me blush!! I never thought a human could make sounds like that...
  23. Talking


    Quote Originally Posted by schwellington View Post
    HER FARTS ARE HORRID! seriously i started training her and put her on a diet with medium carbs high protein and low fats

    she is tryign to solely burn fat


    but my God do her farts REEK

    is there anything I can do to get rid of this?




    Yees get a new girlfriend LOL

  24. Quote Originally Posted by STONE 69 View Post






    Yees get a new girlfriend LOL
    lol no ive been with her over a year now, i think i will stay with her


    is this thread still active lol wtf-epic


    update- her protein farts have ceased
    Test e/dbol/epi/winnie
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/cycle-info/164764-schwellington-has-been.html

  25. Has she tried Beano?

  26. Quote Originally Posted by corsaking View Post
    you could have also raised the tone by using the correct word ie flatulance and a search on google would have given you ample knowledge as to why they smell

    http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/explain/docs/fart.asp
    It also states other common terms..

    gassers
    stinkers
    air biscuits
    bombers
    barking spiders
    rotten eggs
    wet ones

    but you chose flatulence to suggest.. had it been me, I vote for air biscuits. just something effin hilarious about the way that sounds lolol. ever heard a woman say it? lmfao

    anyhow, i digress, and so has this thread, glad her gas has returned to normal lol.

  27. Quote Originally Posted by Pipes View Post
    It also states other common terms..

    gassers
    stinkers
    air biscuits
    bombers
    barking spiders
    rotten eggs
    wet ones

    but you chose flatulence to suggest.. had it been me, I vote for air biscuits. just something effin hilarious about the way that sounds lolol. ever heard a woman say it? lmfao

    anyhow, i digress, and so has this thread, glad her gas has returned to normal lol.

    HA! air biscuits

  28. The only thing to do is get some hard boiled eggs and chili! You must re-establish dominance ASAP

  29. Quote Originally Posted by monstermash View Post
    The only thing to do is get some hard boiled eggs and chili! You must re-establish dominance ASAP
    if you guys didnt believe in global warming before get ready cuz its gonna get smelly
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.
  

  
 

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