my girlfriends protein farts are horrid what do i do

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  1. Oh and just wondered what ever happened to people saying that farts are healthy, you all act like they are a bad thing! theres lots of practical uses, like driving away wild animals and lighting campfires.


  2. ^^lol so does she just let them rip loudly or does she sit ther with the expression on her face,"did anyone notice that?"

  3. loll this guy and his gf both have a account on here and he got busted funny
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  4. Anybody suggest celery? Or chlorophyl (oral)
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by Markusrulezzz View Post
    Shove a dildo up her butt, if dildo doesn't work I can help you myself
    Always open light. Itís not what you open with, itís what you finish with. Louie Simmons

  7. Quote Originally Posted by Markusrulezzz View Post
    Shove a dildo up her butt, if dildo doesn't work I can help you myself
    wow .

  8. What?

    My wife and I bond over this exact thing now.
    Nothing like a little friendly competition. Lol.
    But we think everything is funny.

  9. It's the whey.i had that problem before,and once i changed my diet to getting the most protein i could from actual food instead of powder=no more rank. veggies and fruit helped out as well.

  10. Quote Originally Posted by Jasen View Post
    Anybody suggest celery? Or chlorophyl (oral)
    Has celery worked for you?


  11. for your own sake i hope she never finds this thread
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  12. My wife had a roomate in college that would make me blush!! I never thought a human could make sounds like that...
  13. Talking


    Quote Originally Posted by schwellington View Post
    HER FARTS ARE HORRID! seriously i started training her and put her on a diet with medium carbs high protein and low fats

    she is tryign to solely burn fat


    but my God do her farts REEK

    is there anything I can do to get rid of this?




    Yees get a new girlfriend LOL

  14. Quote Originally Posted by STONE 69 View Post






    Yees get a new girlfriend LOL
    lol no ive been with her over a year now, i think i will stay with her


    is this thread still active lol wtf-epic


    update- her protein farts have ceased
    Test e/dbol/epi/winnie
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/cycle-info/164764-schwellington-has-been.html

  15. Has she tried Beano?

  16. Quote Originally Posted by corsaking View Post
    you could have also raised the tone by using the correct word ie flatulance and a search on google would have given you ample knowledge as to why they smell

    http://www.coolquiz.com/trivia/explain/docs/fart.asp
    It also states other common terms..

    gassers
    stinkers
    air biscuits
    bombers
    barking spiders
    rotten eggs
    wet ones

    but you chose flatulence to suggest.. had it been me, I vote for air biscuits. just something effin hilarious about the way that sounds lolol. ever heard a woman say it? lmfao

    anyhow, i digress, and so has this thread, glad her gas has returned to normal lol.

  17. Quote Originally Posted by Pipes View Post
    It also states other common terms..

    gassers
    stinkers
    air biscuits
    bombers
    barking spiders
    rotten eggs
    wet ones

    but you chose flatulence to suggest.. had it been me, I vote for air biscuits. just something effin hilarious about the way that sounds lolol. ever heard a woman say it? lmfao

    anyhow, i digress, and so has this thread, glad her gas has returned to normal lol.

    HA! air biscuits

  18. The only thing to do is get some hard boiled eggs and chili! You must re-establish dominance ASAP

  19. Quote Originally Posted by monstermash View Post
    The only thing to do is get some hard boiled eggs and chili! You must re-establish dominance ASAP
    if you guys didnt believe in global warming before get ready cuz its gonna get smelly
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  20. Quote Originally Posted by Jake Fires View Post
    ^^lol so does she just let them rip loudly or does she sit ther with the expression on her face,"did anyone notice that?"
    when shes around me she just lets them RIP!
    Test e/dbol/epi/winnie
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/cycle-info/164764-schwellington-has-been.html

  21. Be a man and just take it.
  22. Thanks...needed this first-thing-in-the-morning-chuckle


    Quote Originally Posted by phunkyb View Post
    I feel that since this thread is about me I should weigh in...

    Yes, Schwell does fart and his are rancid, too. He doesn seem to think so... His S*** don't stink!

    I do appreciate all the advice here though. I think part of the problem is just diet adjustment and maybe I should try another powder.

    But I also wondered...In general I have trouble "going" period. I think this little issue could be making my particular brand of farts worse. I try everything...I eat veggies, complex carbs (brown rice, whole wheat bread, etc), I take pro-biotics, I eat yogurt, I drink senna tea.

    Any body got another "magical" solution to this problem I might try???

    Quote Originally Posted by schwellington View Post
    dam i got busted


    Honestly it is a natural thing...and I know for a fact that 90% of this forum has gone through this with their supplements, shakes, vitamins, etc...When I started taking creatine and weight-gainer it got pretty bad. I was like a f*cking party favor! And if I tried to be polite and hold it until I got to a better place I'd get stomach cramps that would double me over in pain.

    Glad to hear her body adjusted.

    Nonetheless it is a funny subject...and naturally I got a story: Been married for 6 years (she's serving in Afghanistan right now) to a southern woman. One that was taught that it is improper for a wife (or especially girlfriend) to let an "air biscuit" go in front of her man. But they slip occasionally and I laugh because she gets all embarrassed even after 6 years! The absolute worse time was when we were in bed one night I woke up to her "backing it up" to me in her sleep. Naturally I was like "hell yea!"..........UNTIL I FELT A HOT BREEZE ON MY THIGH!!! When the smell hit me it must have woken her up as well and - get this - she said "G-D DAMN IT! ARE YOU SERIOUS?!?!? THAT **** WOKE ME UP!!!" AND SHOVED ME AWAY FROM HER!!!
    IN 27 YEARS I'VE NEVER GONE 0-4 IN WILDCARD WEEKEND!!!
    until now. yup I put money on every game too. excuse me while i go drink myself smart.
  

  
 

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