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    Quote Originally Posted by Mjolnir View Post
    Buy her a water gun.
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    I think this thread needs female input so I'll try my best. So I guess by "squirting" y'all mean female ejaculation, right? I don't know where I read it from but there isn't a female jizz that comes out of us when we climax. Any moisture in there is mucus and any added moisture during intercourse would be a mixture of mucus and urination. Nasty, yeah, but pee pee comes out of it, too. I think the squirt in some freaky pornos out there are women with over sensitive Bartholin's gland, it's the gland that produces mucus in the vagina. OR they held their piss and waited till they climaxed to "squirt." I believe in some ladies' sex is more pleasurable when they hold their peepee before climaxing.

    Getting a lady to orgasm solely depends on what she wants. It's different for everybody, but I'm not about to share mine because my boyfriend is on here and sharing that intimate stuff with AM would be inappropriate and I respect and love my man and his sex. Just know that it's possible. BUT, whatever you do, don't be completely spontaneous. Not all girls are down with certain oral movements and anal fingering.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BMCLouzee View Post
    I don't know where I read it from but there isn't a female jizz that comes out of us when we climax. Any moisture in there is mucus and any added moisture during intercourse would be a mixture of mucus and urination. Nasty, yeah, but pee pee comes out of it, too.
    OMG !!! thank you for ruining and sexual turn on that represented for me... I used to love it when my GF squirted.. huge turn on.. Now I'm just going to be thinking FU*K .. there's mucus and P*SS on my sheets..

    Way to GO
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    HAHAHAHAHA every post i laughed my ass off......

    GREAT THREAD!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by EustisPanther View Post
    OMG !!! thank you for ruining and sexual turn on that represented for me... I used to love it when my GF squirted.. huge turn on.. Now I'm just going to be thinking FU*K .. there's mucus and P*SS on my sheets..

    Way to GO
    Yep. Piss and Mucus where you sleep. And don't forget those nights with Pamela Handerson. So that's piss, mucus, and crusty, white sh!t.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BMCLouzee View Post
    Yep. Piss and Mucus where you sleep. And don't forget those nights with Pamela Handerson. So that's piss, mucus, and crusty, white sh!t.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA oooooooooooo maannnn nothing informative to say but it jusy keeps gettin better
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    Quote Originally Posted by BMCLouzee View Post
    Yep. Piss and Mucus where you sleep. And don't forget those nights with Pamela Handerson. So that's piss, mucus, and crusty, white sh!t.
    How about washing the damn sheets once in a while?!
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    I used to have a gf who squirted all the times... i had black sheets at the time... NOOOO GOOD lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by BMCLouzee View Post
    BUT, whatever you do, don't be completely spontaneous. Not all girls are down with certain oral movements and anal fingering.
    She is joking right?

    This is one of those threads that I cant help but read.

    Im pretty sure all girls love my big long and hard finger in there butt. You have to be spontaneous. Example, you are doing It doggy style, pull out and kick it up a notch and stick it right in the stink hole. She will love it. Trust me, Im a professional.
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    LOL
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    I don't do anal. I guess some girls are just freakier than I am. Like I said, it differs.
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    Quote Originally Posted by BMCLouzee View Post
    Yep. Piss and Mucus where you sleep. And don't forget those nights with Pamela Handerson. So that's piss, mucus, and crusty, white sh!t.
    From what I heard before, female ejaculate is similar to male ejaculate, minus the sperm...
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    Quote Originally Posted by EustisPanther View Post
    anyone else get their gf to squirt while plowing her in the a** .... that's a unique experience the first time lol
    Had that happen once with a girl that was a big squirter, quite the experience that is for sure...
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    Should ban half of ya right now for this stupidity... This is the Female fitness section. It's not your personal way of getting turned on by getting into sexual fantasies. If you want that, hit Google and figure it out on your own. Any more of these stupid threads pop up and all participants are getting banned.
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