how to make a girl squirt!?

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  1. Quote Originally Posted by jherman08 View Post
    lmfao inform us on how the diarhea felt
    LOL !! I didn't mean she squirted out of her a**.. She squirted from her box while I was f*cking her in the a** ..

    Now I'm going to be paranoid that's going to happen.. F !


  2. ya putting just your head in her azz and putting your finger in her hole you can actually feel your di** with your finger.
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  3. Quote Originally Posted by Chubbinmuffin View Post
    OOOOOHHH, with your FINGER? Sorry, I thought we were using our johnsons. In that case I can reach it.
    So your saying your Johnson is less than 2 inches?

  4. Quote Originally Posted by Chubbinmuffin View Post
    I usually blow it before I even get close to penetration.
    Are you joking mate?

  5. Quote Originally Posted by gamer2be08 View Post
    Are you joking mate?
    Maybe hes oriental?

    But yeah i agree i want to find a girl that does that or learn how to make the girl do that...... such a dream..... heard they are rare.....

  6. Quote Originally Posted by madds87 View Post


    Maybe hes oriental?

    But yeah i agree i want to find a girl that does that or learn how to make the girl do that...... such a dream..... heard they are rare.....
    I have seen quite a few well hung orientals in the military, and what does that have to do with premature ejaculation; thats all mental.. I tried to do it to this 1 chick with my fingers, just like I saw in this video, but to no avail, it didnt work...

  7. Quote Originally Posted by madds87 View Post


    Maybe hes oriental?

    But yeah i agree i want to find a girl that does that or learn how to make the girl do that...... such a dream..... heard they are rare.....

    Wait wait wait.... I'm thai. And yes... I was kidding.

    It definitely is a mental thing though. Give me 2 girls, and I'll go all night because its fun. Give me the same girl I've been with for years (or months for that matter) and I'll be a minute man because I'm already bored with it.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by Chubbinmuffin View Post
    Wait wait wait.... I'm thai. And yes... I was kidding.

    It definitely is a mental thing though. Give me 2 girls, and I'll go all night because its fun. Give me the same girl I've been with for years (or months for that matter) and I'll be a minute man because I'm already bored with it.
    Sucks for your girl haha. This one girl I had sex with, I had lost interest about 5 minutes into intercourse and started to lose my hardon. I finished and hopped in the shower lmao..

  9. Haha. Actually, she's learned to accommodate and usually gets off pretty quickly. Having 2 kids doesn't really give us all the time in the world either.

    True story... I slept with this one girl that was SO VERY LOOSE, I finished in a matter of minutes (despite being able too feel much) because I just had to get it over with.

  10. Quote Originally Posted by Chubbinmuffin View Post
    Haha. Actually, she's learned to accommodate and usually gets off pretty quickly. Having 2 kids doesn't really give us all the time in the world either.

    True story... I slept with this one girl that was SO VERY LOOSE, I finished in a matter of minutes (despite being able too feel much) because I just had to get it over with.
    When you gotta go, you gotta go!
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  11. Quote Originally Posted by Mjolnir View Post
    Buy her a water gun.
    lol
  12. BMCLouzee
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    I think this thread needs female input so I'll try my best. So I guess by "squirting" y'all mean female ejaculation, right? I don't know where I read it from but there isn't a female jizz that comes out of us when we climax. Any moisture in there is mucus and any added moisture during intercourse would be a mixture of mucus and urination. Nasty, yeah, but pee pee comes out of it, too. I think the squirt in some freaky pornos out there are women with over sensitive Bartholin's gland, it's the gland that produces mucus in the vagina. OR they held their piss and waited till they climaxed to "squirt." I believe in some ladies' sex is more pleasurable when they hold their peepee before climaxing.

    Getting a lady to orgasm solely depends on what she wants. It's different for everybody, but I'm not about to share mine because my boyfriend is on here and sharing that intimate stuff with AM would be inappropriate and I respect and love my man and his sex. Just know that it's possible. BUT, whatever you do, don't be completely spontaneous. Not all girls are down with certain oral movements and anal fingering.

  13. Quote Originally Posted by BMCLouzee View Post
    I don't know where I read it from but there isn't a female jizz that comes out of us when we climax. Any moisture in there is mucus and any added moisture during intercourse would be a mixture of mucus and urination. Nasty, yeah, but pee pee comes out of it, too.
    OMG !!! thank you for ruining and sexual turn on that represented for me... I used to love it when my GF squirted.. huge turn on.. Now I'm just going to be thinking FU*K .. there's mucus and P*SS on my sheets..

    Way to GO
  14. EctoMeso
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    HAHAHAHAHA every post i laughed my ass off......

    GREAT THREAD!!!
  15. BMCLouzee
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    Quote Originally Posted by EustisPanther View Post
    OMG !!! thank you for ruining and sexual turn on that represented for me... I used to love it when my GF squirted.. huge turn on.. Now I'm just going to be thinking FU*K .. there's mucus and P*SS on my sheets..

    Way to GO
    Yep. Piss and Mucus where you sleep. And don't forget those nights with Pamela Handerson. So that's piss, mucus, and crusty, white sh!t.
  16. EctoMeso
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    Quote Originally Posted by BMCLouzee View Post
    Yep. Piss and Mucus where you sleep. And don't forget those nights with Pamela Handerson. So that's piss, mucus, and crusty, white sh!t.
    HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA oooooooooooo maannnn nothing informative to say but it jusy keeps gettin better

  17. Quote Originally Posted by BMCLouzee View Post
    Yep. Piss and Mucus where you sleep. And don't forget those nights with Pamela Handerson. So that's piss, mucus, and crusty, white sh!t.
    How about washing the damn sheets once in a while?!

  18. I used to have a gf who squirted all the times... i had black sheets at the time... NOOOO GOOD lol

  19. Quote Originally Posted by BMCLouzee View Post
    BUT, whatever you do, don't be completely spontaneous. Not all girls are down with certain oral movements and anal fingering.
    She is joking right?

    This is one of those threads that I cant help but read.

    Im pretty sure all girls love my big long and hard finger in there butt. You have to be spontaneous. Example, you are doing It doggy style, pull out and kick it up a notch and stick it right in the stink hole. She will love it. Trust me, Im a professional.

  20. This is generally my motto for all of life's situations:


  21. BMCLouzee
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    I don't do anal. I guess some girls are just freakier than I am. Like I said, it differs.

  22. Quote Originally Posted by BMCLouzee View Post
    Yep. Piss and Mucus where you sleep. And don't forget those nights with Pamela Handerson. So that's piss, mucus, and crusty, white sh!t.
    From what I heard before, female ejaculate is similar to male ejaculate, minus the sperm...

  23. Quote Originally Posted by EustisPanther View Post
    anyone else get their gf to squirt while plowing her in the a** .... that's a unique experience the first time lol
    Had that happen once with a girl that was a big squirter, quite the experience that is for sure...

  24. Should ban half of ya right now for this stupidity... This is the Female fitness section. It's not your personal way of getting turned on by getting into sexual fantasies. If you want that, hit Google and figure it out on your own. Any more of these stupid threads pop up and all participants are getting banned.
  

  
 

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