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  1. f'ing halarious Dancebot!!!


  2. Quote Originally Posted by Dancebot 2000 View Post
    What I'd like to believe:

    Jacob: Hi, my name is Jacob. I'm from USPlabs.

    GNC CEO: You should buy this Celltech.

    J: No, I'm not a customer, I'm a seller.

    GNC: It will add 8.4lbs of muscle in 14 days.

    J: We're not even in a store, this is your office. You pulled that from under your desk.

    GNC: How bout' some endothil?

    J: Listen, USP has a line of innovative products....

    GNC: Ooooo.... I like the word innovative.

    J: Uh, yeah, anyway, they have a great history of success with trainers.

    GNC: you lost me.

    J: I'm saying that these products have been successful in the bodybuilding world for years.

    GNC: I don't follow.

    J: Uh, I have a host of labs studies and testimonials with me....

    GNC: Whoa, whoa. I'm affraid you're gonna have speak English, there, Dr. Einstien.

    J: (blink, blink) People take these products and they get bigger, or they feel better, or their joints don't hurt anymore and so on.

    GNC: I'm sorry, I just don't see the value in these products.

    J: ugh... USP will give you GORILLA LIKE STRENGTH! They cause MASSIVE MUSCLE INFUSION!

    GNC: Oh yeah?

    J: You'll have NITRO FUELED WORKOUTS! You'll bend STEEL BEAMS.

    GNC: Ooooo...steel beams.

    J: Ummm... ANABOLIC....MYOSTATIN......ANT I-CATOBOLIC....874%!

    GNC: Stop right there! I love it! I can tell these are amazing products.

    J: Great so can we draw up a store wide deal.

    GNC: Only if you buy this Celltech.

    J: So if I buy this one jar of Celltech, you'll give me a nation wide deal.

    GNC: I'll also throw in this sample of Lipo 6.

    J:....Okay.

    GNC: SWEET! I just made double commission.

    have to give it to the man that was funny.
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  3. agreed that was hilarious dancebot
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  4. hahahah that was very good dancebot

  5. GNC Sales associate(SA)- a young man , well built, and gets his stuff from anabolic minds. Hi hows it going? Shakes hands. is there anything I can assist you with today?

    Jacob- All this is overpriced. I can get my stuff a lot cheaper from Nutraplanet.com and USPS labs for free, I'm the owner (lightly taps GNCSa's shoulder).

    GNC SA- Good for you sir.(lightly punches in arm back) congratulations on your success. Your name is Jacob correct..I know because I've been buying from Nutraplanet and know the anabolic minds forum for some time.

    Jacob: Yes that is correct. I want put USP labs in your store.

    GNCsa's- in order to do that sir you must fill out this paper take it to GNC human resources department listed on the back and you have a chance of getting Usp labs in our store. know what I'm saying Jacob?

    Jacob-Thank you very much.I'll do that and I'll recommend you. you have done an awesome job friend. and since I have the money I'm going to go ahead and buy GNC's sexual aid formula and mega man since I'm on vacation and forgot my Vitamins and never know if I'll need to get excited fast. You know everyone can get tired sometimes.

    GNCsa-Yes I know=)

    GNcsa- 42.43

    Jacob-Hands money

    Gncsa's Thank you for your business brother.

    Jacob-Thank you!

    Shakes hands.Both walk away smiling
    Millennium Sport Technologies Representative
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  6. so did i win yet? :P come on i started the muscle tech thing

  7. DB2000
    KSMA
    HankVangut

    Addys please brethren.

  8. Congrats fellas.

  9. Damn that's F'ed up there was like 4 people that entered and of course i'm 1 of the ones that doesn't win. I don't even get an honorable mention. wow biased much

  10. Quote Originally Posted by kbtoy31 View Post
    Damn that's F'ed up there was like 4 people that entered and of course i'm 1 of the ones that doesn't win. I don't even get an honorable mention. wow biased much
    Dude I know USPs products can make ya go crazy if ya don't get them but I didn't win either lol. Theres no biased here those guys posted some hilarious stuff up. Also I think you need to realize you were given the opportunity for FREE supplements..

    and there were 10 entries..

  11. Quote Originally Posted by OCCFan023 View Post
    Dude I know USPs products can make ya go crazy if ya don't get them but I didn't win either lol. Theres no biased here those guys posted some hilarious stuff up. Also I think you need to realize you were given the opportunity for FREE supplements..

    and there were 10 entries..
    What I can't bust balls now?

  12. Sure you can, that didn't really sound like it though lol

  13. Congrads Fellas
    Millennium Sport Technologies Representative
    Mind and Muscle Code AM10
    Classic Physique competitor, Facebook- Great Physique Fitness, Online coaching

  14. yes congratulations guys!
    Yea sorry if it came of sounding bitter I guess you can't really hear the humor in a post.

  15. congrats to the winners

  16. Woot Woot Woot!!!!

    Awesome! Thanks Mullet!

  17. i got my prize gifts today!

    thank you mullett and thank you usp labs!

    best of luck raking in all the $$$ from your GNC sales!!!

  18. Quote Originally Posted by Hank Vangut View Post
    i got my prize gifts today!

    thank you mullett and thank you usp labs!

    best of luck raking in all the $$$ from your GNC sales!!!
    Between your 3-AD and USP products your going to be a freak Hank

  19. i was a freak (at least mentally) well before all these free products started rollinging in.

  20. Quote Originally Posted by Hank Vangut View Post
    i was a freak (at least mentally) well before all these free products started rollinging in.
    lol truth

  21. Quote Originally Posted by Hank Vangut View Post
    i got my prize gifts today!

    thank you mullett and thank you usp labs!

    best of luck raking in all the $$$ from your GNC sales!!!
    got mine today too. I am really impressed with how quick it came. I was expecting USPS standard and waiting a couple weeks.
    Thanks again fellas!

  22. I am sooo jealous!(spoken in best effeminate voice)

    KSMA I never got to see yours I tried the link but couldn't get it to unzip. IDK.
    congrats again fellas
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