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EasyEJL

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Ok I can't decide which of these deserves to win, so i'm asking for some help. Just vote on who should get a free bottle :)


The reason I should get Drive is two-fold: I know your address and I’m 3 hours away.
I won't wear lingerie and stick my penis in the bottle.
If I change my mind, I'll take a picture.
My wife says I need ALL the help I can get.:whiner:
I need Drive because I want to be bigger, leaner, stronger and better than ever before. :)

Me and Gwen plan on "offing" Gavin(her gay looking husband),and relocating to an exotic tropical island. We plan on making lots of babies and she's down with threesomes. Gwen said she thinks guys on DRIVE are hott,and make her all wet and bananas. I was like No DouBt. I cant let the platinum blonde down. SQUAD UP!!
My name is Griffin and I'm a Drive-aholic....I NEED MY FIX!!!!

I think my need for AN products can be best summed up in a Drive Haiku:

Drive gives superb pump
Gives endurance and power
Gives great morning wood


As you know, these are all things that I desparately crave.

Because the dirty Canadian Custom Officials snagged my DRIVE :wtf: sample, so I've yet to experience the magic!:squat:
I am not big enough yet, and the shiny blue caps are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen.

I should get a bottle of Drive cause Im asian, and I need to get HUUUGE! :D
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I should get drive because my nutrition is better than most of you guys, I train with more Intensity than most you guys, I sleep deeper and better than most you guys and the results with all this basic stuff down is so much better than a person that doesnt have the basics in order. =)
 
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Ok I can't decide which of these deserves to win, so i'm asking for some help. Just vote on who should get a free bottle :)
hmmm... you can't decide but yet you voted that theninja should get it.:lol:
 
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a vote for me is a vote for winners. :D
 

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Us married guys have to stick together. I vote Bluedevil!
 
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Too hard of a question for me. I'll vote for Pedro.
 
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I liked the haiku for originality, but wasn't sure it was the best :D
I know, the haiku had originality and potential. Unfortunately the substance lacked a little. But I only had 17 sylabels to work with, plus I can't spell sylabels. I'm pretty sure I picked your first car too :) --- Although poor Steveoph makes a good case too.
 
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Steveoph for me. I too felt the sting of the Canadian border (although I did eventually get mine, thank you AN), and he's a student. Plus his cat has a really bad case of Melon head.

DB2000
 
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Can't believe Trip would say that...sounds like some sh%t I would say :icon_lol: ...so I gotz to vote for him, LOL
 
thewilman

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Would it be unethical or inappropriate to vote for myself? :DI will hunt you down E!!!
 
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If it was pick a wiener it would be much easier....

:hot:
 
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please vote for meeee....i need to feed the addiction :twisted:
 
thewilman

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Smet...did you vote for yourself? :trout:
 
Cellardude

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oh crap someone voted for me besides myself :lol:
 
TheNinja

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Some of you guys went over the 20 word limit.

As Borat would say "naughty, naughty"
 
thewilman

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Easy is not much for rules...he is a free spirit ghey
 
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If you vote for me I will mail you a drive pill!! maybe...
 
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If you vote for me I will mail you a drive pill!! maybe...
I'll mail you a nice bomb,sprinkled with anthrax....:trout: :D
 
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smeton was my first choice since he's obviously so much better than everyone else

but since wilman was the only one voting for me...
 
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Seriously... easy decision... tripdog no content, because he's my nana-*****... :trout:
 
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Originally Posted by TripDog
Me and Gwen plan on "offing" Gavin(her gay looking husband),and relocating to an exotic tropical island. We plan on making lots of babies and she's down with threesomes. Gwen said she thinks guys on DRIVE are hott,and make her all wet and bananas. I was like No DouBt. I cant let the platinum blonde down. SQUAD UP!!
Uhh... That's 60 words. I could have made a big crazy off the wall quote but I followed the guidelines for qualification.... Why? Because I wanted to win.

Originally Posted by EasyEJL
New Contest

Why you should get a bottle of Drive in 20 words or less.

Nothing complex, just in 20 words or less explain why you should be the one to get a free bottle of Drive. It can be funny, serious, warped, whatever This contest will end Thursday at midnight, winner to be announced Friday
Those were the rules... 20 words or less :)
 
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Uhh... That's 60 words. I could have made a big crazy off the wall quote but I followed the guidelines for qualification.... Why? Because I wanted to win.



Those were the rules... 20 words or less :)
That's what I said. If I ever meet Trip in an alley I'll beat his ass......actually I'd probably run the other direction ;)
 
TripDog

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Uhh... That's 60 words. I could have made a big crazy off the wall quote but I followed the guidelines for qualification.... Why? Because I wanted to win.



Those were the rules... 20 words or less :)
OMG cry me a river..
 
Leggo my Ego

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OMG cry me a river..
Haha. Dude don't get all upset. You still my peeps. You broke the rules, that's all :lol: and there is a free bottle of Drive on the line Naw Meen
 
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hmmm well the contest is still running and I can edit my post.....

Me and Gwen plan on relocating to a tropical island. She says guys on DRIVE make her all wet


Oh look 19 words ....
 
Zombie

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lets start the propaganda.

A vote for TripDog is a vote for the future. . .
 
Leggo my Ego

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Originally Posted by TripDog
Me and Gwen plan on "offing" Gavin(her gay looking husband),and relocating to an exotic tropical island. We plan on making lots of babies and she's down with threesomes. Gwen said she thinks guys on DRIVE are hott,and make her all wet and bananas. I was like No DouBt. I cant let the platinum blonde down. SQUAD UP!!
Uhh... That's 60 words. I could have made a big crazy off the wall quote but I followed the guidelines for qualification.... Why? Because I wanted to win.

Originally Posted by EasyEJL
New Contest

Why you should get a bottle of Drive in 20 words or less.

Nothing complex, just in 20 words or less explain why you should be the one to get a free bottle of Drive. It can be funny, serious, warped, whatever This contest will end Thursday at midnight, winner to be announced Friday
Those were the rules... 20 words or less :)
Bump :duel:
 
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hmmm well the contest is still running and I can edit my post.....

Me and Gwen plan on relocating to a tropical island. She says guys on DRIVE make her all wet


Oh look 19 words ....
bump
 
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