EPIC Mis-Quote promo by LG

[lukehayd]

SO HERE'S THE DEAL, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THERE'S A LOT OF SMART-A$$ES HERE ON AM, SO WE WANT TO SEE WHO'S THE BEST.
WHO HERE HAS THE BEST MIS-QUOTE ABILITIES?
SO HOW TO PLAY: Quote the last post before yours and change it around to say or mean something else. Then put your own smart-a$$ comment with it.
(Let's try to keep things PG and not be hateful or down right offensive. This is supposed to be fun so keep things in check.)
So what are you playing for? EPIC! LG's new liquid pre-workout.
How many winners? 3 as of now
How long will this run? 2-3 weeks

Rules: Must be over 18, live in USA (or at least have a US shipping address), be willing to either run a log or post a detailed review at the beginning and end of your bottle- your choice and last but not least, have fun.

[lukehayd]

So here's your first comment to mis-quote.

[Celorza]

So here's my confession, I love c0ck.

Never doubted it for a second.

[lukehayd]

Is this too hard for y'all?

[Celorza]

My c0ck gets hard for y'all?

Really? Could've swore you couldn't get a stiffy old man!

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Really? I've never been able to give you stiffy old man!

Expected reply from Caesar.

[Celorza]

I wanna rub his Little-Caesar.

And to think you have my address and you haven't done it yet...shame on you Justin

[FL3X MAGNUM]

I'm bored and spamming the entire first two pages of this promo. Yup.

That's rude.
I'm going to give everyone else a chance to get in early.
Good promo Luke!

[lukehayd]

And to think I have my dress and you haven't got your tux yet...shame on you Justin

Prom or Homecoming?

[mustang0341]

That's rude.
I'm going to give everyone else a reach around and go to bed early.
Good promo Luke!

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[howwedo107]

Sent from my straight talk phone bc I spent my money on transgender hookers

Don't be ashamed we all have our secrets

[Piston Honda]

I hope EPIC is loaded with HMB, methoxyisoflavone, ecdysterone/"bug juice", and pharmaceutical-grade dextrose because those all got me ripped in 2001.

You might be a tad disappointed in the ingredient panel.

[mustang0341]

You might be a tad disappointed in the package i'm rockin

Well now that its out there

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[Piston Honda]

So I took my pet sheep to prom, so what?

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Hey, old enough to breathe, old enough for me I guess. To each his own.

[bmftisftw]

Hey, old enough to breathe, old enough for me I guess. Just don't forget to include me.

This is weird..

[lukehayd]

Hey, old enough to breathe, old enough for me I guess. To each his own.

No mis-quote needed. Tsk tsk tsk!

[mustang0341]

Hey, can i have my velcro gloves back

Could of sworn i gave those back. You said you had a hot date and needed them bAAAAd

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[lukehayd]

I don't know if I'll be able to pick if I let this go for 2-3 weeks! Lol!

[FL3X MAGNUM]

I don't know if I'll be able to walk if I let him go for 2-3 weeks! Lol!

Wow.

[Piston Honda]

Wow, I never knew a man could make me feel like a woman.

Dude, what does that even mean?