EPIC Mis-Quote promo by LG

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SO HERE'S THE DEAL, EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THERE'S A LOT OF SMART-A$$ES HERE ON AM, SO WE WANT TO SEE WHO'S THE BEST.
WHO HERE HAS THE BEST MIS-QUOTE ABILITIES?
SO HOW TO PLAY: Quote the last post before yours and change it around to say or mean something else. Then put your own smart-a$$ comment with it.
(Let's try to keep things PG and not be hateful or down right offensive. This is supposed to be fun so keep things in check.)
So what are you playing for? EPIC! LG's new liquid pre-workout.
How many winners? 3 as of now
How long will this run? 2-3 weeks

Rules: Must be over 18, live in USA (or at least have a US shipping address), be willing to either run a log or post a detailed review at the beginning and end of your bottle- your choice and last but not least, have fun.​
 
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Is this too hard for y'all?
 
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I'm bored and spamming the entire first two pages of this promo. Yup.
That's rude.
I'm going to give everyone else a chance to get in early.
Good promo Luke!
 
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I hope EPIC is loaded with HMB, methoxyisoflavone, ecdysterone/"bug juice", and pharmaceutical-grade dextrose because those all got me ripped in 2001.
You might be a tad disappointed in the ingredient panel.
 
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So I took my pet sheep to prom, so what?

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Hey, old enough to breathe, old enough for me I guess. To each his own.
 
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Hey, can i have my velcro gloves back
Could of sworn i gave those back. You said you had a hot date and needed them bAAAAd

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I don't know if I'll be able to pick if I let this go for 2-3 weeks! Lol!
 
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Awesome promo! We do have some great "quote editing" kings here on AM!
 
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You're awesome Luke! You do have some great promos here on AM!
Aww shucks! You're gonna make me blush! Still have to neg you for not following the rules by not mis-quoting the post above yours! I'm exempt because it's my promo and I can quote as I please.
 
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Aww yums!! I wanna lick your bush! Still have to shave you after that though, since I am such a sandy vag, any more friction would be annoying! I'm exempt from shaving though, and you have to lick me as I please!
All this cheating...Uncle Luke you just can't be a faithful man can you? You have to be such a slut at times...
 
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Nothing like an old age blow-job to get me ready!
You just can't stop can you Uncle Luke? Now you are even preying on our senior members...shame on you Pole-Smoker Uncle!
 
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You just can't stop can you Uncle Luke? Now you are even prying on our senior members...
I do believe you mean "preying" and not "prying" oh confused asexual hamster.
 
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Some of these are getting a little raunchy. Let's try to reel it in a little. They don't have to be sexual.
 

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