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    Quote Originally Posted by LiveToLift View Post
    Coming on me bit strong bro...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randoja

    I asked him nicely to stop but he couldn't understand me with that ball gag in. I am at the doctors now because when he did stop it was because i was bleeding and squirting out my BH
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    Quote Originally Posted by Budman7811

    Damn man you should have taken it easy on me last night. I'm not going to be able to walk right for a week now. And I'm still trying to come up with an excuse to tell everyone why there is a welt on my cheek in the shape of a penis from last week...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danb2285 View Post
    Wow....Only my uncle does that stuff to me
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmftisftw

    I just want yall to know... I've take so many wieners that I make Jenna Jameson look like a virgin!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmftisftw

    You need to start wiping my chin when I'm done. I let your load sit on my face for too long and now there's a rash that won't go away!!
    It's not gay unless your doing the sucking...right? Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danb2285

    It's not gay unless you're doing the sucking...right? Lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM View Post
    Fixed for grammar
    Says the grammar police. I wuz edu-ma-cated at dat der skool in da city by dem publik peepel.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd
    dat der cell tech!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM View Post
    Fixed for spelling, not grammar.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randoja

    I'm fixed.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM

    Hey...your mom called and asked if she could have her 10 inch shower dildo back. I can't get ahold of her so will you tell her ill get it back to her when I'm done? Oh and let her know she was right it really does feel almost as good as the real thing!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danb2285

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    Quote Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM View Post
    Sorry to hear man!
    At least if she gets preggo you'll know it's mine.
    I'll teach the kid not to drink and play with guns.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randophile

    I'll teach the kid how to play hide the hot dog in the bun.

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    Bro I'm pretty sure that makes you a pedophile...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danb2285 View Post
    Whoa bro, most of these misquotes aren't funny at all.
    Agreed, looks like we need to set up some scholarships for the Fat Sacks Center for Kids Who Can't Quote Edit Good, and Want to Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiveToPleaseMyMan

    Bro I'm pretty sure I invented that game!
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    Alright guys, once again, let's tone it down with the sexual stuff. If this thread gets shut down, nobody wins! It doesn't have to be vulgar to be funny. I'm guilty also but now let's change the tone here. I don't want to be a jerk and all you guys that know me know that I like to joke and have fun - I don't like having to be this guy!! Thanks for understanding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd
    Alright guys, once again, let's tone it down with the sexual stuff. If this thread gets shut down, nobody wins! It doesn't have to be vulgar to be funny. I'm guilty also but now let's change the tone here. I don't want to be a jerk and all you guys that know me know that I like to joke and have fun - I don't like having to be this guy!! Thanks for understanding.
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    Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd View Post
    Alright guys, once again, let's tone it down with the sexual stuff. If this thread gets shut down, nobody wins! It doesn't have to be vulgar to be funny. I'm guilty also but now let's change the tone here. I don't want to be a jerk and all you guys that know me know that I like to joke and have fun - I don't like having to be this guy!! Thanks for understanding.
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    Haha well that was short lived...
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    ok see you guys back at the fat sacks thread...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Danb2285
    I don't know how else to be funny...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmftisftw View Post
    ok see you guys back at the gas station, but I can't tell how far it is on this map.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randoja View Post
    Agreed from coke to dbol, its all very useful
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randoja View Post
    Don't worry simply use the scale, it shows you how many g's to give out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmftisftw View Post
    Bro...hugs not plugs.
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    We found the distributor under the hood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM

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    Quote Originally Posted by Danb2285 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randoja

    Figures... 1+1=2.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randoja View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by Randoja View Post
    I just became a dad, bro.
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