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    Quote Originally Posted by AZMIDLYF

    I need a LOOFA
    You can't scrub away sin
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    Quote Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM

    You can't scrub away sin... so I need to confess I a homo
    Nothing wrong with that. Your allowed to express your self
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    It means he loves his jello pudding popped!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blue Reflex
    It means I want your man pudding popped on my face
    Cream pie?
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmftisftw

    I once had a kindly stranger give me the "breaded chicken cutlet" at the beach.
    Nothing kind about that!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Piston Honda

    Nothing wrong with that!
    I agree
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    Quote Originally Posted by F3CAL MATTER View Post
    You can't scrub my love away
    I'm still cleaning the window sills from when I caught in peeping in on me.

    Quote Originally Posted by Budman7811 View Post
    Nothing wrong with being fat. Your allowed to as long as you dress your self
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    Yes it's! Make him angry and he"ll grow!
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingjamesofmydoublewidetrailer View Post
    I'm still cleaning the window sills and mopping the floors like any other house wife.
    But aren't you supposed to be the "King"? Sounds more like the Queen!
    "But as for you, be strong and do not give up, for your work will be rewarded."
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    Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd

    Butt from kings and queens I switch hit.... But I still considered to be gay cause I don't like the vag!
    I ain't mad at cha
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    Quote Originally Posted by Spoodgeman7811 View Post
    I ain't mad about the cha-cha
    Yeah you're more of a Macarena kind of guy aren't you?
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    Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd View Post
    Im more of a justin beiber type of guy
    I knew there was something suspicious about you
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    Quote Originally Posted by bowlmovementftisftw View Post
    I knew there was something awesome about you
    Thank you! Although, Justin Beiber is a total douchebag and messed up for taking women's hormones. I think the boy wants to be a girl!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd View Post
    I've been pickin my ass for 2-3 weeks and I still can't find my head!

    Don't worry, I'm sure you'll find it one of these days.
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Bag me View Post
    Don't worry, I'm sure I'll find it one of these days. If only it was not so small
    I'm sure there a supplement for that
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    Quote Originally Posted by lukeisrollinginthehay View Post
    But aren't you supposed to be my "Daddy"? Sounds more like my idol!
    Luke, you've worship me long enough, it's time to move on. I hear Celly is currently taking applications to be on his stalker list.

    Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd View Post
    Thank you! Although, Justin Beiber is a total sweetheart and messed me up for taking away all my good hormones. I think the boy wants to be with me!
    You are a sick man.
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    Quote Originally Posted by kingjameskjf View Post
    Luke, you are a thick man.
    Been doing a little stalking yourself huh? I thought that was a camera flash when I was in the shower the other night!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd View Post
    Is it weird Ive been letting other men take photos of me in the shower?
    Just a little bro..
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    Quote Originally Posted by lukegay'd View Post
    Ben doing a little stalking of yourself too huh? I thought that was a camera flash when we were out camping the other night!
    Stay away from Ben, he's sneaky. He'll invite you over or take you out camping and the next thing you know your pics are floating up on some UG european freak show.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmftisftw View Post
    I'm just really little bro..
    Extenze?
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    Quote Originally Posted by CelticCarrot View Post
    Stay away from Ben, he's mine!!!!
    Sorry!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd View Post
    Bros..
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    You might want to try AI sports "perform" or viagra
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    Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd View Post
    Entenze?
    No edit needed. Entenze? You can't even spell right. I can see it now. "Lukey-poo can you please use that word in a sentence." "Yes ma'am. I entenze to skip class if you keep poking fun at me."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lukehayd
    Papa always said we don't need no book learnin'!
    Now things are starting to make sense about you Luke. I always wondered why you couldn't form complete sentences.

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    Y'alls bein silly n' such! jus cause eyes knows bout nutritshin n's eatins good maks u's jelis uf mi muscls!
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Bone View Post
    Now things are starting to make sense about you Luke. I always wondered why I couldnt stop jerkin off to your pics.. skeet skeet
    Well that escalated quickly
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmftisftw

    Well that ended quickly
    That's what she said
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmftisftw View Post
    My friend and I were using creatine suppositories yesterday. We like to help each other because it's just to difficult to reach around to our own asses. Now for some reason my butt is bleeding. Isn't creatine normally used as a suppository? I mean that's what my friend told me. Sorry I'm new to using supplements

    How have your results been?
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    Quote Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM View Post
    That's what my mom said
    at least i got off
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    Quote Originally Posted by F3CAL MATTER View Post
    That's what he said
    That was cool in like Jr. High.
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    Quote Originally Posted by T-Bone View Post
    How have your results been? Normally I just swallow bull semen thats how i make my gainz
    not recommended bro
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    Quote Originally Posted by bigtimedweeb View Post
    But Aaron recommended it bro
    Well there ya go then!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd
    Aaron? That's like saying my dog recommended driving gloves. Makes no sense.
    Harsh but I was thinking that too
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    Quote Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM View Post
    Harsh, more harsh than that time luke gave me a one man bukaki
    WOW
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    Quote Originally Posted by bmftisftw
    I'm getting a W tattooed on each cheek so when I do cartwheels it says WOW MOM WOW
    Great idea for mother's day!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FL3X MAGNUM View Post
    Great idea for mother's day!
    I've heard that before but it's still funny!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by lukehayd

    I've heard of funnier things, that **** was like forever ago. I laugh at stupid stuff ,c ant help it I was raised stupid.
    Don't set yourself short dude, your a rep.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Budman7811

    My dick is so short dude and I can only ever last one rep.
    You must be a pleaser...
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    Quote Originally Posted by LiveToLift

    It is hard for me to please, I have a bad GAG reflex ...
    Sounds like a trade to me
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    Quote Originally Posted by Budman7811 View Post
    Sounds like something I'd like to get into!
    To each his own brah.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dickinassman7811

    When we do it can I call you daddy?
    Coming on a bit strong bro...
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