UncleWade's Trip to Banned Camp - Your Chance to Win!

[LiveToLift]

So I admire the ppl posting pics but since I never won a promo ima try hard this time and instead of opening some folder and posting a pic ima randomly post a funny/disturbing sex adventure I've encountered thus showing you I'm not only entertaining but im putting work into it

ok so night I graduated high school (2007) went to a party with my friend (he's 480 lbs) I got tipsy he got smashed and drank 5 bottles of hot sauce , **** his pants and had a girl piss on him well he had a better night then me....I took a pretty attractive female home we were both pretty tipsy when we got to my bedroom and started doing a 69 all was going very well until the morning. I woke up around 6 am super thirsty...went down stairs to get water and saw my mom getting around for work...she said Ricky!! Who beat you up? I said what?!? She then told me I had blood all over my face and chin...well I started gagging and then she asked if I had a girl upstairs lol long story short I had to flip my mattress wash all my sheets and get a shower but hey this guy earned his red wings

disturbing!!!!!!!

[Airborne42]

So I admire the ppl posting pics but since I never won a promo ima try hard this time and instead of opening some folder and posting a pic ima randomly post a funny/disturbing sex adventure I've encountered thus showing you I'm not only entertaining but im putting work into it

ok so night I graduated high school (2007) went to a party with my friend (he's 480 lbs) I got tipsy he got smashed and drank 5 bottles of hot sauce , **** his pants and had a girl piss on him well he had a better night then me....I took a pretty attractive female home we were both pretty tipsy when we got to my bedroom and started doing a 69 all was going very well until the morning. I woke up around 6 am super thirsty...went down stairs to get water and saw my mom getting around for work...she said Ricky!! Who beat you up? I said what?!? She then told me I had blood all over my face and chin...well I started gagging and then she asked if I had a girl upstairs lol long story short I had to flip my mattress wash all my sheets and get a shower but hey this guy earned his red wings

That's ****in fowl bro... I was at a party and ****ed the citrate girl in school... Analy lol she **** all over me. From then on she was called the "Party Pooper"

[LiveToLift]

My ex X-D lmfao

Love the corona on the counter, and is that a room with a sink that has a door to the shower? Weird set up for a bathroom. Like a half bathroom that leads to a half bathroom. I know I notice stupid sh1t, hot chick in any case!

[howwedo107]

I'll post one or two a day depending how I feel lol I have a ton and yes I can swear they are alllll true

[Airborne42]

I'll post one or two a day depending how I feel lol I have a ton and yes I can swear they are alllll true

*high five* lol

[howwedo107]

Ok one more since I'm a little late gettin in

Few years ago I had a gf who was a pretty cute small girl...well I had a kick ass air mattress in my room and we were watching a movie when a spider crawled on my arm...I freaked out swatted at it and missed....looked all over for at least an hour for this god forsaken creature...no luck...well we started doing the nasty and she was riding on top...things were going fantastic when suddenly I felt that damn sneaky ass spider crawling up my side so I threw her off me like she was a doll and into the end of the air mattress where she bounced and landed on her ankle...spraining it well I turned on the light to find no spider...she came and never said anything so her cum dripping down my side felt like that damn spider....yes I felt bad and took care of her for 3 weeks while it healed

[OrganicShadow]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WuwWRKsgjJg&noredirect=1

My big brother.... I forgot how to embed youtube videos

[Airborne42]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRj2...e_gdata_player

Some funny ass ****! Wait for it ;-)

[UncleWade]

As far as entertainment goes, you guys are going to make this a tough decision.

[Airborne42]

EXAMPLE

One day two very loving parents got into a huge fight, the man called the women a "bitch" and the women called the man a "bastard".

Their son walked in and said "What does bitch and bastard mean?" and the parents replied "ladies and gentlemen".

The next day the parents decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick".

Their son walked in and asked "What does titties and dick mean?" and the parents replied "hats and coats".

On Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "****" he said, the kid came in and asked "What's that mean" and the man said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.

Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut herself, "****" she said. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.

Then the door bell rang. The kid answered the door to his relatives and said "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the **** off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen ****ing the turkey

[BoSox36]

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[LiveToLift]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sRj2...e_gdata_player

Some funny ass ****! Wait for it ;-)

that cracked me up, wtf!

[Airborne42]

that cracked me up, wtf!

Lmfao the normal version has no sound so it looks all messed up but this one is hilarious X-D

[Airborne42]

:-)

[mr.cooper69]

This thread delivers

[Airborne42]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lVcA...e_gdata_player

GET IT ON!!!

[steppinRazor]

As per requested..

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[MidwestBeast]

[yt ] =equal sign and everything after it [ /yt]

No spaces in between any of it

[Airborne42]

Big fan of SNS because of its reps and promos. Never tried the products yet tho :-/

[steppinRazor]

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