SOUTHLAND 'That Guy' GIVEAWAY! 2k fans on Facebook...Thank You AM

[Southland]

Its been a while since we had a giveaway on AM so we figured since you guys helped kick start our Facebook page by becoming fans we should give some stuff away on here. We did this contest on our FB page and we got some hilarious responses so I look forward to seeing what you guys have to say....TELL US ABOUT "THAT GUY"(or girl) AT THE GYM THAT ANNOYS/FRUSTRATES YOU.

We are going to pick the 3 funniest/odd answers. The 3 winners will have their choice of free Revamp bottle, free Recourse bottle or free Southland Performance Products T-shirt. We'll announce the winner at some point this Sunday.

 

[punjabimunde]

Its been a while since we had a giveaway on AM so we figured since you guys helped kick start our Facebook page by becoming fans we should give some stuff away on here. We did this contest on our FB page and we got some hilarious responses so I look forward to seeing what you guys have to say....TELL US ABOUT "THAT GUY"(or girl) AT THE GYM THAT ANNOYS/FRUSTRATES YOU.

We are going to pick the 3 funniest/odd answers. The 3 winners will have their choice of free Revamp bottle, free Recourse bottle or free Southland Performance Products T-shirt. We'll announce the winner at some point this Sunday.

Man this is great!!! I always wanted to try Recourse....I'm in!!!

 

[ICJLM]

not my video, but it's still bizarre/hilarious

 

[hvactech]

i run a supp store inside my gym, we have a movie theater cardio room with treadmills and stationary bikes. a younger guy frequently brings his dates into the gym, buys a couple of smoothies and sweet potato chips and escorts his date into the theater for a free flick, management over looked the fact his membership had been expired for months.....

the end!

 

[MidwestBeast]

Do I have to pick just one? lol (I'm being serious)

If I can list others, please let me know, because there are a lot of people at my gym that infuriate me. In the meantime, I'll start with just one (he may or may not be the worst...if I'm allowed to share more, you can be the judge).

He isn't a regular (at least not while I'm there), but there is a younger kid (probably 20ish) who I saw wearing a t-shirt with big bold print on the back that says "NO I DON'T DO ROIDS BUT THANKS FOR ASKING." The kid isn't very big, but he loads the machines up with tons of weight. He then proceeds to half rep it and then drop it at completion. He only appears to use Nautilus machines, too. On top of this, he also keeps his water bottle in one of those Crown Royal purple cloth bags. Everything about him made me want to throw him into a wall. If people accuse him of using steroids, then they clearly are not aware of what steroids are supposed to do.

 

[chedapalooza]

This guy in my gym at school wears a lifting belt the entire time he is in the gym... Even abs and cardio.. U might ask how u do abs with a lofting belt on... The answer is YOU DON'T. he does some deformed crunch or leg raise and grunts the whole time. Also, he smacks his chest like Tarzan (not bull shtting) before every set and breathes as loud as possible, imagine a whales blow hole. That's his breathing cadence. He walks around like he owns the gym and I've come so close on multiple occasions to just looking him dead in the eye and telling him to get fcking real and leave or stop acting like a a complete jerk off.

I'm in for the revamp I'm using it now n love it.. Would love to run every 4 months.. Since I'm on stims year round.. In college, every free supp I can get really helps!

 

[punjabimunde]

Well, there is this guy at the gym who grunts and yells really LOUD while lifting weights. Now, I understand sometimes doing this helps and gives you energy, but this guy is extremely loud, and the weights he uses are not even that heavy. It scares the girls around and makes you lose focus!

Oh and recently, a couple have been coming to the gym. The guy is normal and works out fine, the odd thing is his partner or wife or I don't know their relationship but the girl that comes with him to the gym. She comes to the gym dressed as if she going to the club. With heels and all. You would think she just came along with him to watch, but no! She actually tries to work out on mini skirts and dresses! Wow, I don't think she's ever been to a gym before but her partner-dude don't tell her anything about her clothes. That's weird I tell ya! Lol

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

Wow hard to pick just one, I feel like everyone except me in the gym is "that guy" lol.
I'll go at random here.

There's this guy that always corners me and has a conversation if he can get my attention. I wear headphones and don't make eye contact, I can usually get away with avoiding him but every once in a while he will actually go up and rest on the equipment I am using in between my sets, and when I come back to it, he stands there staring at me with his lips in a position that look like he is holding the beginning of a word in his mouth, and finally I just take one ear bud out and he will talk my ear off for a solid 5 minutes (or longer) and then when he's done he'll say "well, I'm gonna get outta here."
Wow, thanks for wasting MY workout time and not yours!!!!!
I can't be rude cuz he is a decent friend outside the gym.
I also can't stand that he poses his body in a "look at me" position for every exercise and performs his lifts as controlled as possible like he wants everyone to notice. He just recently has been taking a friend with him and "training" him, but the thing is, this friend of his is being trained by someone who hasn't made a gain in the gym in the whole 3 years I've known him!!!!

 

[AaronJP1]

There's a fat personal traininer in my gym. I'm not talking fat with muscle, I'm talking a tall dude about 6' 4" with a huge belly and wears and oversized trainer shirt no tucked in. I've seen him tell a guy to curl 15 pound dumb bells an then he looked t him and said you feel the burn? He said yes (after 5 reps) and then the trainer said that's what you want. I had a guy come up to me also and tell me he had this trainer before an asked him what should I eat? The trainer told him chicken and vegetables; the trainee said is their anything else? He said the trainer said "I don't know".... lmao he also has told me how to bench press on numerous occasions....

 

[BPjohn123]

Any trainer that says crap like feel the burn deserves a punch in the face..


I hate any kid with tiny arms wearing cut off shirts or beaters...
people that wear gloves doing cardio...
anyone who talks to me during my workout

All of this stuff is why when I bought my new house a few months ago I put in a full gym in my basement...I occasionally work out at the local gym, but prefer training at home now.

 

[Budman7811]

The 50+(being nice) chick that smokes a cig allthe way up to the front door. then goes in and works out. All I smell is smoke. Shes there about 20 min then leaves. ratty lookin biatch... saw here at the grocery store buying busch beer frozen pizza and chips... gotta love it

 

[chedapalooza]

Any trainer that says crap like feel the burn deserves a punch in the face..

I hate any kid with tiny arms wearing cut off shirts or beaters...
people that wear gloves doing cardio...
anyone who talks to me during my workout

All of this stuff is why when I bought my new house a few months ago I put in a full gym in my basement...I occasionally work out at the local gym, but prefer training at home now.

I have tiny arms but I wear cut offs bc I hate lifting in t's... To constrictive. I am always self conscious tho bc I know im small I can't fcking grow! I just get fat

 

[BPjohn123]

I have tiny arms but I wear cut offs bc I hate lifting in t's... To constrictive. I am always self conscious tho bc I know im small I can't fcking grow! I just get fat

Haha, but your lean at least, I'm talking people with zero muscle tone,


My arms aren't huge either bro, no worries..lol

 

[phatmike0704]

my facebook post thursday night after gym

"gym experience tonight:
one guy rips a nasty protein fart and smiles like its funny
2 grown men leave the washroom without washin ther hands
many people dont wipe down the seats from ther disgusting sweaty rear ends and backs
and the guy next to me on the treadmill smelled like pure vodka and onions
what a horrible night"

 

[MidwestBeast]

I love how this thread has just turned into us unleashing all of our anger.

Wonderful

 

[AaronJP1]

Any trainer that says crap like feel the burn deserves a punch in the face..

I hate any kid with tiny arms wearing cut off shirts or beaters...
people that wear gloves doing cardio...
anyone who talks to me during my workout

All of this stuff is why when I bought my new house a few months ago I put in a full gym in my basement...I occasionally work out at the local gym, but prefer training at home now.

I want a home gym so bad!
I can't wait until I buy a house that's the 1st thing I'm getting lmao!
Lift on my own accord!

 

[CaptHowdy5150]

I can't stand the gym "posse" guys. They're always in a group of at least five people and do way more grunting and slapping each other's muscles than lifting. When they do lift, all you hear is them screaming their "words of encouragement" to each other. They always congregate around all the good equipment that you're trying to use for that day and think that they're the greatest thing in the gym, even though they can't lift for crap.

 

[Southland]

LOL!!!! Some really good ones so far! LOL! Ok, we'll be announcing the winners later on this afternoon so bump for a few more submissions.

 

[JoHNnyNuTZ]

Great stuff here people. Ive used ravamp and recourse and loved both. I have a little log that I did for recourse floating around here somewhere. Just a heads up

 

[nemo]

I’m fortunately not an extreme sweater, but anytime I leave a greasy patch of sweat of a bench I wipe it off. Some Neanderthals seem to think that the gym is their own personal sweatbox and leave a trail of salty skin water everywhere they go.

 

[Southland]

Ok fellas...here are the winners LOL. Good stuff! Thanks for sharing!

not my video, but it's still bizarre/hilarious

She might be a wack job but I would break my neck trying to do that stuff LOL

On top of this, he also keeps his water bottle in one of those Crown Royal purple cloth bags.

This is the line that sealed it for me...LOL!

i run a supp store inside my gym, we have a movie theater cardio room with treadmills and stationary bikes. a younger guy frequently brings his dates into the gym, buys a couple of smoothies and sweet potato chips and escorts his date into the theater for a free flick, management over looked the fact his membership had been expired for months.....

the end!

Takes his date to the gym for a movie and cardio...classic!

Please PM me your address and choice of prize! Again, hilarious stuff fellas!

 

[chedapalooza]

Congrats guys

 

[punjabimunde]

Congrats guys!!!

 

[hvactech]

awsome! imma try me some recourse...much appreciated!

 

[ICJLM]

Thanks, Southland!

 

[MidwestBeast]

Thanks, Southland!

 

[hvactech]

product received! thanks again....

 

[Southland]

Thanks, Southland!

Thanks, Southland!

product received! thanks again....

Sweet!!! No problem fellas!

 

[AaronJP1]

Make sure you guys show Southland the support he deserves! Hes a good man!