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  1. IronMagLabs "January" Contest


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    Winner Will Recieve;


    1x E-Control Rx - Anti-Estrogen
    1,4,6-Androstatriene-3,17-dione
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    1x Advanced Cycle support Rx
    Liver/Organ/Lipid Support Formula
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    Lets continue to keep it simple, pick a number between 1-500... One guess per person. Winner will be selected by a random number generator. Winner will be announced 1/31/11. To keep things interesting post your favorite joke along with your number. Good Luck!!!


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  2. I'll go with 46
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  3. What do you tell a broad with two black eyes?
    Nothing she aint been told twice!!

  4. 264

    Did you hear the one about the cannibal walking through the jungle when he "passes" his cousin...

  5. 265

    A man walked into a bar...."Ouch"

  6. 285

    RECOVERBRO



  7. Quote Originally Posted by The Neck View Post
    What do you tell a broad with two black eyes?
    Nothing she aint been told twice!!
    I feel like a jerk for liking that one.

    187.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by ModernLats View Post
    I feel like a jerk for liking that one.

    187.


    LOL

  9. My number is 127

    A seventy-five-year old year old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count.
    The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a semen sample tomorrow."
    The next day the seventy-five-year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as he had received it on the previous day.

    "Where's the sample?" said the Doctor.
    "Well, doctor, it's like this," the man explained. "First I tried with my right hand, but that didn't work. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still no joy. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing."

    "I see.." said the Doctor dubiously. "Then what did you do?"
    "Well, I asked my sixteen year old neice to lend a hand, but she failed too, even when she took it between her legs and squeezed it really hard."
    "Her legs!" exclaimed the doctor, appalled.

    "So I went next door to Eileen, and she tried too, first with both hands, then both armpits in turn and she even tried rolling it between her knees, but still nothing.
    "You asked your neighbour?" cried the shocked doctor.

    "The old man replied, "Yes, but no matter what we tried we still couldn't get the ****ing jar open!"
    Last edited by rochabp; 01-03-2011 at 12:12 AM.
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  10. 497

    I've been using this one line to pick up all the hot chicks lately.
    "Excuse me Miss could I ask your opinion on something?"
    "Sure what is it?"
    "Does this damp cloth smell like Chloroform to you?"

  11. Quote Originally Posted by houstontexas View Post
    497

    I've been using this one line to pick up all the hot chicks lately.
    "Excuse me Miss could I ask your opinion on something?"
    "Sure what is it?"
    "Does this damp cloth smell like Chloroform to you?"
    do they give you an answer when they resuscitate
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  12. 219

    Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

    A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

  13. 193 <---- I picked that, becasue thats my max bench! hahaha

    That was a joke

  14. how do you drown a blonde?

    put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
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    #29 black

  15. Quote Originally Posted by rochabp View Post
    My number is 127

    A seventy-five-year old year old man went to his doctor to get a sperm count.
    The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a semen sample tomorrow."
    The next day the seventy-five-year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as he had received it on the previous day.

    "Where's the sample?" said the Doctor.
    "Well, doctor, it's like this," the man explained. "First I tried with my right hand, but that didn't work. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still no joy. She even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing."

    "I see.." said the Doctor dubiously. "Then what did you do?"
    "Well, I asked my sixteen year old neice to lend a hand, but she failed too, even when she took it between her legs and squeezed it really hard."
    "Her legs!" exclaimed the doctor, appalled.

    "So I went next door to Eileen, and she tried too, first with both hands, then both armpits in turn and she even tried rolling it between her knees, but still nothing.
    "You asked your neighbour?" cried the shocked doctor.

    "The old man replied, "Yes, but no matter what we tried we still couldn't get the ****ing jar open!"


    LMFAO!!

  16. Number: 411 <-- birthday, btw.

    2 cannibals are eating dinner around a campfire...one stops and contemplates...the other one says 'hey, what's wrong?', the first replies, 'I hate my mother in law'...second one says 'so have some chicken!!!'


    * note: I do not partake nor condone the eating of people. jus sayin.

  17. 396

    I suck at tellin' jokes

  18. 1

    A penguin takes his car to the shop to get some work done to it. He asks the mechanic if their is a bar nearby that he can go to while his car is being fixed. Mechanic tells him about a bar just down the street. A few hours later the penguin comes back and his beak is covered with white foam. The mechanic looks at him as says, "You blew a seal."

    The penguin replied, "No, I'm just a messy drinker."
    "I am legally blind and if I can Squat,deadlift and over all get myself to the gym then anyone can get their a$$ in gear and get strong!!" - malleus25
    WHITE WHALE!

  19. 15

    Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean?" The Second guy says "Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge tits, and instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh' I asked for 'two tickets to Titsburgh'. The First guy says, "Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week and instead of saying 'Honey can you please pass me the sugar?', I said 'You've ruined my life you ****ING BITCH'

  20. 162<<<< Bday in three days!!!
    http://anabolicminds.com/forum/supplement-reviews-logs/164485-big-beazy-aps-3.html

  21. 23, no joke sorry
    RIP Ryan, :(

  22. Quote Originally Posted by urbanski View Post
    15

    Two guys are drinking at a bar. The first says "Do you ever start thinking about something, and when you go to talk, you say something you don't mean?" The Second guy says "Yeah, I was at the airport buying plane tickets, and the chick behind the counter had these huge tits, and instead of asking her for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh' I asked for 'two tickets to Titsburgh'. The First guy says, "Yeah, well I was having breakfast with my wife last week and instead of saying 'Honey can you please pass me the sugar?', I said 'You've ruined my life you ****ING BITCH'
    LMAO
    The difference between who you are and who you want to be is what you do.

  23. Quote Originally Posted by toughchick401 View Post
    23, no joke sorry
    In honor of your location...you may borrow one of these 3...if you want...no pressure


    1. When we were looking to buy property I had this overzealous realtor show us what can only be described as a totally worn-out old farm. I mean the land had just been worked to death. The weeds were hardly even growing.

    The smiling super salesman said, “Now really, all this land needs is a little water, a nice cool breeze and some good people.”

    I replied, “Yeah, I agree, but couldn't the same be said of Hell?”


    2. Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshipper?

    He sold his soul to Santa.


    3.A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle, and sits next to an elderly woman.

    She looks the man up and down and says, "I've got news for you. You're going straight to hell!"

    The man jumps up out of his seat and shouts, "Man, I'm on the wrong bus!"

  24. 408

    The jokes i know would just get deleted/edited if i posted one

  25. Lucky number 9

    Why can't your nose be 12 inches long?



    Because then it would be a foot!!

  26. umm.. i suck at this.. what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?.... a lickalotopuss ... # 6

  27. Quote Originally Posted by johndnardi07 View Post
    umm.. i suck at this.. what do you call a lesbian dinosaur?.... a lickalotopuss ... # 6
    LOL

  28. 383
    What do you call a chick with PMS and GPS?




    A crazy bitch who can find you.

  29. 313

    Little boy catches his mom as she's getting out of the shower. He's staring at her crotch, and he points and says "mom...What's that?"
    The mother is tongue tied at first and eventually thinks of something.
    "Well son, when I was little, my dad was chopping wood, and the axe slipped out of his hands when I was helping him and it cut me. It's my axe wound."
    The little boy then says "hmm, caught ya right in the pu$$y huh?"

  30. 234

    A trucker stops for a red light, a Blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, & she says "Hi, my name is Heather & you are losing some of your load. "The trucker ignores her & proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs u & knocks on the door Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, & you are losing some ofyour load!" Shaking hishead, the trucker ignores her again & continues down the street. At the third redlight, the same thing happens again. When the light turns green the trucker revs up & races to the next light.When he stops this time, he hurriedly get out of the truck, & runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, & after she lowers it, hesays..."Hi, my name is Don, it's winter in Ohio & I'm driving the ****ING SALT TRUCK!

  31. Quote Originally Posted by diamondpi View Post
    234

    A trucker stops for a red light, a Blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, & knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, & she says "Hi, my name is Heather & you are losing some of your load. "The trucker ignores her & proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs u & knocks on the door Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi my name is Heather, & you are losing some ofyour load!" Shaking hishead, the trucker ignores her again & continues down the street. At the third redlight, the same thing happens again. When the light turns green the trucker revs up & races to the next light.When he stops this time, he hurriedly get out of the truck, & runs back to the blonde. He knocks on her window, & after she lowers it, hesays..."Hi, my name is Don, it's winter in Ohio & I'm driving the ****ING SALT TRUCK!

    Literally LOL'd

  32. 487, god and santa are actually real.....jokezzzzzz :P

  33. 1337

    A lady walks into the bar and plops down a frog. She says bartender, a gin and tonic and a martini for the frog. The bartender says what's so special about the frog. She leans over into the bartenders ear and says "This frog gives the best blowjob you've ever had."

    The bartender picks the frog up and carries it back to the bathroom. Ten minutes later he emerges with a big smile on his face. "How much for the frog?" he asks. She says, "I hadn't really thought about selling him, ... but I guess five hundred dollars would be enough.

    Bartender takes the frog home. Later that night, his wife walks in the kitchen. There is flour strewed from the refirgerator to the top of the sinks. She says what the hell is going on in here? !!!! He replies "I'm teaching this frog how to make biscuits, and as soon as he learns... your ass is outta here!"
    Just inject.
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  34. 185
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  35. Quote Originally Posted by HereToStudy View Post
    1337

    A lady walks into the bar and plops down a frog. She says bartender, a gin and tonic and a martini for the frog. The bartender says what's so special about the frog. She leans over into the bartenders ear and says "This frog gives the best blowjob you've ever had."

    The bartender picks the frog up and carries it back to the bathroom. Ten minutes later he emerges with a big smile on his face. "How much for the frog?" he asks. She says, "I hadn't really thought about selling him, ... but I guess five hundred dollars would be enough.

    Bartender takes the frog home. Later that night, his wife walks in the kitchen. There is flour strewed from the refirgerator to the top of the sinks. She says what the hell is going on in here? !!!! He replies "I'm teaching this frog how to make biscuits, and as soon as he learns... your ass is outta here!"
    lol
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