SEXEH TIME STACK!
ZOOoooMMG!!! LG Sciences needs 3 loggers for The Sexeh Time Stack ( / )!! Do you want teh hornies!? Do you want the sex drive of a porn star and the body to back it up!? Then get your apps in NAO!!! What are the requirements you ask?! The requirements are that you make the best log ever, IN EXISTENCE!!!2321
I want sexeh tam! I want music! I want rage! I want double rainbows (no orientation)! I want laughter! I want a mofuggin party!
Your application criteria is YOU need to convince me why I should pick you!