Bobo Bobo Bobo Merry Christmas CONTEST-
12-25-2009 08:14 PM
Bobo Bobo Bobo Merry Christmas CONTEST-
Only some may understand the title but rightfully so.
Free Tropical Fruit Punch Jack3d and OxyElite Pro Contest...
This will be lottery style and I feel generous.
Contest Ends Jan 1st and winners chose the 4th. Each winner will recieve a Jack3d TFP and a OxyElite Pro..
If you where sitting on Bobo's lap, The Santa Clause of the Internet. Tell him why you need some USPlabs labs stuff. If your response impresses me, I will give a little extra and will become an instant winner plus entered into the lottery.
Rules are simple start or end the story with Bobo Bobo Bobo.
Merry Christmas to all!
12-25-2009 08:24 PM
Bobo Bobo Bobo
I would love to test out your two new products i was one of the very few people who disliked the orginal jack3d flavor it got to the point i couldnt even gag it down. I loved the results as ive stated before just couldnt muster enough strength to drink that 4-8 ounces. Im a believer in all your products i absoulutely love prime its the only natural product right now i trust. Im planning on starting a log early january once i recieve my beta test of animals new product. Im running an interesting log where im going to be showcasing P90X as part of my attempt to cut. I was planning on placing an order soon of either OEP or Something like LR. I feel these two products are perfect for me not only would i be able to log them along with the Alpha testing of Animals new product but its a chance at redemption a product i love but cant get myself to drink it.
Bobo can you find it in your metaphorical, imaginary, inside joke or whatever you may be heart to give a little kid (22 is still little to me) your goodies in a hope to once again triumph in the gym with jack3d by my side!
EDIT: think i misread the orginal post its supposed to be a story darnit it fiddlesticks micjuden pants i guess i have to come up with a story now. whatever i just changed the beginning to Bobo Bobo Bobo since my creative juices arnt flowing today.
12-25-2009 08:28 PM
Bobo Bobo Bobo
Please bless me with a tub of Jack3d and OEP, as I have almost finished my bulk and now it is time to cut up. Nothing gives me as good as a workout as Jack3d, and I have tried all of them, and believe me NOTHING compares. I plan on training in MMA again, since my shoulder is feeling much better thanks to the USP Labs Super Cissus. Now I'm ready for that extra kick start with the best pre-workout supplement on the market, and get shreaded with the best fat burner ever. I plan on competing in a grappling competition sometime in February, while being under the influence of Jack3d.
PS. Nothing would make me happier then if I got to add Jack3d and OEP into my log.
Thank you Bobo Bobo Bobo.
ANS PERFORMANCE REPRESENTATIVE
12-25-2009 09:24 PM
BOBO BOBO BOBO
I need USPLABS supps and I need them now. Anxiety has heightened with anticipation of the release dates of these products and I'm in need of some help. This is a 2 way street! I need you and you need me. I need to reach my goals and if the product lives up to the hype, well, you'll have a dedicted consumer. I've tried more fat burners that I can count on 2 hands and none of them work for me. Please help BOBO! The industry has been watered down with cheap imitations! I can vouch for SuperCissus and Jacked as I've used them with success but can't comment on any other product. Make me a believer USP!
Thank you BOBO, BOBO, BOBO!
12-25-2009 09:43 PM
BOBO BOBO BOBO
Well Bobo, the truth is.. I can't live without having USPlabs inside of me!
IT'S THE BEST FEELING I'VE EVER HAD! Please, make my dreams come true!
Bobo Bobo Bobo, I'm can't live my life, not without you!
12-25-2009 09:52 PM
Hello Mr. Bobo bobo bobo, I would really like some USPLabs Jack3d. You see a really good friend of mine named Vincent has weak bowles. So you see, one day when we were at the gym I was spotting Vincent at the squat rack. Well as fate may have it, Vinny pooped his pants (but he was wearing shorts). So of course the Dyck of the gym had just so happened to be at the squat rack next to us and began laughing histerically. Well being the good friend that Iam, I grabbed Vinny's sweat towel from him and tried to wipe it off his leg before anyone else noticed. Vinny just kind of froze up with embarassment and he tried his best not too loose it. Anyways, the Dyckhead dude was still laughing so I hurried up and got Vinny to go to the locker room to clean his ass up. Anyways, I went back to confront the jerk that was laughing at Vinny and it got a little heated. He's a lot bigger than me but I didn't care. I pushed him and he bitched slapped me and it kind of stopped there. There was a couple chicks that I liked at the gym and I didn't want them to see me get my ass kicked so I just told the Dyck to screw off and went home. Anyways Bobo bobo bobo, I just think that USP Labs Jack3d will help me to stay focused and keep me motivated to get bigger and stronger than the Dyck so I can go back and kick the crap out of him, for my friend Vincent. Thank you Mr. Bobo bobo bobo and God bless and Merry Christmas.
(true story, I swear)
12-25-2009 09:53 PM
Bobo Bobo Bobo
Legend says USP labs is finally makeing a new flavor for Jack3d and has some new product called Oxy Elite Pro. They are holding some contest to pick a winner in a lottery style thingy. So Bobo Bobo Bobo i am here,sitting on your lap all 25 years 5'9 220lbs man child of me to ask you for the winning lottery ticket.
You my boy Bobo Bobo Bobo
12-25-2009 10:22 PM
Running with the Big Boys
I love your board more than Jerry Seinfeld loves a good joke, more than George Costanza hates the idea of marriage, more than Elaine Benes loves delivery Chinese, and more than Kramer is a straight up weirdo.
Oh yeah, USP labs supps would be great to try to. ;-)
12-25-2009 11:54 PM
hmm... so I am guessing bobo is a reference to one of the site admin's... and there was alot of seinfield references there and the admin username used to be cosmo kramer.. is bobo yukon Cornelius???
Originally Posted by Urban Monk
do I get points for solving who bobo is if im right?
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12-26-2009 12:32 AM
NutraPlanet NinjaMonkey Rep
I don't think points are being given out for solving the identity of bobo which is a pretty well known fact. However creativity is being rewarded so come up with a witty or funny answer and I'm sure Jacob will reward you in true holiday spirit.
12-26-2009 03:14 AM
Bobo Bobo Bobo, what do you have in your sack of Xmas treats?
Ohhh . . . tough decision. . . .
Why young man, handsome and rugged, you have the choice between a voucher for bludgening Britney Spears to death with a lead pipe, or the new USPLabs Tropical Fruit Punch Jack3d
. . . .
I'll throw in the new USPLabs OxyElite Pro
as well . .
Thanks, Merry Christmas indeed Bobo bobo bobo
Enjoy Jakellpet, you're going to be the most shedded bloke in Australia this summer!
12-26-2009 05:26 AM
Awesome xmas gift indeed. But, I'd rather bludgeon Britney.
12-26-2009 07:48 AM
Running with the Big Boys
another awesome promo by USP. However, the sitting on Santa Bobo,s lap image is too much for me
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12-26-2009 08:37 AM
It was a Christmas eve Jacob and I will never forget. Jacob was visiting me for the holidays. We had just finished a grand Christmas dinner with lots of OEP, my favorite. The new reps were being hazed with good cheer. Jacob and I were packing USP Labs products in the living room when all of a sudden wey heard singing outside. Jacob and I ran to the door, and there standing in the lightly falling snow were Christmas weight lifters singing Joy to the World, the Supplements have Come. It was so cold you could see the smoke rise off their skin from the thermogenics within!
The lifters called for Jacob and I to join them. It was late, but i said it's never too late for a workout that's great!. Yes! So, Jacob and I grabbed our weight belt, knee wraps and tylenol galore, although we could handle the pain we didn't want more.
Just as we arrived at my door, Jacob stopped. "Listen Jayhawkk, did you hear that?
"I hear it, too!" I said hurrying toward Jacob. "Look up there," Jacob pointed. "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" I asked. "Yes! It's USP Labs! It has to be!" Jacob gasped excitedly. "Listen, I think I can hear him calling out 'Bobo, Bobo, Bobo.'"
"Yes!" I said, "I hear it too! It looks like they're over Mulletsoldier's house. We better get inside and put out the Protein and Creatine! We drink some ourselves."
The new reps were just finishing up with the packing when Jacob and I slid across the kitchen floor. "We saw USP labs!" I huffed. They were flying over Mulletsoldier's house. We've got to hurry and put out the Asteroid Stack. If we're not lifting weights they won't stop here!"
Quickly, Jacob and I poured a protein drink in a glass and put five Nutrabucks on the table. They placed them on the hearth near the fireplace so USPLabs would be sure to see it. As we started drinking our shake, we heard the reps downstairs chuckling. "That must have been one big bag of supplements those two saw," one said. Jacob and I just smiled at each other as slapped some more weight on the bar. We knew what we saw was not just a bag of supplements. Supplements don't dont give you the drive or give you the strength, they don't pack on the mass or make you drop weight. These were were products of USPlabs, the others are fake!, "Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight!"
12-26-2009 08:40 AM
LOL...I read the Thread Title and was like, "I bet 90% of the people reading this have no idea what that means!"
Originally Posted by USPLabs
Bump for a great company that is in the spirit of the season!
RcB Since 09-06-2011 20:55 EST, Post 49
12-26-2009 08:42 AM
I didn't follow any of the rules but i'm a Mod without a cause!
12-26-2009 11:30 AM
The BPS Rep
Originally Posted by AE14
Sounds like that song - "Santa Bobo, slip an OEP under the tree, for me..."
12-26-2009 11:37 AM
bobo bobo bobo i used to be a big fan of usplabs, i used the powerful/cissus combo when it first came out and it was one of the first times i ever got anything from a supplement other than stims. later i tried ap with no success and then jacked which i got absolutely nothing from. if you pick me, in the spirit of giving i will share my prize and give the jacked to one of my friends who really likes it- for me i will get to try the oep which i have heard great things about and really want to try. thanks for your consideration, and seasons greetings to everyone!!!
12-26-2009 04:21 PM
capnsavem- "hi Santa Bobo,
i've been a good little man this year... i've spotted the weaklings in my gym on their 20lb dumbell presses... i've successfully fought many urges to snap pics of the finest a$$es in my gym (ok i'm lying about that one)... and i've even put out the gospel word on the great products that USPLabs provide all of us poor souls looking for that extra edge in the muscle building and fat torching categories.
now, due to all of these good deeds i have accomplished this year, and all of the mental and physical sacrifices i have made this year just to get a little bigger, and a little leaner... i think Santa Bobo should bless me with the ultimate holiday surprise: and package of Jack3d and OEP arriving at my door!!"
Santa Bobo- *blank stare*
capnsavem- ... so...
Santa Bobo- BOBO BOBO BOBO... MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!..
capnsavem- YOU'RE NOT THE REAL SANTA BOBO!... YOU SMELL LIKE BEEF AND CHEESE, AND SIT ON A THRONE OF LIES!!!!
*capnsavem runs off weeping like a 5year old girl, as Bobo lets out a demonic chuckle, and then chants BOBO BOBO BOBO*
12-26-2009 04:56 PM
Anabolic Innovations Owner
You guys may want to reread the rules(Not Jayhawk he is a MOD so it doesn't matter lol )
But to the other guys I see at least 4 entries which don't even follow the rules, if you are going to enter you might as well give yourself every chance to win
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