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    Motion with your finger for the girl to come visit you until she finally visits, then say:
    "I knew if I fingered you long enough, you'd cum."

    If she does'nt spit in your face or break your finger go onto the next part of ''How not to pick up a woman in a Bar''


    Pickup line (Only @Bar):

    "Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?"

    General reaction :

    After she pours her drink over your head, a couple of guys at the bar take you on a tour of the back alley.

    I


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    Last full day to get' em in, guys. Gimme some good ones!!

    -RecoverBro Zombie Specialist and Paracord Wrangler
    -Independent due to lies that hurt my family. Loyal to myself and my Bro's.

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    (with an Australian accent) What do you say we try a lil Australian kiss? Its just like a french kiss, but down under.



    There must be a keg in your pants, because I want to tap that ass.



    Lets play house, you be the screen door and i'll bang you all night long.



    You have 206 bones right now, Want to have 207 tonight ?
    (don't recommend this one)


    Am I cute, or do you need another drink?
    (this one will actually make girls laugh) not a bad one if i do say so myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by lciaccio View Post
    You have 206 bones right now, Want to have 207 tonight ?
    (don't recommend this one)
    LMAO!! Insert AC/DC's "Givin the Dog a Bone" here...
    -RecoverBro Zombie Specialist and Paracord Wrangler
    -Independent due to lies that hurt my family. Loyal to myself and my Bro's.

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    *crossed fingers* cause im real poor...probably shouldn't have placed that order before valentines day.

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    bump for chicken and sex.

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    i have a friend that works at Fed-Ex. i asked him to give me one of his work shirts, and went down to the embroidery place. the back of the shirt now says:


    MY PACKAGE


    YOUR PLACE


    OVERNIGHT...




    no takers as of yet

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    Doesnt work very well: "Sit on my face and I'll guess your weight."

    This one was popular when I was in like 8th grade: "How about you sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up?"

    My fav: "It's not going to suck itself."

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    After much MUCH deliberation....the winners are:




    AXCITE ATTRACTION GUIDE:
    BigFish80
    BravoBoy
    Johnjessica20



    And the lucky SOB who gets the Roses:
    Suncloud
    -for bringing Hannibal Lecter over to meet the fam...


    Gentlemen: Send me and e-mail (tim@anabolicx.com) with your names and addresses. The Attraction Guide is an e-book, and we'll be in touch how to download it for free.

    Suncloud - Get back to me ASAP with your addy and the name/addy of the one you want to send roses to! Hurry - only a few days left till V-day!!!!


    If you didn't win, you can still get in on some AX-attraction this V-day. Simply visit www.axcitelp7.com and sign up for "The Score Sheet" - the AXcite newsletter full of tips, tricks, and hints on how to bag that beauty!! Everyone who signs up gets a free chapter of The Guide. Hurry!! Before someone else steals your lines!!!
    -RecoverBro Zombie Specialist and Paracord Wrangler
    -Independent due to lies that hurt my family. Loyal to myself and my Bro's.

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    LOL!

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    1)If your at a bar you can always say "Can I push your 'stool' in for you?" some will get this..
    2)You can say "Let me dust your seat off for you.." Then tilt your head back and brush your chin off.

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    My perfect evening gone wrong involves oral sex, so I'm not sure if it would be appropriate to post.. ? lol

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    I went up to a good looking girl at a party one time and I told her "you look like I need another drink". She actually thought it was funny and she's one of my closest female friends now.

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    Excuse me, may I stand here? Because I just farted over there.

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