Meeting a Lady in 8 weeks... Help Help

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    I’m 250lbs male who’s just celebrated his 28th birthday. My right biceps are 17inches while my left biceps are 16 inches. My upper body above the stomach is 53 inches and below my arm measuring around my armpits is 40 inches. My stomach measures 46 inches and my waist is 44 inches. Now I remember when I use to get a heavy scoulding ten years ago when my waist was 32 but I wanted to wear a size 38. Well, ten years on, you can imagine the joke is on me now that a size 44 snuggly fits my waist. Well I’m beginning to take action whether for the right or wrong reasons because I definitely wouldn’t want the next 10 years to meet me wearing size 56 waist lol. Now I have a bit of a faith because my stomach is not flabby nor does it hangs but its hard and as some people say, I have a high stomach… and yes yes yes, quit with the jokes about being pregnant… aiight. How ever, I know my metabolism rate is completely wacked because even as a young age, I used to compete with a fat cousin of mines who was three times my skinny cranky frame but the fact ism I would never get fat. I would even get up in the nights and go straight to the fridge and be eating cold food. Of course I was warned but I was an kid… who cared what grown ups thinks… Then at about 13 or 14 I became a very strict vegetarian who caused me to drop some more weight and I was looking smooth and nice. Even though I was a vegetarian, I would still eat a lot and so strict was I that if you drank soda once, that was enough to loose my friendship. Anyways, the turning point in my life came when at about 21 or 22, I was introduced to another health benefiting substance called Apple Cider Vinegar… now talking about substance abuse, I took a mouthful. Next thing I knew, I began gasping for air. It was like acid fumes or fire coming from my throat. . . lasting for almost 2 to3 minutes. I would never forget that choking feeling. After this, I noticed that my throat felt different, like being loose. Believe it or not, after this moment – preferably like a week or so I would have times of almost falling asleep and I would hear myself snoring. It was a cute little snore but then the darn thing became heavier and heavier. Today, I snore like a damn freight train passing on the outside or one of those airliners passing over head… and as I’ve said, within the past 10 years, I’ve put on 120lbs and now sporting a size 44 wais instead of a 32. Now I’ve been reviewing your boards including those on other sites and I’m wondering if this would be best for me. First I thought that since I was already bulky I’d just go straight into the cutting cycle. But then I thought, why not do a bulk cycle, get bloated with new muscle growth and water retention and then getting a diuretic to drain the excess water. I have this lady that I’ve met over the internet and we should be meeting in 6 to 8 weeks. I have only sent a head shot and she is going crazy cause she really thinks I am some muscular dude with some nice abs and definition. Help Help


  2. 6-8 weeks you better just start to cut now.
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  3. i think you're both in for a surprise
    good luck with a cutting plan

  4. that's like two inches per week in the waist!

  5. ok... could you guys recommend some gear... damn... why are they so expensive and you'll end up lossing almost half...
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  6. oh, and is there anyway to keep most of them if I did Oral Turanabol Each Day, Stanabol 50mg Each Day or should I replace something by throwing in Primobol 50mgm or Methanabol 50mg... was thinking of A50 but why use it and I am gonna loose all of it anyways... and next question, when I end one cycle, will the muscles gains disappear in no time, gradual what ever or they will only disappear if you don't start another cycle again...

  7. I am meeting a very special lady in a few weeks myself, anxious to make a good impression physically.

    While I can't help you with the gear, if you want to PM your address, I would be happy to send you a bottle of DCP to help while you get your diet and cardio dialed in.

    I understand how you feel, when you find someone you think might become a VERY important part of your life.

  8. Quote Originally Posted by dsade View Post
    I am meeting a very special lady in a few weeks myself, anxious to make a good impression physically.

    While I can't help you with the gear, if you want to PM your address, I would be happy to send you a bottle of DCP to help while you get your diet and cardio dialed in.

    I understand how you feel, when you find someone you think might become a VERY important part of your life.
    wow thats f***in bad a$$!!!!

  9. I want you to stay motivated, but you need a year. A long Anavar cycle with T3 if you had the time. 500 under BMR on kcals. An hour a day on the Stairmaster 7000. Gear is a tremendous motivator.

    Personally, I'd be up-front with her right now and get in the gym pronto.
    Last edited by riskarb; 02-07-2007 at 12:45 AM.

  10. Man, I can see this going badly in all kinds of ways.

  11. Funny thing is, I came clean with her but she still thinks that I am fooling around. She already introduced me to her twin sister, her older sister and last night, I spoke to her mom for the first time and they are all happy for her cause they said they've never seen her soooooooo happy, at least not like she is now... Ouch

    Now if I go to the gym now, everyone is gonna like, "young man... are you planning on destroying the machines" cause I'm gonna be running on those threadmills and pumping those irons like a mad man... oh and she sent me another picture and damn, what do you tell a girl who says that she's been saving herself for a sweet guy like me... I think I see someone running back home saying... "mommy mommy, he lied to me, he lied to us... mommy he is not how I thought he would look..." Now I guess my imagination is slowly begining to take over!!!

  12. Take out that link, you're source posting...that's a banable offense.

    What exactly is your bf%...or at least how tall are you?

  13. me thinkith this sketchy. . .

  14. IBTL

    Dude, there is no quick fix for losing massive amounts of weight in 6-8 weeks. You are 120lbs overweight, so it will probably take you about 60 weeks to slim back down to your 32inch waist.

  15. dude good luck, I know how that feels when you are trying to impress a girl.

    best bet, start cutting like mentioned before.

  16. Lets put it this way, from 22 to 28 yrs, I've jumped from 140 lbs or thereabout to 242 lbs... and I am 5'8". Well if it doesn't work out, no problems, but I know she's gonna keep me motivated for sometime...

  17. Be careful with that internet thing. You may be in for a surprise yourself. Anywho, after reading this thread again, it would be easiest to just diet down while lifting. You DO NOT need to bulk since you are already eating enough calories to support 240 lb's. You can easily gain muscle and lose fat at the same time when you are first starting out.

    Also there is absolutely no need for gear. You probably already have a high BP and so AAS will make you a walking heart attack. You can gain strength very quickly when you start without the need for steroids. Do you think that this chick is going to be impressed when you say that you are taking steroids to bulk up when you have a 44" waiste? Or even worse, you could end up in jail trying to order from one of those scam sights.

  18. Quote Originally Posted by Beebs View Post
    Also there is absolutely no need for gear. You probably already have a high BP and so anabolic steroids will make you a walking heart attack. You can gain strength very quickly when you start without the need for steroids. Do you think that this chick is going to be impressed when you say that you are taking steroids to bulk up when you have a 44" waiste? Or even worse, you could end up in jail trying to order from one of those scam sights.
    Or you might end up without any RAM in yer RAMROD if you know what I mean.

  19. Beebs, you're probably right... I mean all of you are right. It's good to know that even though it's a steroid-related website, you guys are just simply awesome, in fact, you are some of the most responsible-minded persons I've ever met. So off to the gym, taking it cool, one day at a time... might not get there now, but I will get there eventually. Kudos

  20. Best of luck, my man
    Evolutionary Muse - Inspire to Evolve
    Flawless Skin Couture - We give you the tools to make you Flawless

  21. Hey man, I'm glad that your starting off on the right foot. We'll be hear to help, and I forgot to welcome you to AM.

  22. Well I guess I better begin now.... I'll give you guys a news flash of the first encounter, first reactions and the aftermath... Still gonna keep my eyes on the boards though, and Beebs, thanks for welcoming me...

  23. Well for a female perspective from the board. If she fell in love with the online personality then shes less likely to care what you look like. If shes seen your face then she already likes you. Your body is a work in progress. Not a single bodybuilder here got that body overnight. And if she likes you no of it will matter.

    If YOU want the body..then let her be your focus your drive. I know several people who are getting big using the anabolic pump, liquid haladrol and DCP. Get yourself straight before you think about juicing.

    A guy that cares that much about making a first impression is hard to come by. I think you will do great!

  24. ^^^^^^ smart girl, and good advice

  25. Crader... now you've really got me smiling... Now guys, how much more motivated can a guy get than I am at this very moment :-)

  26. Did I mention she is hot too....

  27. Quote Originally Posted by sdmf45 View Post
    Did I mention she is hot too....
    That is an understatement.
    Evolutionary Muse - Inspire to Evolve
    Flawless Skin Couture - We give you the tools to make you Flawless

  28. Ok... guys... she's mines... and hell yeah Sdmf45... she is totally hottt... I'm running almost an hour to her home now... well I imagine doing so on the threadmill... ha ha ha ha ha

  29. Anyone ever heard about Egg White International... concept sounds plaudable. Perhaps that with Havoc or it's replacement and DCP would do me well...

  30. I have an idea that could save you. Just have one of your thinner buddies meet up with her and pretend they're you. Meanwhile you'll be in the gym burning those calories like wildfire!
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