Why the hell am I fat ??
More than likely diet... Are you asking a real question here?
For dietary pointers, we would need to know some details as to your TDEE, calorie consumption, macros, activity level..
Probably because you eat more than what's necessary
Cause you sit on your ass all day and eat ****
I poop too so I should be ripped
Myfitnesspal App really shows where your diet lacks or is excessive. Give it a go