.....when you are about to enter a relationship with a girl and you have to forewarn her on the amount of gas you pass due to your high protein intake and wide array of supplements that makes you fart like there's no tomorrow.....
When you gave full 3ft cobra turd sitting up out of the toilet.... might need to rethink fiber intake lol
When you have to stand on the lid...
When you just went to Burger King and stuffed your face and purposely ordered an extra buy one get one free chicken sandwich to eat when you got home but became to hungry burning calories off walking to your car so you ate it on the drive home....and you live a block away....I fail lol.
When you are eating 5 planned meals a day and accidentally eat 6 because you get soo hungry you forgot about meal #3.
When you realize how's much money is in each sh*t when salmon filet is 6 dollars a pound.
When the lumbar supports in your vehicle's seat feels tighter.
When people ask you why your trying to bulk
Wen u start showing up to school wirh a lunchbox
When you're constantly walking around with peanut butter breath.
When karbolic is a staple in yor diet
When you try to swallow your protein burps like your saving something.
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When you have to take two showers to shave your legs.
I take baths
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When u burn 300 cals taking a dump
when you're not getting laid
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