I'm going to try and decipher your coded text message lingo. You do have to realized that many of us on here are much older and don't text message, or know all the "hip" abbreviations, so it's hard for us to read some of the stuff that people put on here.
If you want a lean diet you should still spread your meals out evenly because your bodies absorption rate is better suited for intervals, vs. twice a day. If you have a 20 gram protein shake 5 times a day your body will actually absorb that amount of protein. If you have a 100 gram protein shake at one time the chances of your body absorbing most of it are slim to none. Plus on a two meal a day diet you are really starving yourself, even if the numbers are "equal" to smaller meals. If you want to be lean why not eat smaller healthy meals, with a good amount of protein, and have a good cardio plan to go along with your lifting.
sorry, i can't handle that much bro science in one post.
the only time you should be having frequent meals is if you're drinking most of your protein - since whey absorbs quicker. if you're eating MEAT like you should, aminos are still being released several hours after you eat it. If you eat 2-3 meat meals a day, with adequate fats and carbs, you will not lose muscle, and you will burn more fat.
You aren't starving yourself even if you don't eat for 12 hours. In fact, fasting is muscle sparing and increases insulin sensitivity and GH.
hell, i fast 16-18 hours a day straight and i am more muscular and leaner than i've ever been. I eat 2 big meals, sometimes 3 in that 6-8 hour period.
i can do 70kg incline 
