Secret Recipe For getting HUGE

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  1. Secret Recipe For getting HUGE


    1: huge food bill
    1: over priced Gym membership
    7:dirty dinner plates
    4: stinky protien shakers
    5: over used gym shirts
    1: gym bag filled with junk
    2: straps for rows
    1..or 2: pissed off girlfriend/s for not getting enough attention
    1: pack of multi's
    1000: tubs of protien
    1: pair of smelly shoes
    1:full dishwasher
    1: worried mother
    20: haters at the gym
    1: overplayed CD
    1:shelf filled with supps
    3: friends at vitamin shoppe
    2: skinned shins from deads
    1:hurt shoulders from that one time you benched wrong
    1: old blender
    12: cartons of eggs
    1:tape measurer
    1:scale
    1: gallon of water
    1/2: of a cow in your fridge
    1: account on AM.com

    mix that all together and you got one huge son of a *****


  2. Quote Originally Posted by Ricky5145 View Post
    1: huge food bill
    1: over priced Gym membership
    7:dirty dinner plates
    4: stinky protien shakers
    5: over used gym shirts
    1: gym bag filled with junk
    2: straps for rows
    1..or 2: pissed off girlfriend/s for not getting enough attention
    1: pack of multi's
    1000: tubs of protien
    1: pair of smelly shoes
    1:full dishwasher
    1: worried mother
    20: haters at the gym
    1: overplayed CD
    1:shelf filled with supps
    3: friends at vitamin shoppe
    2: skinned shins from deads
    1:hurt shoulders from that one time you benched wrong
    1: old blender
    12: cartons of eggs
    1:tape measurer
    1:scale
    1: gallon of water
    1/2: of a cow in your fridge
    1: account on AM.com

    mix that all together and you got one huge son of a *****
    Hell yes!!
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  3. Ha i would love to just keep making the list longer and longer that would be fun. This kinda reminds me of an "Animal" page.

  4. dont forget TIME!
    hard to put an exact number on that though

  5. and a partridge in a pear tree..........
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  6. Quote Originally Posted by Ricky5145 View Post
    1: huge food bill
    1: over priced Gym membership
    7:dirty dinner plates
    4: stinky protien shakers
    5: over used gym shirts
    1: gym bag filled with junk
    2: straps for rows
    1..or 2: pissed off girlfriend/s for not getting enough attention
    1: pack of multi's
    1000: tubs of protien
    1: pair of smelly shoes
    1:full dishwasher
    1: worried mother
    20: haters at the gym
    1: overplayed CD
    1:shelf filled with supps
    3: friends at vitamin shoppe
    2: skinned shins from deads
    1:hurt shoulders from that one time you benched wrong
    1: old blender
    12: cartons of eggs
    1:tape measurer
    1:scale
    1: gallon of water
    1/2: of a cow in your fridge
    1: account on AM.com

    mix that all together and you got one huge son of a *****
    endless visits to the latrine
    Eat clean, piss dirty

  7. hahah. touche is all i can say.

  8. Haha good stuff. I like the worried mother and 1, maybe two pissed off girlfriends.

  9. infinite: Question from chicks "Why do you want to get tha big? Its so grose!"

  10. Only ONE shelf filled with supps? Amateur..................LOL I have 2 shelves, a kitchen cabinet and a box of "other" stuff in the closet.

  11. i hate when the gf says "big guys are gross" pisses me off.

  12. Quote Originally Posted by reptone View Post
    Only ONE shelf filled with supps? Amateur..................LOL I have 2 shelves, a kitchen cabinet and a box of "other" stuff in the closet.
    Yeah i have a cabenet!lol

  13. Quote Originally Posted by BigRed86 View Post
    hahah. touche is all i can say.
    Touche indeed.. haha, I am a victim of this list.

  14. You forgot:
    $20,000/year food bill

  15. what about a set of the most warn out pillows

  16. Well said! I'm 31 and my mother still worries! If my kitchen cabinet is opened, it looks very similar to a one-stop supplement shop.

    If a chick wants a skinny anorexic-looking b/f instead of a powerful and muscular guy, I'd say she has some problems.

  17. Girls say dumb s*** but the truth is when she starts feeling the muscles; its all over from there... its like crack.... and i think all these little tiny teenage movie stars that weigh 140lbs but they do a little cycle before a movie and they think thats how a real man looks. Blame twilight!!!!!!!!

  18. Quote Originally Posted by h2bek97 View Post
    Girls say dumb s*** but the truth is when she starts feeling the muscles; its all over from there... its like crack.... and i think all these little tiny teenage movie stars that weigh 140lbs but they do a little cycle before a movie and they think thats how a real man looks. Blame twilight!!!!!!!!
    Word! Haha! I saw a movie the other day with "Jacob" from Twilight in it and he had lost everything he put on for Twilight. There was nothing impressive about his phsyique at all. Man up and pump some iron year round!

  19. i forgot to add 1 stuffed stomach...

  20. Quote Originally Posted by Ricky5145 View Post
    i forgot to add 1 stuffed stomach...
    That right there is the magic item...full to the point of misery and wanting to vomit!

  21. and or doing so in the gym toilet

  22. Quote Originally Posted by madds87 View Post
    infinite: Question from chicks "Why do you want to get tha big? Its so grose!"
    I really hate this one

    Quote Originally Posted by h2bek97 View Post
    Girls say dumb s*** but the truth is when she starts feeling the muscles; its all over from there... its like crack.... and i think all these little tiny teenage movie stars that weigh 140lbs but they do a little cycle before a movie and they think thats how a real man looks. Blame twilight!!!!!!!!
    Dude got pretty huge

    Quote Originally Posted by Ironhyde View Post
    Word! Haha! I saw a movie the other day with "Jacob" from Twilight in it and he had lost everything he put on for Twilight. There was nothing impressive about his phsyique at all. Man up and pump some iron year round!
    Haha, I did geta lil pist off like how the hell did he do that?
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  23. Quote Originally Posted by WhatsaRoid? View Post
    I really hate this one



    Dude got pretty huge



    Haha, I did geta lil pist off like how the hell did he do that?
    Take your lady to see Valentine's Day and it will surely burn your keester when you see him!

  24. i still live my parents, i know i know

    i dunno if this applies to anyone else but my mother just texted me flipping out
    3 or 4 empty jars of natty pb laying around or in the fridge

  25. Quote Originally Posted by Ricky5145 View Post
    i forgot to add 1 stuffed stomach...
    perpetually stuffed!

  26. Quote Originally Posted by Young Gotti View Post
    i still live my parents, i know i know

    i dunno if this applies to anyone else but my mother just texted me flipping out
    3 or 4 empty jars of natty pb laying around or in the fridge
    i dont live at home anymore, but when i did my mom and dad HATED how much i ate

  27. Quote Originally Posted by urbanski View Post
    perpetually stuffed!
    insanely perpetually stuffed

  28. lol great thread. when read like that it seems like a misery that we put ourselves through haha. but i couldn't live without it. **** the haters

  29. yea i was just thinking that the other day, i was like damn why am i doing all of this.....then i walked by a mirror and was like oh thats why. then i turned green ripped my clothes off and went out terrorising the neighborhood.....

  30. HAHAHAHA, I'm with Reptone. Got 2 boxes in the closet.
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