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    Secret Recipe For getting HUGE


    1: huge food bill
    1: over priced Gym membership
    7:dirty dinner plates
    4: stinky protien shakers
    5: over used gym shirts
    1: gym bag filled with junk
    2: straps for rows
    1..or 2: pissed off girlfriend/s for not getting enough attention
    1: pack of multi's
    1000: tubs of protien
    1: pair of smelly shoes
    1:full dishwasher
    1: worried mother
    20: haters at the gym
    1: overplayed CD
    1:shelf filled with supps
    3: friends at vitamin shoppe
    2: skinned shins from deads
    1:hurt shoulders from that one time you benched wrong
    1: old blender
    12: cartons of eggs
    1:tape measurer
    1:scale
    1: gallon of water
    1/2: of a cow in your fridge
    1: account on AM.com

    mix that all together and you got one huge son of a *****

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricky5145 View Post
    1: huge food bill
    1: over priced Gym membership
    7:dirty dinner plates
    4: stinky protien shakers
    5: over used gym shirts
    1: gym bag filled with junk
    2: straps for rows
    1..or 2: pissed off girlfriend/s for not getting enough attention
    1: pack of multi's
    1000: tubs of protien
    1: pair of smelly shoes
    1:full dishwasher
    1: worried mother
    20: haters at the gym
    1: overplayed CD
    1:shelf filled with supps
    3: friends at vitamin shoppe
    2: skinned shins from deads
    1:hurt shoulders from that one time you benched wrong
    1: old blender
    12: cartons of eggs
    1:tape measurer
    1:scale
    1: gallon of water
    1/2: of a cow in your fridge
    1: account on AM.com

    mix that all together and you got one huge son of a *****
    Hell yes!!
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    Ha i would love to just keep making the list longer and longer that would be fun. This kinda reminds me of an "Animal" page.
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    dont forget TIME!
    hard to put an exact number on that though
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    and a partridge in a pear tree..........
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricky5145 View Post
    1: huge food bill
    1: over priced Gym membership
    7:dirty dinner plates
    4: stinky protien shakers
    5: over used gym shirts
    1: gym bag filled with junk
    2: straps for rows
    1..or 2: pissed off girlfriend/s for not getting enough attention
    1: pack of multi's
    1000: tubs of protien
    1: pair of smelly shoes
    1:full dishwasher
    1: worried mother
    20: haters at the gym
    1: overplayed CD
    1:shelf filled with supps
    3: friends at vitamin shoppe
    2: skinned shins from deads
    1:hurt shoulders from that one time you benched wrong
    1: old blender
    12: cartons of eggs
    1:tape measurer
    1:scale
    1: gallon of water
    1/2: of a cow in your fridge
    1: account on AM.com

    mix that all together and you got one huge son of a *****
    endless visits to the latrine
    Eat clean, piss dirty
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    hahah. touche is all i can say.
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    Haha good stuff. I like the worried mother and 1, maybe two pissed off girlfriends.
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    infinite: Question from chicks "Why do you want to get tha big? Its so grose!"
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    Only ONE shelf filled with supps? Amateur..................LOL I have 2 shelves, a kitchen cabinet and a box of "other" stuff in the closet.
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    i hate when the gf says "big guys are gross" pisses me off.
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    Quote Originally Posted by reptone View Post
    Only ONE shelf filled with supps? Amateur..................LOL I have 2 shelves, a kitchen cabinet and a box of "other" stuff in the closet.
    Yeah i have a cabenet!lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by BigRed86 View Post
    hahah. touche is all i can say.
    Touche indeed.. haha, I am a victim of this list.
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    You forgot:
    $20,000/year food bill
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    what about a set of the most warn out pillows
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    Well said! I'm 31 and my mother still worries! If my kitchen cabinet is opened, it looks very similar to a one-stop supplement shop.

    If a chick wants a skinny anorexic-looking b/f instead of a powerful and muscular guy, I'd say she has some problems.
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    Girls say dumb s*** but the truth is when she starts feeling the muscles; its all over from there... its like crack.... and i think all these little tiny teenage movie stars that weigh 140lbs but they do a little cycle before a movie and they think thats how a real man looks. Blame twilight!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by h2bek97 View Post
    Girls say dumb s*** but the truth is when she starts feeling the muscles; its all over from there... its like crack.... and i think all these little tiny teenage movie stars that weigh 140lbs but they do a little cycle before a movie and they think thats how a real man looks. Blame twilight!!!!!!!!
    Word! Haha! I saw a movie the other day with "Jacob" from Twilight in it and he had lost everything he put on for Twilight. There was nothing impressive about his phsyique at all. Man up and pump some iron year round!
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    i forgot to add 1 stuffed stomach...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricky5145 View Post
    i forgot to add 1 stuffed stomach...
    That right there is the magic item...full to the point of misery and wanting to vomit!
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    and or doing so in the gym toilet
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    Quote Originally Posted by madds87 View Post
    infinite: Question from chicks "Why do you want to get tha big? Its so grose!"
    I really hate this one

    Quote Originally Posted by h2bek97 View Post
    Girls say dumb s*** but the truth is when she starts feeling the muscles; its all over from there... its like crack.... and i think all these little tiny teenage movie stars that weigh 140lbs but they do a little cycle before a movie and they think thats how a real man looks. Blame twilight!!!!!!!!
    Dude got pretty huge

    Quote Originally Posted by Ironhyde View Post
    Word! Haha! I saw a movie the other day with "Jacob" from Twilight in it and he had lost everything he put on for Twilight. There was nothing impressive about his phsyique at all. Man up and pump some iron year round!
    Haha, I did geta lil pist off like how the hell did he do that?
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    Quote Originally Posted by WhatsaRoid? View Post
    I really hate this one



    Dude got pretty huge



    Haha, I did geta lil pist off like how the hell did he do that?
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    i still live my parents, i know i know

    i dunno if this applies to anyone else but my mother just texted me flipping out
    3 or 4 empty jars of natty pb laying around or in the fridge
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ricky5145 View Post
    i forgot to add 1 stuffed stomach...
    perpetually stuffed!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Young Gotti View Post
    i still live my parents, i know i know

    i dunno if this applies to anyone else but my mother just texted me flipping out
    3 or 4 empty jars of natty pb laying around or in the fridge
    i dont live at home anymore, but when i did my mom and dad HATED how much i ate
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    Quote Originally Posted by urbanski View Post
    perpetually stuffed!
    insanely perpetually stuffed
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    lol great thread. when read like that it seems like a misery that we put ourselves through haha. but i couldn't live without it. **** the haters
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    yea i was just thinking that the other day, i was like damn why am i doing all of this.....then i walked by a mirror and was like oh thats why. then i turned green ripped my clothes off and went out terrorising the neighborhood.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ironhyde View Post
    Well said! I'm 31 and my mother still worries! If my kitchen cabinet is opened, it looks very similar to a one-stop supplement shop.

    If a chick wants a skinny anorexic-looking b/f instead of a powerful and muscular guy, I'd say she has some problems.
    i was figuring my girlfriend would be the same way.. i showed her matt kroc and said i wanna look like that.. and she said baby you better thats ****ing sexy.. haha and shes not a BB type girl either, shes a dance so i was stoked haha needless to say thats why shes my gf!
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    I am actually in the process of making some. my roomate makes legt shirts for paintball teams and hes helping me out. im deciding on how im going to do it. im thinking of having FREAK really big and then OF NATURE smaller right under it and then having this recipe on the back. i dunno yet
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    awsome man, let me know when they are ready

    Will it be T's only or any lifting shirts as well?
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    im going to do t's, shorts, hats, and and prob lifting shirts. starting with the t's this week though. ordering the shirts and vynl tonight. ill let you know. ill post pictures of them on here when im done and you can help spread the word so i can get these shirts out. im trying to start a freak of nature line and i have some friends with some online buisnesses so shortly ill have a web page up aswell.
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    Nice man, good luck with everything.

    I would help you sell em too but our online business is all auto parts, I might be able to get some local guys into it, as well as (if you do girls clothing) my girlfriend..
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    thanks man, im doing girl ones too, my gf is also interested so im making them some. and thanks man i need all the help i can get. ill get some out to you, you sport them around and get them out there! what size are you?
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    large is my size, if I have a choice on colors I prefer gray, black, or red
    hit me up on pm if you need more info

    No problem helping you out man, thanks for helping me
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    hell yeah man, some are gonna be grey with red lettering, grey with black lettering, grey with yellow lettering, black with red lettering, black with white lettering, white with red lettering, white with green lettering, and green with white lettering. i just talked to the guy whos gonna help me make them, were gonna make a bunch next week.
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    How are the shirts coming bro?
  

  
 

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