Haha cool. I'd look like a dam alligator
you mean Snookie? LOL
start with the lowest time in the booth that you go with, and also the lowest rated booth. ie: hollywood has 3 different types of stand up (where i first started going), and just pick the lowest one. go like twice a week with a few days between to build up your confidence in what's going on, and to avoid over exposure since you are light.
eventually you'll feel like working in a 3rd day, or upping the time a minute or so, or both, until eventually you've worked yourself up to "max" time (which can be 10 minutes depending on the booth). by this time though, you'll already be noticeably darker from the bronzer, and from your body's natural reaction to the UV exposure.
I can't find a sock big enough so I just use some sunscreen on the one eyed monster. I also put sunscreen on my face since I work outside and get a wicked farmers tan year round.
People who joke around saying they have a big d1ck have small ones. I on the other hand have a small d1ck.
little secret for ya, stop tanning 7-10 days away from your competition, tanning gives a slightly smoother appearance by drawing more fluid to your skin.
I believe I've said this here before, but...it may be small but it fits them all!
How did this thread go from tanning to penis size, or lack thereof? Time to go GTL! lol
I do a sock on the ****. I cover my face more than half the time because the skin is more sensitive it needs less to tan and burns much more quickly. If people ask why I'm tan I tell them I go tanning I am not ashamed of my beauty.