True Life RPM Stories

  1. New Member
    peece's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Age
    49
    Posts
    475
    Rep Power
    335
    Level
    17
    Lv. Percent
    79.55%

    True Life RPM Stories


    This really happened. I was doing pull downs and something came over me. aggression, rage, focus, strength…I paused…instead of yanking down another rep I pressed in and squeezed in on the bar and squished it together like a pretzel then threw it down.

    Next, I grabbed a 45 and stared at it and thought this is not really made of steel it is way too lite…so I growled at the plate and it melted into a pile of warm grey liquid.

    To be continued…




    Please feel free to share your true RPM story

  2. O.G. Appnut
    Vitruvian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Posts
    5,203
    Rep Power
    85511
    Level
    49
    Lv. Percent
    32.05%
    Achievements Activity ProPosting ProPosting Authority

    Geez.... how many caps did you use man?
    Applied Nutriceuticals Representative
    Better Results Through Science
    Success occurs when everything you have is APPLIED.
    Have you heard about N.O. Uptake? ;-)
  3. Senior Member
    Outside Backer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Age
    36
    Posts
    2,629
    Rep Power
    89665
    Level
    37
    Lv. Percent
    81.16%
    Achievements Activity ProPosting Pro

    My penis has added 2 inches of girth since ive started taking it
    toes-on-the-nose.blogspot.com Deployed blogging
    •   
       

  4. O.G. Appnut
    Vitruvian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Posts
    5,203
    Rep Power
    85511
    Level
    49
    Lv. Percent
    32.05%
    Achievements Activity ProPosting ProPosting Authority

    How many caps YOU using?
    Applied Nutriceuticals Representative
    Better Results Through Science
    Success occurs when everything you have is APPLIED.
    Have you heard about N.O. Uptake? ;-)
  5. Diamond Member
    T-Bone's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2004
    Posts
    16,520
    Rep Power
    6493756
    Level
    100
    Lv. Percent
    73.85%
    Achievements Activity AuthorityActivity ProActivity VeteranActivity RoyaltyPosting Pro

    I don't know if it is RPM or not but yesterday this tailgater pissed me off so much I thought about stopping in the middle of the road, getting out and puting my fist through here windshield.
  6. Senior Member
    Outside Backer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Age
    36
    Posts
    2,629
    Rep Power
    89665
    Level
    37
    Lv. Percent
    81.16%
    Achievements Activity ProPosting Pro

    Quote Originally Posted by Lanbane View Post
    How many caps YOU using?
    5
    toes-on-the-nose.blogspot.com Deployed blogging
  7. Senior Member
    Outside Backer's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2003
    Age
    36
    Posts
    2,629
    Rep Power
    89665
    Level
    37
    Lv. Percent
    81.16%
    Achievements Activity ProPosting Pro

    Here is a story, A member of this board is also My superior at my base,He just got back from a yr in korea. He runs about 250lbs Monster.

    I gave him 15 rpm told him take 5 before workout let me know whats upo.

    UI see him yesterday in the lockerroom and he was like

    " today is day 2, I can def feel it more today then yesterday, Just like I read and what you said."

    Me " just wait it gets better over time"

    him" Im gonna get a bottle of this asap"

    werd
    toes-on-the-nose.blogspot.com Deployed blogging
  8. Elite Member
    thewilman's Avatar
    Stats
    5'9"  165 lbs.
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Age
    44
    Posts
    6,167
    Rep Power
    3211
    Level
    50
    Lv. Percent
    95.66%
    Achievements Activity ProPosting ProPosting Authority

    OK, “REAL” RPM story…so I pop 10 RPM this morning (light day – cardio and abs) and I head off to the gym. I’m running a little late so I’m speeding… a little. Next thing I see is red and blue lights flashing behind me. I hear over the loudspeaker, “Pull your car over NOW”. So I pull over and of course now I’m TICKED.

    Cop comes up and says, “Do you know how fast you were going, son?”

    I said, “I don’t know 35 or 40?”

    The cop says, “You were doing 120 in a 30!”

    I said, What? No way! My car can't go that fast!!!” (little did the cop know I put a few RPM in my tank too ).

    So the cop says, “Get out of the car and let me see your license and registration”.

    So I swing my door open and bump the cop back about 2 or 3 feet…I show the cop my almost empty bottle of RPM and say, “ HERE’S my freakin’ license and registration”

    I jump up, do a superman punch and lay the cop out!!! She was about 5’2” around 110lbs but she looked tough AND she was asking for it!!!

    So, I jumped in the cruiser and took off with lights and sirens flashing! Well, I FINALLY got to the gym and had a great workout! I’m on my way back home now, I’m typing this on then laptop in the cop car! This shotgun is cool! Uh oh…gotta go…I see more lights behind me!

    Hey Dirk, can you ship RPM to the county lock up???

    The above never happened…or did it???

    RPM My sweet RPM...don't ever leave me! :chick:

    I know...my issues have issues!
  9. New Member
    peece's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Age
    49
    Posts
    475
    Rep Power
    335
    Level
    17
    Lv. Percent
    79.55%

    You just knew that cars would take to RPM like a fish to water
    Excellent 4 stars
  10. Elite Member
    thewilman's Avatar
    Stats
    5'9"  165 lbs.
    Join Date
    Jun 2004
    Age
    44
    Posts
    6,167
    Rep Power
    3211
    Level
    50
    Lv. Percent
    95.66%
    Achievements Activity ProPosting ProPosting Authority

    Thank you! YOU were my secondary inspiration...RPM is my muse!
  11. New Member
    peece's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Age
    49
    Posts
    475
    Rep Power
    335
    Level
    17
    Lv. Percent
    79.55%

    The following events are true…

    Legs today, I am finishing up a set of inverted leg presses

    As I completed the last rep a wave of power I can only describe as Ridiculously Primitive Myotrophism flooded my psyche

    I pushed up furiously, and to my dismay the rack violently broke off and flew into the nearest wall crashing through it with tremendous force.

    I apologized to the manager for wrecking his machine and he said, “Don’t worry about it, I understand, then he winked at me and showed me his bottle of RPM.” I nodded and walked out

    to be continued…
  12. O.G. Appnut
    Vitruvian's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2005
    Posts
    5,203
    Rep Power
    85511
    Level
    49
    Lv. Percent
    32.05%
    Achievements Activity ProPosting ProPosting Authority

    Quote Originally Posted by peece View Post
    The following events are true…

    Legs today, I am finishing up a set of inverted leg presses

    As I completed the last rep a wave of power I can only describe as Ridiculously Primitive Myotrophism flooded my psyche

    I pushed up furiously, and to my dismay the rack violently broke off and flew into the nearest wall crashing through it with tremendous force.

    I apologized to the manager for wrecking his machine and he said, “Don’t worry about it, I understand, then he winked at me and showed me his bottle of RPM.” I nodded and walked out

    to be continued…

    Strange..... there was a news headline earlier of a metal object that some described as looking like part of a leg press seen flying over the capital building. Scrambled fighter jets report it moving too fast for them to track. A witness they interviewed (a large woman in curlers and a mumu) claimed "It sounded like a freight train..... Whooooosh!!!"

    Play dumb when the men in darks suits arrive.
    Applied Nutriceuticals Representative
    Better Results Through Science
    Success occurs when everything you have is APPLIED.
    Have you heard about N.O. Uptake? ;-)
  13. New Member
    peece's Avatar
    Join Date
    Dec 2006
    Age
    49
    Posts
    475
    Rep Power
    335
    Level
    17
    Lv. Percent
    79.55%

    and a mumu
  

  
 

Similar Forum Threads

  1. True Life: I'm On Steroids on MTV
    By BOHICA in forum General Chat
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 01-19-2006, 05:24 PM
  2. MTV's "True Life: I'm on steroids"
    By Brennon in forum General Chat
    Replies: 17
    Last Post: 01-09-2006, 07:33 PM
  3. anyone watching True Life right now?
    By glenihan in forum General Chat
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 11-27-2005, 12:48 PM
  4. MTV True Life: Im on steroids
    By coofoostu in forum General Chat
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 07-08-2005, 09:50 AM
  5. True Life: I'm a Bodybuilder....
    By NJfreak in forum General Chat
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 03-03-2003, 06:46 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
Log in
Log in