So my girl comes over. About 5 hours prior I sprayed 2 sprays on my neck. She's on the rag, super bitchy, unhorny. I mean no shot at bedding her even if I was nasty enough to hit on the rag.

Anywho, she smelled it and kept remarking how good it smelled. Then straddled me and kept saying she wishes she wasn't on her period. Yo! This stuff might actually work!

Hit that

Nice story.

It can still be done on that time of the month, ya know.

Originally Posted by thesinner

Nice story.

It can still be done on that time of the month, ya know.

mother nature's natural lubricant..... do it in the shower

I'll just leave this here...

Or "When the river runs red, follow the rocky road"

Originally Posted by allstar

Or "When the river runs red, follow the rocky road"

Dude, when the river turns red, just ask for head.

I like that MUCH better lol. Haven't heard that one before actually

"When the river turns red ask for either anal or oral sex"

Originally Posted by thesinner

Dude, when the river turns red, just ask for head.

ROFL! Sinner cracks me up!

Originally Posted by lozgod

"When the river turns red ask for either anal or oral sex"

That the Family Guy Cleveland version?

All I can say is "wow"...giggidy.

You can swim in the red river, just don't drink the water!!

Originally Posted by jim623

You can swim in the red river, just don't drink the water!!

O snap! I like that one (and I'm bring back the 'O snap!' from circa 1990 I decided)

Originally Posted by jim623

You can swim in the red river, just don't drink the water!!

First Aide standards of the American Red Cross require you to wear protective gloves when working with any sort of laceration, such as an axe wound.

Originally Posted by thesinner

Nice story.

It can still be done on that time of the month, ya know.

You know what they say, when the red river's flowing take the dirt road in, lol BTW

Originally Posted by thesinner

First Aide standards of the American Red Cross require you to wear protective gloves when working with any sort of laceration, such as an axe wound.

LMAO