Question for Mr. Crowler (ONLY MR. CROWLER)

[Ubiquitous]

Mituhr Crowdur,

Deos sicul siprort mek me smertur?



















:type:

 

[Jayhawkk]

OH CROWLER! I thought you thed sumthin' elth.

 

[zbtboy]

:wtf:

 

[CROWLER]

Mituhr Crowdur,

Deos sicul siprort mek me smertur?



















:type:

A lobotomy would make YOU smarter :trout:

lol


CROWLER

 

[Ubiquitous]

:wtf:

zbtboy, your name isn't Mr. Crowler. You're fired.

 

[Ubiquitous]

A lobotomy would make YOU smarter :trout:

lol


CROWLER

Jay is my friend.


2 things.

Firstly, I'm impressed you spelled "lobotomy" correctly. That's quite suspect of a spelling check, or at least having LMD look it over for you.

Secondly, I do believe you mean if I was to have a lobotomy, it would still render me smarter than you.




:hammer:








I just wanted to say hi. It's been a while since I spoke to you. Alas, you repay me with what seems like an insult.


You don't see me belittling you with things like "I hear Crow-daddy got fat on his cheat foods...we're talking Manatee fat"... Or "You think Crowler's got taste? The man bought a Viper for god's sake."

Or my personal favorite: "Crowler shaves his legs and rides bicycles in spandex"

The latter, I suspect is fully true..... and can be verified by people near and dear to you.


Thread terminated

 

[CROWLER]

I just spewed my pre- ride gatorade all over my key board :dance:


No I did not get fat, actually I am holding steady at 200lbs even though I am swimming 5 miles a week and biking 240 miles a week.

Spandex and shaving ahhhhhh ummmm I will leave that alone



CROWLER

 

[Jayhawkk]

Lmfao!

 

[PumpingIron]

I'm so confused...

Not like that's anything new.

 

[Jayhawkk]

This is their foreplay prior to man-sex...And yes, it is just as repulsive as it sounds.

 

[zbtboy]

zbtboy, your name isn't Mr. Crowler. You're fired.

Yes Mr. Trump :sad: