I have

[wrkn4bigrmusles]

I have a broken heart cause the girlfriend called off the wedding.. but i got a huge ass cookie in front of me making it all feel better... mmmmmmm.... me likey da cookie

 

[CROWLER]

Oh man, I feel really bad for you buddy. How you doing?

Just remember there is a special food out there that makes all woman detest sex for the rest of their lives. That food is wedding cake


CROWLER

 

[Ziricote]

Man, the cookie is all that keeps me going since the wife took the house and left me homeless. Hope you're doing okay.

 

[B5150]

I did it all for the nookie
C'mon
The nookie
C'mon
So you can take that cookie
And stick it up your, yeah!!

 

[bioman]

Well, at least you guys are easy to please.

 

[wrkn4bigrmusles]

im just ready to get back to raunchy strip clubs

 

[yeahright]

Sorry. :sad:

 

[JBlaze]

That sucks, sorry to hear about this bro...

 

[Ubiquitous]

It's better to learn she's not the one now, than after you got hitched bro... this is a blessing in disguise, no matter how much it hurts.

All wounds heal in time, keep positive...