joebo said:
Guaranteed shipment time?
I don't know about that. Too many variables....IF our suppliers mess up then that affects any shipping guarantee we may offer, ya know?. However...as of late we have taken steps to significantly reduce order turn around time. I have already seen drastic impovement in just the last week!
Plus you know the classic "Tommy Boy" line abut Guarantees right?
Tommy: Let's think about this for a sec, Ted, why do they put a guarantee on a box? Hmm, very interesting.
Ted: I'm listening.
Tommy: Here's how I see it. A guy puts a guarantee on the box 'cause he wants you to fell all warm and toasty inside.
Ted: Yeah, makes a man feel good.
Tommy: 'Course it does. Ya think if you leave that box under your pillow at night, the Guarantee Fairy might come by and leave a quarter.
Ted: What's your point?
Tommy: The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn't a crazy glue sniffer? "Building model airplanes" says the little fairy, but we're not buying it. Next thing you know, there's money missing off the dresser and your daughter's knocked up, I seen it a hundred times.
Ted: But why do they put a guarantee on the box then?
Tommy: Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of ****. That's all it is. Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for right now, for your sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality item from.........
MATT AT ALL THE WHEY!!!
Ted: Hmm. Okay, I'll buy from you.
Tommy: Well I... What?
**** So put "Matt" in the comments of your orders and I won't have to take a dump in your order boxes and mark it guarenteed! LOL! :lol: (I miss Chris Farley!)
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