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Sexual Fitness for Men: The Hardness Factor

[Jayhawkk]

I'm at a factor 3500 right now. I'm using it to hang my laundry on.

[flytrapcan]

"MEMBER QUESTION:
How do you measure the quality of an erection?"

Who wants to answer that one?

[xtraflossy]

Originally Posted by flytrapcan

"MEMBER QUESTION:
How do you measure the quality of an erection?"

Who wants to answer that one?

heh- I would guess that quality can be measured on a scale 1-10.
Take a protractor, and tape it to the bathroom wall about waist high(accross from the mirror).
Either by yourself, or with the help of another, summon an erection.
Walk back to the bathroom, and stand beside the wall, erection out.
Look over to the mirror. Now, just read the angle at witch your "headed".
If your hanging below the botton flat line of the protractor, your not doing so well.
Use the measurement in angle to determin your score. For example, if your pointing at a 45 degree angle, Id say your "quality" is avarage; or a 4.5
IF you get to around a 65 degree incline, your closing in on car-denting capabilities.
if your one of the lucky few who can reach the 90 degree angle, .... get that thing outta your mouth!

[t-bone2]

"I think that my whole goal now is to ensure that every man have an erection every day of his life." -Steven Lamm, MD

Hmm... Somehow I feel he's plagurizing Pamela Anderson.

[flytrapcan]

2 men in a bar:
Man 1: Do you like camping?
Man 2: Well I wake up every morning in a tent.

[Boss_K]

well i definately noticed a decrease in my hardness factor after i used aas.

[FitnFirm]

Originally Posted by Jayhawkk

I'm at a factor 3500 right now. I'm using it to hang my laundry on.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Viperspit]

Damn Flossy, you put some serious thought into this one. Sounds like you have experience with this test method. My erection is somewhat annoying, it thumps me in the chest every morning and wakes me up

Originally Posted by xtraflossy

heh- I would guess that quality can be measured on a scale 1-10.
Take a protractor, and tape it to the bathroom wall about waist high(accross from the mirror).
Either by yourself, or with the help of another, summon an erection.
Walk back to the bathroom, and stand beside the wall, erection out.
Look over to the mirror. Now, just read the angle at witch your "headed".
If your hanging below the botton flat line of the protractor, your not doing so well.
Use the measurement in angle to determin your score. For example, if your pointing at a 45 degree angle, Id say your "quality" is avarage; or a 4.5
IF you get to around a 65 degree incline, your closing in on car-denting capabilities.
if your one of the lucky few who can reach the 90 degree angle, .... get that thing outta your mouth!

[CareTaker]

wow....very interesting reading.....

[Gator762]

As recently getting back into fitness I can attest that he isn't a quack.

I never smoked, but I stopped lifting after an injury in 02. Stopped eating healthy and reverted to all junk food. I did notice quality of sex go down, and wouldn't stay hard as long.

Now for the past 8 months I've been eating better, and noticed quality of sex is back up there like I was a young 'un. Couldn't be happier!!!

[Beau]

[quote=flytrapcan]"MEMBER QUESTION:
How do you measure the quality of an erection?"QUOTE]

When a cat can't scratch it?

[yeahright]

Personal anecdote: I got some bad cholesterol results some time back and while researching what they meant for my health, I came across one article that was full of actuarial tables on cholesterol-induced impotence.

Right then and there I decided to turn my health around. I lost 50 pounds in 6 months and knocked more than 100 points off my LDL in a year. Talk about motivation to get in shape! I told my doctor that she shouldn't waste her time lecturing patients about how they might have a heart attack in 30 years if they don't get their cholesterol under control. She should just pull out the chart and show that what the results could mean for virility.