Anabolic Pump Transformation Contest--COMMAND & CONQUER the challenge

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Dear Machines,

Win FREE Lifetime Supply Of Anabolic-Pump!!!!

Jacob here from USPLabsDirect.com with some very exciting news...

By now you have either received your supply of Anabolic-Pump or have
read how people are feeling the awesome effects after their very
first dose. The results so far have been amazing and they will only
get better...

I must admit it's very exciting and fulfilling to be able to bring
such a life-changing product to you.

So I was thinking that I wanted to do something for YOU. A simple
(but very exciting) "Thank You".

We at USP Labs have decided to sponsor a contest...Where you can win
a lifetime supply of Anabolic-Pump. Yes, you read that right...A
LIFETIME supply of Anabolic-Pump!

Introducing the Anabolic-Pump Transformation Contest...

Here's the deal...

The contest runs from 4 weeks to as long as 12 weeks. It's your call
to decide. You dont have to buy a ton of product to enter this
contest. All you have to do is pick up a minimum one 1 bottle of
Anabolic-Pump. That's it! (Although after you use it, you will want
much, much more).

All you have to do is take a few pictures and record your weight each
week. That's it!

You must enter by January 19th, 2007.

Here's how to enter...

1. Email your name and Anabolic-Pump receipt (from wherever you
purchased from) to [email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]>
.

2. Take Front picture (JPEG file) on Day 1 and then again every 4
weeks..DO NOT stick your stomach out on before and shots. Hold newspaper
in hand so date can be proven. On after pics DO try and make yourself
look good. Lighting is important so take a few pics so you can pick
the best. The goal is to make the best transformation in the shortest
amount of time. Even if you get a great transformation after a few
weeks, continue with the contest as you may win multiple categories
(i.e fastest transformation & overall winner).

3. Record your weight. Next week each person who enters will be
emailed a 1 page sheet so they can track their progress.

4. When you take final after pics simply email sheet (which is being
sent next week) along with pics to [email protected]
<mailto:[email protected]>
. This must be done by April 19th, 2007

Now to the fun part, the prizes!

Grand Prize to Overall Winner...Lifetime Supply of Anabolic-Pump

4 Runner-Up Prizes...1 year Supply Of Anabolic-Pump

These 4 runner-up prizes will go to the following category winners...

-Quickest Transformation

-Quickest Fat Loss

-Highest Amount Of Fat Loss

-Highest Amount Of Muscle Gained

We at USP Labs will judge contest and winners will be announced by
May 1, 2007. You don't have to write a stupid essay in this contest.
All you have to do is train and take Anabolic-Pump.

I look forward to seeing your entry

Best,

Jacob Geissler

P.S. Remember to email your name and Anabolic-Pump receipt to
[email protected]
right away!
 
Jayhawkk

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Dear Jacob,

I will take you up on this offer but please be prepared to send me that lifetime supply...


Your friend,
The Machine
 
prld2gr8ns

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Dear Jacob,

I will take you up on this offer but please be prepared to send me that lifetime supply...


Your friend,
The Machine
A machine that can transform huh, so are you Optimus or Megatron? Will you win thru the power of the matrix, or thru cunning attempts to decieve and trick all would be challengers?
 
Force of Green

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Dear Jacob,

I will take you up on this offer but please be prepared to send me that lifetime supply...


Your friend,
The Machine
I'll let you make sure the product is authentic before you'll be forwarding me the product.

Your friend,
The Force of Green

Green contains the powerful energies of nature, growth, desire to expand or increase. Balance and a sense of order are found in the color green. Change and transformation is necessary for growth, and so this ability to sustain changes is also a part of the energy of green.
 
Ziricote

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You must enjoy spending bucket loads of money Jacob ;P Most excellent competition.
 
Jayhawkk

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There will be no forwarding, just destroying.

Your friend,
The Dire one.
 

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Dear Jacob,

I will take you up on this offer but please be prepared to send me that lifetime supply...


Your friend,
The Machine

AM members Please do not take this prediction lightly. He is predicting a win without hesitation.
 

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You must enjoy spending bucket loads of money Jacob ;P Most excellent competition.
I truly hope this sparks a movement in the New Machine Mentality..Never stop just conquer even when the contest ends!
 
Ziricote

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I truly hope this sparks a movement in the New Machine Mentality..Never stop just conquer even when the contest ends!
The war never ends...take the battle into no-mans land and beyond!
o_O

I'll take it us reps are excluded from taking part, lucky for all you other participants...when I get a whiff of motivation nothing can stop me! Just be glad that for the majority I'm highly unmotivated...
 
Force of Green

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Ego only gets one so far. You guys chat away, I'm going to hit the speed bag and ergometer.
 

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Retail outlets will have it SOON! Just forward receipt from retailer to enter.
 
prld2gr8ns

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Retail outlets will have it SOON! Just forward receipt from retailer to enter.
Oooooh, that's good to see. Does this me we should start seeing some pre-sales pretty soon?
 
Jayhawkk

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You hit the speed bag while I chow down on my KFC and finish fattening up before the contest starts. Ego only gets you so far but smart thinking gets you further.
 
Force of Green

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You hit the speed bag while I chow down on my KFC and finish fattening up before the contest starts. Ego only gets you so far but smart thinking gets you further.
Hahaha, mmmm. KFC. Killed From Cholesterol... God I miss fast food!
 
Force of Green

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You too. I gotta find the charger to my fricken camera!
 
lbarber

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Can we use the beta powder to enter the competition? I wasn't planning on buying anabolic-pump until I ran out of the 300 grams I purchased off of Nutra Planet.

Also, seeing how I'm 17, and turn 18 in march, would I have a shot at winning the grand prize since the contest winners will not be announced until May 1, 2007?

If so, and seeing how I'm a pitcher, I'll shut out any opposing person, and win! :bruce1:
 
Force of Green

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If so, and seeing how I'm a pitcher, I'll shut out any opposing person, and win! :bruce1:
What does that mean? I know there's a possibility of a pitcher causing a shut out... But, I dunno... Maybe my humor's too dry?
 
lbarber

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lol, pitcher emphasizing the aspect of controlling one's own destiny, and shutting out meaning, well...

"Can't touch this!"

[nomedia="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wUrtGEV6ik"]YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.[/nomedia]

Basically, I strike fear into the unknown, casting shadows on the sun-dropping thunderous tides of melancholy serpents in an effort to reign supreme... Good luck, and good day, happy new years...
:dance: lol...
 
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You hit the speed bag while I chow down on my KFC and finish fattening up before the contest starts. Ego only gets you so far but smart thinking gets you further.

What, no Chex?
 
cliffy downtown

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the prize will be mine!!!!!:head:
I plan on entering this competion and improving on my already awesome physique:bb:
 

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Dear Jacob,

I will take you up on this offer but please be prepared to send me that lifetime supply...


Your friend,
The Machine
I MUST BREAK YOU


that lifetime supply might go to ur house.. but only when the mailmans truck is driving by towards my place...
 

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definetely in....just need to buy my AP...last time ill have to buy it for the rest of my life :twisted:
 
lbarber

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Can we use the beta powder to enter the competition? I wasn't planning on buying anabolic-pump until I ran out of the 300 grams I purchased off of Nutra Planet.

Also, seeing how I'm 17, and turn 18 in march, would I have a shot at winning the grand prize since the contest winners will not be announced until May 1, 2007?

Bump on the Beta Powder/age question?

Edit: Ordered anabolic-pump
 
Ziricote

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USPLabs Competition Form

Just incase some of you are wondering about the form you are supposed to use to fill in for this it can be found here (right click and save as) - http://www.usplabsdirect.com/APcontest.pdf

Alternatively you can locate it by right clicking and 'save as' the picture of Anabolic-Pump bottles at the USPLabsDirect main page
 

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