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Alarm 2.0

No, this isn't a new Image Sports product. (*cough* thanks god *cough*)
As OP of the http://anabolicminds.com/forum/supplements/248523-stim-junkie-strategys.html I have definetly tried some stuff.
Still, I am always looking to try new things.
With the vacation now gone, I have a hard time getting up.
Even though I usually jump out of bed at 6am, I now notice the school really taking it's toll on me.
With so much things still needing attention in the mornings (pack lunch, walk dog, etc.) being groggy isn't exactly ideal.
Plenty of Thermogenics do the trick nicely, but always take too long to kick in.
By the time you truly feel the heat and energy kicking in, your'e already hurrying.
This got me wondering: "Isn't there a way to improve this dreaded morning ritual?"
And I found it.
Read along.

1. Prepare for Tomorrow
Just before you go to sleep, put a glass of water on your nightstand.
Put your Thermogenic next to it.
Don't mix it up yet, some compounds destabilize during the night.

2. Set your alarm 30 min. earlier than normal
(So if you want to wake up at 6:00 set your alarm for 5:30)
Make sure you adjust the volume to something that wakes you up, but doesn't kick you in the face.
The snooze time should be approximately 30 minutes.

3. Sleep for the desired number of hours

4. When the alarm goes off...
...Press the snooze button, and try to pour a scoop in your glass of water while sleep drunk.
Watch out while drinking, you don't want to spill Fruit Punch all over your bed.

Then, when the alarm goes off the second time...
JUMP OUT OF BED AND GOOD STIMMY F*cking MORNING!

Sorry if this was lengthier than it needs to be, but in my enthousiasm I couldn't resist it.
 

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