Another emergency...laugh first, but then please help

[baham99]

I posted earlier about the appetite...today, another real bad thing just happened. This girl I've been seeing, (who I suspected was a virgin), gave herself to me for the first time. I've been waiting for this moment for awhile with her...(almost 2 weeks )...but something happened between us and she was finally ready. GUESS HWAT!!!! When it came down to the moment of truth...I could NOT get it up for my life. She started crying...at first I didn't know why...in retrospect, I figured it out. She said something like "this is all wrong...I just wanted you to be happy..."

BROS!!!! I not only blew it for myself, I ruined her first time (attempted first time)!!!! This is what I need...I did a search but couldn't find it...is there a well written article, or lengthy product description for 1-test that specifically mentions this symptoms? (I know this problem is way bigger than that...but I need to show her something credible so she doesn't feel it's her.) Btw, I snuck 50mg of Viagra into my mouth...(still had NOTHING.) I don't know what's wrong with me...but I need a nice article of any anabolic product that can provide her with some soundness of mind that the defect is within me. This jsut happened a few hours ago...please help!

 

[destro19]

My nuts have gotten tight after 4 weeks but Ive never had a hard time getting hard.  Now sometimes It took a longer time to nut but I guess that wasnt that bad, for her atleast.

 

[wardog]

Okay buddy, #1 1-test kills your libido. I would have hoped you knew that..if you researched. Now to fix this issue during the cycle, you need to add 4-AD.

Second, for the viagra fix..with limited notice, this is what ya do. Pop one viagra, then CHEW the second one (no bitching they taste like ****, shut up and chew) This helps the viagra hit much faster and stronger, you will have a piece of iron in about 15 minutes.

Last but not least, you may have been nervous. That can affect Mr. Happy.

PS I am sure she is very unhappy right now. As an admin here, I am willing to go the extra mile for my fellow members. Give me her address, and I will go right over and cheer her up. I do doubt she will ever return to you after that, but you will know she is happy, which..if you care for this girl..is the important thing, that she is happy...with Wardog.

 

[windwords7]

LMAO!!

 

[baham99]

LMAO!!!!!!!!! Man, my 4ad is way up there...1:2 to 1:3...so this really shouldn't have been a problem. However, is there an article on this that I can show her? Hell, I'll even tell her I'm doing Deca and Fina if that's what it takes. I just don't want her to be upset for life. Where can i find the best article that sounds official?

 

[locoangmo]

Dude...With the 4AD your taking you should be hard with a stiff wind! I think this is in your head...Relax and try again.

 

[wardog]

Jesus! It just happened a few minutes ago..right? Go into the bathroom, chew a second viagra, and go make things right. Tell her you were nervous because it is your first time with her, and she is prettier than any woman you have ever been with, and it made you nervous. Make UP some bullshit, I don't care..it isnt hard. Just go chew the viagra, get off the boards, and go make it right..damn, it really isnt that hard... I forgot..thats YOUR problem, isnt it?

 

[wardog]

sorry, hours ago..big deal. Go fix it

 

[baham99]

I left her Dorm already...drove home. She was crying, and when she stopped she wanted some time to sort things out, "alone". It didnt' hit me that I had just ruined the first possible magic moment of her life. Right now I don't know what's wrong with me cuz people say a quarter or a third of a 100 mg pill should be plenty. (I had half.)


I just wrote her this email...

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What I'm about to tell you is kind of embarrassing, but it will probably
ease your mind. What happened to me is typical of any user of the supplement
1-Test. It's a weightlifting supplement that carries "this" as its main
side-effect. While it increases strength, it shuts down natural production
of one's testosterone. If you combine it with another drug, called
4-androstenediol, a precursor to testosterone, you should be okay....but
obviously it's not 100%. (btw, don't worry, it's all over the counter GNC
stuff!). This is a frequent problem with weight-lifting...and added to the
fact that I was also nervous with you (cuz I was so into you and didn't want
to do the wrong thing, and didn't know if you were okay with what I was
doing )...well, you get the picture.

This shouldn't be relevant since it is the smallest part of other
issues...like if we're at all compatible, if any amount of feelings make it
worthwhile, or if it's practical for us to see each other at all. These are
legitmate things I know you're sorting out, but I only wanted to give you
the facts to the one thing that really upsetted you. I feel like a boy who
ran over his favorite hamster on his bicycle when I think about how I made
you feel...to care about you, want you, and fail you, it's horrible...but
please understand it was due to chemcials, and physiology, and nothing more.
You said "it's all wrong"...I could probably cry replaying that sentence in
my head. What happened wasn't picture perfect...but I'm thankful for every
moment I get to spend with you...regardless of the outcome. I'm so sorry for
what happened...but I don't regret it at all...not one bit. I hope you can
do the same. Thing's that happen don't have to mean something, they're just
things, like the color of grass and the sky. What truly matters are the
things people *feel*, and the feelings people share. If you believe that,
and can set aside uncertainty, fear, and logic for one second...then in that
second you will be absolutely peaceful.

Always thinkin of you...

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How sappy am I...well, i had a hunch this is gonna get moved to the off topics soon... Anyone has a "formal" 1-test side effects article??????????

Btw, Wardog, if she don't buy what I just said, you can have her man!

 

[Biggs]

PS I am sure she is very unhappy right now. As an admin here, I am willing to go the extra mile for my fellow members. Give me her address, and I will go right over and cheer her up. I do doubt she will ever return to you after that, but you will know she is happy, which..if you care for this girl..is the important thing, that she is happy...with Wardog.

LOL... in all seriousness, good luck with this situation bud... this is "touchy" business... heheh

 

[aheadlan]

Just call her tonight and say; "Now that you know...I can't let you live."

Seriously, it was probably just the gravity of the situation preying on your nerves.

 

[wardog]

Already had her bro. Sorry, she didn't get the email before I got her

 

[bigpetefox]

It's all nerves, brother..

Besides, if it gets that nervous, I'd invest in some Cialis.. Makes Viagra look like a Flintstones Chewable..

 

[G.E.SUPERHUMAN]

My nuts have gotten tight after 4 weeks but Ive never had a hard time getting hard.  Now sometimes It took a longer time to nut but I guess that wasnt that bad, for her atleast.

HAA HAAAAAA HAAAAA
LOLZ, WHEN I SEE U IN THE GYM IM GONNA LAUGH RAISEN NUTS, MY NUTS ARE LIKE STONE I DID A GRAM OF SUS FOR LIKE 8 WEEKS AND MINE DIDNT SHRINK AT ALL, ALTHOUGH MY NIPS GOT A LITTLE SORE

 

[RJJ]

Ok gotta aske the obvious what are you doing with Viagra and not able to get it up when you are so young?

You might want to check with a Dr.

 

[Andy2k]

You taking ephedrine or anything similar? these will give you the shrinkydinky effect (I'll not make that mistake again) - avoid ECA or any other vasoconstrictors.

 

[curt2go]

Man that is funny.. Sorry... Not sure what to say.. But right now I finished my cycle 4 weeks ago and have been on eca since and it is very hard to get it up. Its time to get off the eca anyways so we will see if that helps.. I'm married so its not really a big deal.. i do what i can... hehehe. Talk to ya

 

[Sir Foxx]

Maybe your gay

No seriously, its all in your head. Thats a lot of pressure to be someones first. Just make her feel special, and it will sort itself out.

 

[andro69]

Performance anxiety. It happens to the best of us....err......uh......luckily it hasn't happened to me but......you'll get through it.

 

[baham99]

Guys, thanks for all feedback...the good and the bad. I'm just pissed cuz I thought large doses of Viagra was supposed to make you hard automatically. I didn't know you *still* had to naturally relax and get aroused...I mean, why can't it *induce* erections, instead of just enhancing them?

 

[bigpetefox]

Viagra does nothing for libido, only helps blood flow..

 

[CableMan67]

Gotta get the blood vessels relaxed and have the blood flow into Mr Happy!!!

More Blood, bigger Hard On!!!

 

[Iron Warrior]

Keep your head up bro, it's not the end of the world. If this girl really loves you than you'll get a second chance to take her virginity. BTW, you're lucky you get to devirginize a girl. The ones I've had weren't virgins

 

[dr.mattdogg]

yeah man this is quite a nice situation ur in. DONT **** IT UP LOL. most guys dont get this chance, luckily ive had one virgin. but anyways im accounting it to axiety. have u ever had this problem before? and u were saying above that viagra should induce erections, did this girl not get u aroused. maybe u are gay

 

[andro69]

did this girl not get u aroused. maybe u are gay

Ouch!!

 

[baham99]

lol Nah, if I was gay I think it would've worked, cuz I would've been relaxed...I was just mad nervous thinkin about my shiznit...man, next time, I'm just gonna lie back and let her do the work. Everytime I'm doing everything I can to make the girl feel good, I'm always supporting myself on my arms grinding away, and it kills my ability to get it up or keep it up. It's like doin pushups. So...less physical exertion is probably what I need. Going to the gym a lot kills my libido too. (As for this particular girl, I'm pretty sure it's done with. I think her bubble of fascination for me has completely popped after the awkwardness.)

 

[wardog]

Naaa, the bubble of facination popped when she met me

 

[baham99]

Naaa, the bubble of facination popped when she met me

Oh yeah...Wardog True dat. she did bring you up. She said you were the best, wicked hard, lasted a long time, and probably the only guy small enough not to have hurt her at all.

 

[wardog]

Touche! Nice

 

[Nutz]

I feel like a boy who ran over his favorite hampster on a bicycle...

OMFG, I don't think I've laughed out loud that much sicnce sitting stoned in the middle of nowhere figuring out the plot for my giant fish related movie with a girl. I guess you had to be there, but I assure you, she was in tears.

wait, is that a good thing? :saw:


soz for ya bro, but you reall do have a way with words, hope it turnt out good. had to bump because of that statment

 

[db682]

This is fucking great!!! I havent laughed so hard in awhile.
Bro, are you a virgin yourself? I remember my first time and I was sweating my ass off trying to make sure I didnt look like a fool. Lucky for me it got up and performed beyond the call of duty.
Ive cycled 1-test in the past and Im currently cycling 1-test and 4-AD at so psycho doses and I still have a happy wife (shes probably running on over to Wardogs place but thats another thread). I too have a full prescription bottle of Viagra and Ive only used it once (I didnt need it, we just wanted to give it a whirl) but that **** turned my johnson from a 50hp to a 500hp in minutes. At the same time my face turned red like a whore house lightbulb. The **** works. Youve got issues bro.

I dont know what to tell you except Im glad im not wearing your pants. Man, I hope that chick doesnt run and tell her friends or youll be like that guy from American Pie who blew his load to early and everyone found out except this is probably worse.

Good Luck bro,
db

PS. You better practice with that bad boy and put some life back into him, if you know what I mean.

 

[goin_big]

maybe your gay, hahaha, I wanted to post that but somebody stole it. Anyways, if she can't understand then she's the wrong girl for you ain't she Good luck.

 

[corpsedub]

go pop a few tribulus caps and get it on!

 

[bigpetefox]

Uh, old topic brothers..

 

[baham99]

oh my gosh...haven't come here in weeks and I see there are still laughs at my expense. Man...that girl feels like ancient history by now...by let me tell ya, 100 mg of viagra these days works like a charm. Haven't tried cialis yet. Now let's officially put this thread to rest.

 

[maggmaster]

Consider it rested

 

[Rictor33]

wait, b4 u put this thread to rest do you plan to go back and avenge your former (limpdicked) self. Please tell me your going to go back and seal the fucking deal man.

 

[baham99]

Hopefully after this response a mod can close the thread.

This happened months ago...there's been many people since her...so this isn't worth rehashing. But to offer closure to those who like gossip, what happened was finals time started rolling around. We talked less frequently, and she seemed distant. After awhile more typical relationship issues arose...not spending time together usually fosters jealousy and resentment. Finally we decided it wasn't worth it. She graduated so she moved back home, as did I. That's about it...it sucks to not get with a girl simply because of physical limitations...especially when she is not only so willing but desiring...this will never happen again in the future though thanks to pfizer in large doses.

can we close thread now?

 

[bigpetefox]

Originally posted by baham99
Hopefully after this response a mod can close the thread. 

Done, brother!!