Vegan single mum drinks sperm smoothies every morning to give her energy

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Vegan single mum drinks sperm smoothies every morning to give her energy

It’s an unconventional start to the day, but this woman swears by gulping down a smoothie every morning, with the key ingredient being… a teaspoonful of sperm.

29-year-old Tracy Kiss has been drinking the interesting concoction for the past month, saying it’s boosted both her mood and her immunity.

The mum-of-two is currently single, so harvests her sperm from her best friend – or rather, he harvests it and delivers it to her up to three times a week.

What are friends for, eh?

Tracy – who’s vegan – stores it in tubs in the fridge with the rest of her groceries.

The mum-of-two from Buckinghamshire then whizzes the batch up into a smoothie, with complementary ingredients such as bananas, seeds and almond milk.

‘I’d been feeling run down and had no energy, but now I’m full of beans and my mood has improved,’ says Tracy.

The personal trainer and qualified nutritional adviser claims that sperm contains lots of vitamins and minerals – including B12, which vegans like herself lack in their diets.

Should we all be including sperm in our diets?
It should be noted that while Tracy raves about her sperm concoctions, medical professionals would argue otherwise.
But GP Dr Sarah Jarvis advises against the use of sperm as a dietary supplement, saying that it is devoid of nutrients.
‘There is absolutely no nutritional value to semen,’ she said. ‘A better way for vegans to get extra protein would be through foods like nuts.’
Nutritional value aside for a moment, just how does this unusual ingredient alter the taste of her breakfast drink?

‘Every batch tastes different, depending on what he’s been eating,’ she reveals. ‘If he’s been drinking alcohol or eaten something particularly pungent like asparagus, I ask him to give me a heads up so I know not to drink it neat.’
‘Things like pineapple and peppermint make it taste better, but I’ll happily take it straight off a spoon usually.’

Tracy says she understands it may seem off-putting – but the results are worth it.

‘People are so weird about sperm when in actual fact a teaspoon is filled with amazing goodness,’ she says.

The single mum is actually no stranger to incorporating sperm into her daily routine – she’s been slathering it on her face since last year, when she discovered it made a brilliant facial, and she now credits it for improving her complexion.

Unsurprisingly, Tracy’s friend and sperm supplier initially had qualms about being her own personal sperm machine.

‘When I first approached him, he was concerned I’d use it to impregnate myself,’ she admits. ‘But once I’d convinced him it was for my beauty regime he agreed – after all, he has a regular supply at hand!’

As for the risks involved? ‘I know he’s healthy, doesn’t smoke, drink or do drugs and I made him have an STI check,’ she says.

‘My other mates think I’m strange, but I don’t give a toss.’

Luckily for Tracy’s pal, she’s keen to find a partner who will take over from him. After three years of being single, she is looking for love.
Her goals?

‘I want a relationship where my partner asks if I want one shot or two shots of sperm in my smoothie each morning!’

Don’t we all?

Read more: Vegan single mum drinks sperm smoothies every morning for her health | Metro News
 

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On one hand she says the donor doesn't drink then says she asks for a heads up if he's been drinking alcohol!
Fake news!
 
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Wouldn't this be semen not sperm? .........
 

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So many crude comments, so little time...


Seriously, "tubs" of semen? The guy should be in porn.
 
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He's just "harvesting" (their words, not mine) it regularly for her? She's not paying him for it or at least helping him with the process? Unless he has some fetish where knowing that she'll be drinking it gets him off, what's he getting out of this?
 

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Like you need a reason to jerk off?
Waste not, want not.
 
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After this article there's probably a line of guys waiting outside her house ready to make a direct deposit into her bank
 
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‘A better way for vegans to get extra protein would be through foods like nuts.’

Technically she's already doing that...
 
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I thought when you are vegan you don't eat anything from animals? Also the amount of sperm you would need to supplement the adult body would be astonishing lol
 
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Has anyone watched the video? I got an advertisement for Disney, which is sort of weird for a video of a woman swallowing semen right? Who is their target demographic here? She says that a tsp of semen contains “200 proteins.” What does that even mean? It's sure as hell not 200g protein, because that's impossible. Do people really need an excuse to swallow nowadays? Just admit you like swallowing and don't try to pretend it's some “superfood.” We won't judge.
 
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I thought when you are vegan you don't eat anything from animals? Also the amount of sperm you would need to supplement the adult body would be astonishing lol
Or just an average Friday night for some people.
 
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If this dude is unable to bang her on the reg, he has issues
 

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Clearly she could forage for herself if needed...

httpsX://vip.tracykiss. Xcom/scene/6679596/a-cheeky-banana


Remove X's and space, I don't have enough posts to post a link.
 
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Veganism isn't about avoiding animal products, it's about agency. Humans have agency over their body, animals raised as foodstuffs do not.
 
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29-year-old Tracy Kiss has been drinking the interesting concoction for the past month, saying it’s boosted both her mood and her immunity.
So why doesn't it work on hookers? Are they overdosing?
 
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Veganism isn't about avoiding animal products, it's about agency. Humans have agency over their body, animals raised as foodstuffs do not.
So that means that there's an argument for vegans being able to be cannibals before eating meat, drinking milk, or eating honey, since a person can hypothetically give permission for someone to eat them after they are dead?
 
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Veganism isn't about avoiding animal products, it's about agency. Humans have agency over their body, animals raised as foodstuffs do not.
How about roadkill for vegans?
 
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Veganism isn't about avoiding animal products, it's about agency. Humans have agency over their body, animals raised as foodstuffs do not.
Plants have cognition. Well documented. Do they not have "agency" over their physical bodies than too? Or are we going to start arguing souls?

*Y'all can argue about that cum guzzler, im gonna turn this into another vegan/paleo argument*
 

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Has anyone watched the video? I got an advertisement for Disney, which is sort of weird for a video of a woman swallowing semen right? Who is their target demographic here? She says that a tsp of semen contains “200 proteins.” What does that even mean? It's sure as hell not 200g protein, because that's impossible. Do people really need an excuse to swallow nowadays? Just admit you like swallowing and don't try to pretend it's some “superfood.” We won't judge.
Lol
200 protein molecules?
 

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So that means that there's an argument for vegans being able to be cannibals before eating meat, drinking milk, or eating honey, since a person can hypothetically give permission for someone to eat them after they are dead?
Hypothetically, yes. But who says they have to be dead?
 

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Plants have cognition. Well documented. Do they not have "agency" over their physical bodies than too? Or are we going to start arguing souls?

*Y'all can argue about that cum guzzler, im gonna turn this into another vegan/paleo argument*
Sentience is the differentiating factor. There are arguments for the inclusion of oysters, etc in a vegan diet.
 
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Sentience is the differentiating factor. There are arguments for the inclusion of oysters, etc in a vegan diet.
What about animals that are already dead (and not killed intentionally by humans)? Something like roadkill that's been mentioned ITT, or an animal that dies of natural causes, is killed by another animal, etc?
 
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What do you call a hooker with a runny nose???

Full.
LOL! But with a nice skin tone and immune enhanced from the sperm, right? LOL
 
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What about animals that are already dead (and not killed intentionally by humans)? Something like roadkill that's been mentioned ITT, or an animal that dies of natural causes, is killed by another animal, etc?
Vegan vultures, LOL
 

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What about animals that are already dead (and not killed intentionally by humans)? Something like roadkill that's been mentioned ITT, or an animal that dies of natural causes, is killed by another animal, etc?
Does anyone eat carrion?

I imagine the general consensus would be no, because greater utility will be gained by allowing scavengers to eat the carcasses.
 
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Does anyone eat carrion?

I imagine the general consensus would be no, because greater utility will be gained by allowing scavengers to eat the carcasses.
Greater utility? Does everything vegans do maximize utility? Do vegans use paper goods? Wouldn't the "greater utility" be not chopping down trees? Mining for metals used in the technology we all, vegans included, use every day, which can have a significant impact on the environment? What is this "greater utility?" Should I not eat fruits that grow in my yard so that "better utility" can be gained by allowing the animals to eat it instead?
 

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Greater utility? Does everything vegans do maximize utility? Do vegans use paper goods? Wouldn't the "greater utility" be not chopping down trees? Mining for metals used in the technology we all, vegans included, use every day, which can have a significant impact on the environment? What is this "greater utility?" Should I not eat fruits that grow in my yard so that "better utility" can be gained by allowing the animals to eat it instead?
There's no blanket answer. Nor an ultimate right or wrong answer. If you continue examining this through the utilitarian framework you'll reach the conclusion that the total consequence of actions can never be known.

You have identified a weakness of utilitarianism and are trying to ask the question that all moral philosophies have been attempting to answer for thousands of years: "how does one determine right and wrong action?"


The main philosophical argument in favor of veganism does utilize the utilitarian framework but does not attempt to maximize utility, but to reduce suffering while participating in modern society. The most effective and easiest way to do so is to adopt a vegan diet.

If you want to learn more about the utilitarian argument for veganism / animal rights find a copy of Animal Liberation by Peter Singer. It will definitely be available at all major libraries.

And of course there are a number of valid criticisms of Singer's argument but, again, there is no ultimate right or wrong.
 
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Does her Tinder profile say, "Enjoys a cum smoothie every morning"? Would imagine her getting a lot of right swipes...
 

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