I'm from San Jose bro. Let me give you some info.
1. Rent is freakin high. You may need a second job like most. Median income house is $520,000 last time I checked.
2. Most chicks are stuck up unless you get them drunk.
3. There's lots of **** to do around here.
4. San Jose is the safest big city in the nation.
5. Traffic is a bitch.
6. Most people here are cool and laid back.
7. It does get a little cold during the winter.
8. Do not rely on public transportation, it's extremely horrible and expensive.
9. The best strip club is Centerfolds in San Francisco, but San Jose's Pink Poodle ain't far behind.