We suck.
We know you're all super pumped to try the new Riot and Carna formulas- we want them in our gym bags, too. We're trying to do something really innovative with the packaging, however, and the labels are proving to be real a$$holes.
In short, it's gonna be another week before the new formulas go on sale. By way of apology, we're gonna hit you with so many awesome deals you won't even notice we kicked you in the proverbial nuts with bad news.
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