SNO Caption Contest ~ Win a tub of Chaos and Pain CANNIBAL

[SNOman]

SNO CAPTION CONTEST!!
Win a free tub of CHAOS AND PAIN CANNIBAL FEROX
Enter as many times as you like . Winner will be picked Thursday 4/24.
Second place winner will get a SNO shirt or Blender bottle

 

[Piston Honda]

The answer to "what's on the other side of a glory hole?"

 

[thelast10]

"No Means Yes"

 

[thelast10]

"Craigslist Killer 3.0" "I Sharted" " "Alternating between my right and left hand"

 

[fast00]

1."Because Yes."

2."Well the buff dude at the gym told me"

 

[burgerkingguy]

Shortly after joining the "Bloods" Juan Pablo confused Crips for Crabs.

 

[burgerkingguy]

A former Carolina Panther linebacker in public before the NFL bounty scandal.

 

[mountainman33]

Julio's friends told him "dude, scaring tables isn't a profession".

 

[dustinfz6r]

"I Got Crabs"

 

[booneman77]

"I break legs, but don't train them"
"Is there something in my mustache?"
"This isn't my first experience with crabs"

 

[mw1]

Shortly after joining the "Bloods" Juan Pablo confused Crips for Crabs.

lol

 

[thelast10]

"His only shot at ever getting crabs"

 

[ODoyle99]

Please hurry, I need to eat within 15 more minutes so I don't miss the anabolic window. Don't want my biceps day to be a waste!

 

[Beau]

"My hands are below the table because I am mastrurbating like a Rhesus Monkey"

 

[yellowranger]

"Sorry I have a boyfriend"

 

[booneman77]

"No means yes"

 

[Beau]

"Some beech took the steecker off my hat, and steel I smile"

 

[thelast10]

"No means yes"

Great minds think alike! Look at post #3...

 

[booneman77]

Great minds think alike! Look at post #3...

haha whoops. I was gonna put "and yes means anal" as well but thought that might be too much ha

 

[cumminslifter]

what you dont know is, im getting a blowy under the table

 

[Piston Honda]

what you dont know is, im getting a blowy under the table

Good for you, now add a caption to the picture

 

[thelast10]

haha whoops. I was gonna put "and yes means anal" as well but thought that might be too much ha

That was from a Law an Order SVU episode rite? With some rapey frat douches? Lol

 

[booneman77]

That was from a Law an Order SVU episode rite? With some rapey frat douches? Lol

no idea where it came from originally... think i heard it somewhere in college. and the rape sloth of course.

 

[cumminslifter]

Good for you, now add a caption to the picture

o sorry, i thought this was show and tell

 

[fast00]

"I smile when i see a fresh piece of ass"
Lol quote to that pic

 

[Bengal]

Channel ABZ new update authorities say this man is reponisible for the deaths of up to 4 truckers. He has been know to pose as a Lot Lizard at the truck stop by the crab shack. Authorities say they have found the bodies in this bay, partially eaten by crabs.

 

[ODoyle99]

Yes, I'm walking really funny but no..I haven't trained legs in months.

 

[Beau]

"Rubbing drawn butter on my genitals makes me smile"

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

"Worst pickup lines, and GO"

 

[SNOman]

Keep them coming!

 

[booneman77]

"when I think about you, i touch myself"

 

[Beau]

"One night Michelle Obama was drunk and we did A2M"

 

[thelast10]

"Planet Fitness is the chit"

 

[pete8407]

"My boyfriends tripod is now a stump"

 

[pete8407]

"Don't let me tongue punch your ol' lady's fart box"

 

[cumminslifter]

i dont just break legs, i spread em

 

[FL3X MAGNUM]

I've taken it upon myself to make you a meme:

 

[reps4jesus]

"My dick is spectacularly average"

 

[TKC432]

No thanks......I make my own dippin sauce

 

[TKC432]

"You like a da juice .... ha? .... Juice is good?.....You want a more juice? .... I make a you more juice "

 

[booneman77]

"Si senior..."

 

[Beau]

"I think my small shoulders tend to make my dome look massive"

 

[kenpoengineer]

I tried to be a mafia money collection agent but decided I better eat first!

 

[mountainman33]

"I just sh!t my pants"

 

[booneman77]

"I swear it was the dog"

 

[pete8407]

"Hello my name is Juan and I'm a crab-a-holic"

 

[CT3]

"I'm training to be a cage fighter"
"Vote for Pedro"
"What does the crab say?"

 

[booneman77]

"I just can't stop scratching"

 

[Beau]

"I jeest shoved an entire seafood salad down the front of my chinos. Ess kinda nice."

 

[mountainman33]

"I don't know who to tell first that Justin Bieber is blowing me right now!"