CNPJamie
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Yo guys! I thought I'd clue everyone in on what we have in the pipeline and give you a little teaser as to their formulas. I won't be giving full formulas, as I may have had a formula stolen and (thankfully) botched by a big supplement company after getting a little overexicted while speaking to the company's president.
There are also a couple of products that have yet to be named, so I thought it might be cool to give you guys the opportunity to chime in on what you like best, or suggest other names.
Here's some of what you have to look forward to:
Cannibal Predator- Ketogenic diet support supplement. This bad boy will contain ample amounts of Cinnulin-PF, Alpha Lipoic Acid, Chromium Polynicotinate, Banaba Extract, and a couple of other things that will slam you into ketosis like John Cena tossing you off the Empire State building into a lake of melted butter.
Tweaker Fat Burner- Very Stim Heavy / Alternative to Inferno and Ferox. As much as I like burning fat without feeling like I'm having a heart attack, every now and again I like to spazz out like I've been on a weeklong party bender with FARC militiamen in the Colombian jungle. As such, this unnamed product is going to contain Acacia Rigidula, Hordenine HCL, Higenamine, β-phenethylamine, and a pile of other heart-stuttering goodness. Just keep it away from your grandma unless you want to come into your inheritance early.
Potential Names for tweaker product:
Cannibal Conflagration
Cannibal Combustion
Cannibal Tweak
Cannibal Blaze
Cannibal Abbadon
Cannibal Psycho
Testosterone Booster / Sex Aid- This unnamed product is gonna rock anything and everything that will jack up test levels and suppress estrogen (note the LACK of fenugreek... I got cho backs!). Some of the ingredients: D-aspartic Acid, Curculigo Orchioides, N-Carbamyl Glutamate, Ashwagandha, and Long Jack.
Potential Names for the test booster:
Cannibal Fury
Cannibal Furor
Cannibal Caligula
Cannibal Rage
Amazon- Female Hormone Regulator / PMS Product- I actually formulated this for a friend who is an elite powerlifter, and her boyfriend has thanked me repeatedly. Not only does she lift better on this, but she's much happier during shark week- less cramping, less moodiness, the whole lot is covered. I know taht many of you think this might be a goof, but it seriously works. Some of the ingredients: Dandelion Root Extract, DHEA, Potassium, Electrolytes, Charcoal, P5P, white willow bark, and a bunch of other awesome.
Creative Racetam Product, Aniractam/Oxiracetam blend- Noots are my favorite kind of supplements, and I have got a bunch of badass ideas based on my own experimentation with them. This one is specifically designed for creatives- people who write, draw, or play music, or for anyone who wants better verbal fluiditiy and logic in the course of the day. Some of the mind-altering ingredients: Aniracetam, Oxiracetam, and PEA, in addition to a few other goodies. This bad boy will be stackable with Genius, so there's not much crossover in ingredients.
Potential Names:
Cannibal Davinci
Cannibal Polymath
Cannibal Neanderthal (had bigger brains than homo sapiens and created the oldest art in the world by 4000 years)
Thyroid Fat Burner- This thing is going to allow you guys to attack your fat from two angles- norepinephrine with the stims and thyroid with this product. The first ingredient isn't being used by anyone, to my knowledge, and is a novel stimulant kind of like DMAA that is VERY dopaminergic. Since no one else is using it, I'll keep that under wraps, but the two ingredients I will mention are the big thyroid movers- 3,5-Diiodo-L-Tyrosine and 3,5-Diiodo-L-Thyronine. For those of you who will invariably question my wisdom in omitting 3,3... it doesn't work. Plain and simple. Pubmed has my back if you feel like looking it up for yourself.
Potential Names:
Cannibal Claw
Cannibal Maul
Cannibal Slice
Also in the mix are:
There are also a couple of products that have yet to be named, so I thought it might be cool to give you guys the opportunity to chime in on what you like best, or suggest other names.
Here's some of what you have to look forward to:
Cannibal Predator- Ketogenic diet support supplement. This bad boy will contain ample amounts of Cinnulin-PF, Alpha Lipoic Acid, Chromium Polynicotinate, Banaba Extract, and a couple of other things that will slam you into ketosis like John Cena tossing you off the Empire State building into a lake of melted butter.
Tweaker Fat Burner- Very Stim Heavy / Alternative to Inferno and Ferox. As much as I like burning fat without feeling like I'm having a heart attack, every now and again I like to spazz out like I've been on a weeklong party bender with FARC militiamen in the Colombian jungle. As such, this unnamed product is going to contain Acacia Rigidula, Hordenine HCL, Higenamine, β-phenethylamine, and a pile of other heart-stuttering goodness. Just keep it away from your grandma unless you want to come into your inheritance early.
Potential Names for tweaker product:
Cannibal Conflagration
Cannibal Combustion
Cannibal Tweak
Cannibal Blaze
Cannibal Abbadon
Cannibal Psycho
Testosterone Booster / Sex Aid- This unnamed product is gonna rock anything and everything that will jack up test levels and suppress estrogen (note the LACK of fenugreek... I got cho backs!). Some of the ingredients: D-aspartic Acid, Curculigo Orchioides, N-Carbamyl Glutamate, Ashwagandha, and Long Jack.
Potential Names for the test booster:
Cannibal Fury
Cannibal Furor
Cannibal Caligula
Cannibal Rage
Amazon- Female Hormone Regulator / PMS Product- I actually formulated this for a friend who is an elite powerlifter, and her boyfriend has thanked me repeatedly. Not only does she lift better on this, but she's much happier during shark week- less cramping, less moodiness, the whole lot is covered. I know taht many of you think this might be a goof, but it seriously works. Some of the ingredients: Dandelion Root Extract, DHEA, Potassium, Electrolytes, Charcoal, P5P, white willow bark, and a bunch of other awesome.
Creative Racetam Product, Aniractam/Oxiracetam blend- Noots are my favorite kind of supplements, and I have got a bunch of badass ideas based on my own experimentation with them. This one is specifically designed for creatives- people who write, draw, or play music, or for anyone who wants better verbal fluiditiy and logic in the course of the day. Some of the mind-altering ingredients: Aniracetam, Oxiracetam, and PEA, in addition to a few other goodies. This bad boy will be stackable with Genius, so there's not much crossover in ingredients.
Potential Names:
Cannibal Davinci
Cannibal Polymath
Cannibal Neanderthal (had bigger brains than homo sapiens and created the oldest art in the world by 4000 years)
Thyroid Fat Burner- This thing is going to allow you guys to attack your fat from two angles- norepinephrine with the stims and thyroid with this product. The first ingredient isn't being used by anyone, to my knowledge, and is a novel stimulant kind of like DMAA that is VERY dopaminergic. Since no one else is using it, I'll keep that under wraps, but the two ingredients I will mention are the big thyroid movers- 3,5-Diiodo-L-Tyrosine and 3,5-Diiodo-L-Thyronine. For those of you who will invariably question my wisdom in omitting 3,3... it doesn't work. Plain and simple. Pubmed has my back if you feel like looking it up for yourself.
Potential Names:
Cannibal Claw
Cannibal Maul
Cannibal Slice
Also in the mix are:
- Cannibal Savage, an IGF-1 precursor product
- Cannibal Coma, a sleep aid/growth hormone booster
- Cannibal Fuel, a protein powder based on the amino acid profile of human flesh. Kicking around the idea of trying to get the flavors ethnically themed, but I tend do doubt anyone will actually allow me to name vanilla "Norse", Chocolate "African", and so on. Hoping they'll let me get away with white meat and dark meat. If only everyone was as sociopathic as me, what a wonderful world it'd be.
