One liner Jokes!

[TipTopShape]

Do you have any? Share one! Here is mine!

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. :AR15firing:

 

[Kevin T]

Do you have any? Share one! Here is mine!

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list. :AR15firing:

A guy asks his wife: What would you do if I won the lottery? She says: I'd divorce you and take half of it. He says: Here's 6 bucks, hit the road.

 

[Hyde]

This is the oldest & best thread bump I’ve ever seen

I used to dislike facial hair, but it grew on me.

 

[Rad83]

I’d tell ya a joke about pizza …but it’s too cheesy

 

[skinnybones]

“ is that your face? Or did your neck throw up“

 

[skinnybones]

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "How do you breathe through that tiny thing…?

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

horse walks into a bar, bartender asks; "why the long face?"

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

what do you call a paraplegic behind a ski boat? "Skip"

 

[Hyde]

Cops responded to a domestic disturbance between two peanuts - turns out one was a salted.

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

a white guy, a black guy, and a jew all walk into a bar, bartender asks; "what is this, some kind of joke?"

 

[Kevin T]

She's so fat jokes:
She's so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.

 

[sammpedd88]

She’s so fat her bathtub has stretch marks.

 

[Beau]

Giraffe walk into a bar. "Highballs are on me", he says.

 

[GreenMachineX]

What's the leading cause of dry skin?






Towels...

 

[sammpedd88]

What does a teenage girl in West Virginia say after she’s had sex?

Daddy get off me you’re smashing my cigarettes!

 

[Kevin T]

Why don't they teach sex ed and driver's ed in the same semester in WV? Too much strain on the mule!

 

[Burnfire]

Why don’t chickens wear pants? Their pecker is on their face.

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

how does a mom in WV know when her daughters on the rag? her sons dick tastes like blood

 

[Beau]

Whats the difference between a peeping Tom and a pick-pocket?

A pick-pocket snatches watches.

 

[skinnybones]

how does a mom in WV know when her daughters on the rag? her sons dick tastes like blood

Omg lol
……dude

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

Omg lol
……dude

I dint start the WV jokes but I'm pretty sure I just ended them ~

 

[sammpedd88]

A girl in WV had to give her dad a BJ so she could use the car. She said dad why does your dick taste like shitt?

He said, your brother used the car earlier today.

 

[Kevin T]

I dint start the WV jokes but I'm pretty sure I just ended them ~

A girl in WV says: Dad, can I borrow the car tonight? He replies, you know what to do. So she goes down on him, stops suddenly and yells: Gross dad, your wang tastes like ****! He replies: Sorry honey, I forgot that your brother has the car tonight!

 

[sammpedd88]

A girl in WV says: Dad, can I borrow the car tonight? He replies, you know what to do. So she goes down on him, stops suddenly and yells: Gross dad, your wang tastes like ****! He replies: Sorry honey, I forgot that your brother has the car tonight!

I beat you to that one!! Look at my post above yours

Sick minds think alike!

 

[Kevin T]

I beat you to that one!! Look at my post above yours

Sick minds think alike!

What are the odds on that joke!
Bubba in WV comes running home from school and says: Mom, I just had sex! She angrily yells: Go tell your father this instant! Bubba says: Dad, I just had sex for the 1st time! His dad asks if he's gonna do it again? And he replies: Yup, just as soon as my asshole quits hurting.

 

[xR1pp3Rx]

damn I forgot that one @[email protected]!

 

[sammpedd88]

What are the odds on that joke!
Bubba in WV comes running home from school and says: Mom, I just had sex! She angrily yells: Go tell your father this instant! Bubba says: Dad, I just had sex for the 1st time! His dad asks if he's gonna do it again? And he replies: Yup, just as soon as my asshole quits hurting.

Dude I know right! That’s a good one too!

 

[beefyfan]

What's the difference between MLK Day and St. Patrick's Day? On St. Patrick's Day, everyone wants to be Irish.

 

[MikeWay]

What do undead bodybuilders crave?
*"gaaaaains...."*

 

[Kevin T]

What do undead bodybuilders crave?
*"gaaaaains...."*

LMAO! What did Jesus say to the guy that kept bugging him for roids? Doeseth thow even hoist?

 

[SkRaw85]

Wanna hear a covid joke? You probably won’t get it.

 

[SkRaw85]

Whats the difference between a peeping Tom and a pick-pocket?

A pick-pocket snatches watches.

Sly