Still salty about the dad bod thing?

Still salty about the dad bod thing?
Sounds like my step mom..it always confuses her that I don't go to the gym for health reasons lol. I want to tell her there's not a dam thing healthy about what I'm doing at the gym
This is a movement I support!
Me too!This is a movement I support!
It’s like you are reading my next cycle
I was once asleep flying back from a biz trip when I start gagging, in my sleep and wake up unable to breathe. I'm choking, coughing, the stench is unbearable, I mean it woke me up. I see my buddy in the seat IN FRONT of me in that next row up, look back at me between the seats and just smile. the dude farted me awake on a plane from a row away
That’s a good friend broI was once asleep flying back from a biz trip when I start gagging, in my sleep and wake up unable to breathe. I'm choking, coughing, the stench is unbearable, I mean it woke me up. I see my buddy in the seat IN FRONT of me in that next row up, look back at me between the seats and just smile. the dude farted me awake on a plane from a row away![]()
haha yeah he is. we've flown to every corner of the country together and done some weird things in weird places. He actually got ordained and ended up officiating for my wife and I over covid when everything else got cancelledThat’s a good friend bro
What are friends for?!I was once asleep flying back from a biz trip when I start gagging, in my sleep and wake up unable to breathe. I'm choking, coughing, the stench is unbearable, I mean it woke me up. I see my buddy in the seat IN FRONT of me in that next row up, look back at me between the seats and just smile. the dude farted me awake on a plane from a row away![]()
He probably stood up a little and aimed it right at you….too bad he didn’t “Shart”, that would have taught him, but then that would linger until he went and hosed down in the bathroom…ha, that would’ve been a long flight.I was once asleep flying back from a biz trip when I start gagging, in my sleep and wake up unable to breathe. I'm choking, coughing, the stench is unbearable, I mean it woke me up. I see my buddy in the seat IN FRONT of me in that next row up, look back at me between the seats and just smile. the dude farted me awake on a plane from a row away![]()
Lined up the perfect shot
That's the copenhell metal festival in Denmark. A lot of my favorite bands play it. That's a one n a million shot lol
Yesss!!! Lmfao!!!! Meme of the year!!
Cuz she had that gooooood pharma test
Can’t do what everyone else is doing…I liquify all of my chicken rice & broccoli into shakes I consume every hour at the top of the hour. I set alarms all through the night so I can get all 24 of my daily meals in.
drinking disorderCan’t do what everyone else is doing…I liquify all of my chicken rice & broccoli into shakes I consume every hour at the top of the hour. I set alarms all through the night so I can get all 24 of my daily meals in.
Higher you fly towards the sun, the hotter it gets & the harder it is to stay there!I call bullshit!![]()
Our generation will set new standards!Higher you fly towards the sun, the hotter it gets & the harder it is to stay there!
So true my parents are in there 60s ( I'm 41) and that's exactly what they say. And in there defense they still act like they're in their 30s or 40s. I still don't think of then in there 60s. To me that's like grandparents age ( and yes they are but they dint look or act like grandparents, in a good way)Our generation will set new standards!
My social circle (for better or worse) are mostly all over the age of 60 and I can already see 60 is the new 40
Actually most of the act like they're 20 with fake IDs lol