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I’m fortunately not an extreme sweater, but anytime I leave a greasy patch of sweat of a bench I wipe it off. Some Neanderthals seem to think that the gym is their own personal sweatbox and leave a trail of salty skin water everywhere they go.

And even though Bader is a heavy underdog, I think he wins!!

Yeah, they have Ben as an underdog,. but I think he wins it!!!

Earl and Bob, both obsessed with baseball, never missed their favorite team’s game. They promised, whoever died first, and went to heaven, would come back to earth and tell the other if there was baseball in heaven. One day, Earl died. Bob waited for him to come back. Finally Earl did. He...

An elderly woman called 911 on her cell phone to report that her car had been broken in to. She is hysterical as she explains her situation to the dispatcher: "They've stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and even the accelerator!" she cried. The dispatcher said, "Stay...

A man visiting a graveyard saw a tombstone that read: “Here lies John Smith, a lawyer and an honest man.” “How about that!” he exclaimed. “They’ve got three people buried in one grave.”

Q: What did the traffic light say to the car? A: Don't look I'm changing!

One who runs in front of the car gets tired. One who runs behind gets exhausted.

Try using dumbells exclusively for a few weeks. Make sure you get the same reps on each side,.. if one side is weaker, use rest/pause reps, or anything to even it out. Best of luck to you!!

So there's this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he's a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The trouble is that the guy who owns the parrot is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird's foul mouth is driving him crazy. One...

For a couple years I 've been blaming it on lack of sleep and too much pressure from my job, but now I found out the real reason: I'm tired because I'm overworked. The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves 133 million to do the work. There are 85...

Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, this driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that...

Things To Do In An Elevator 1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you. 2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 3) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know...

I like your approach… let’s see your departure.

Rabbit resuscitation... A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He swerved to avoid hitting the rabbit, but unfortunately the rabbit jumped in front of the car and was hit. The driver, being a sensitive man as well as an animal lover...

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Sometimes my wife and I have sex 4 times a week, then won't have sex for a week. At this stage of the game there are other factors that mean so much. Such as hugging, affection, good conversation,..what I mean is it's so much more than just sex. But I find the sex is secondary to a great...

Always request samples,.. usually get packets of protein powder or NO products. Always grateful!!

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