Going to prison need a workout plan

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I am going to prison soon and i need a good workout plan to pack on mass. Thank you.
 
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I am going to prison soon and i need a good workout plan to pack on mass. Thank you.
different prisons have different resources. normally, they have a place where you can do dips, bench. they normally have barbells but not normally DB's. lots of sit ups, push ups, search body weights exercises you can do those in the cell.
 
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do not ask someone that......
Why not? If he's going in for child molestation then he isn't getting a speck of advice from me.
 
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Why not? If he's going in for child molestation then he isn't getting a speck of advice from me.
Agree! So........? Tell us the reason.

DUDE! DONT DROP THE SOAP!
 

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I am going to prison soon and i need a good workout plan to pack on mass. Thank you.
Dang! I'm really sorry to hear that.

Unfortunately there's no magic workouts bro - eat a lot of food - then eat some more -then a little more.

Do heavy compound lifts - squats, deadlifts, bench press, power cleans, pull-ups, clean and press, hang cleans, bent rows...

While inside - upside down shoulder presses, bodyweight jump squats, push-pull bicep tricep excercises, push-ups, dips, pull-ups.

Maybe try to get in a few months of kick boxing before you go in? How soon are you headed in?
 
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Why not? If he's going in for child molestation then he isn't getting a speck of advice from me.
if that's the case he won't be working out much anyway. do you know how those guys get treated in prison? they aren't even human beings, they're currency. which is more than they should be..........
 
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Dang! I'm really sorry to hear that.

Unfortunately there's no magic workouts bro - eat a lot of food - then eat some more -then a little more.

Do heavy compound lifts - squats, deadlifts, bench press, power cleans, pull-ups, clean and press, hang cleans, bent rows...

2While inside - upside down shoulder presses, bodyweight jump squats, push-pull bicep tricep excercises, push-ups, dips, pull-ups.
Maybe try to get in a few months of kick boxing before you go in? How soon are you headed in?
lolololol like they have all that to wourk with, deppding were u r deppends if yer going to have weights

thats wat hill most likly be doing (2)
 
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if that's the case he won't be working out much anyway. do you know how those guys get treated in prison? they aren't even human beings, they're currency. which is more than they should be..........
It's a principle thing, and goes for any number of crimes.

If I'm going to spend my time and energy on someone then they had better be worth it. For all I know he's an armed robber, mugs old ladies, stampedes women, rapes cattle...

It's a fair question to ask what he's going in for before offering advice on how to help him.
 
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I am going to prison soon and i need a good workout plan to pack on mass. Thank you.
Be inventive, and you'll be doin' 16-liter flyes in no time.:lol:

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Be inventive, and you'll be doin' 16-liter flyes in no time.:lol:

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4 liters in each hand...psssh....those things should be painted pink.

/the dynamics of trying to stabilize those liquids would kick some serious ass
 
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Pushups, and pullups. They worked for Nicolas Cage in Con-air you know....
 
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It's a principle thing, and goes for any number of crimes.

If I'm going to spend my time and energy on someone then they had better be worth it. For all I know he's an armed robber, mugs old ladies, stampedes women, rapes cattle...

It's a fair question to ask what he's going in for before offering advice on how to help him.
Exactly.

Is raping cattle illegal?
 
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Exactly.

Is raping cattle illegal?
I'm sure someone would have a beef with you if you did it. It would behoove you not to.
 
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Bull**** lies, propoganda and fabrications fed to you by a crack/coke/heroin dealer/ pimp. Stop, Take his nuts out of your mouth, grab a breath and speak for yourself. ****in junkies & sellouts PERIOD
 
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Bull**** lies, propoganda and fabrications fed to you by a crack/coke/heroin dealer/ pimp. Stop, Take his nuts out of your mouth, grab a breath and speak for yourself. ****in junkies & sellouts PERIOD
Pardon... but what the phuck are you talking about?

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lolololol like they have all that to wourk with, deppding were u r deppends if yer going to have weights

thats wat hill most likly be doing (2)
Yeah - that's why I differentiated between now - and when he's inside.
 
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lolololol like they have all that to wourk with, deppding were u r deppends if yer going to have weights

thats wat hill most likly be doing (2)
Wait, what?

Bull**** lies, propoganda and fabrications fed to you by a crack/coke/heroin dealer/ pimp. Stop, Take his nuts out of your mouth, grab a breath and speak for yourself. ****in junkies & sellouts PERIOD
Again... what?


 
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Damn, I hope you enjoy your stay while I work and pay for all of the accommodations. :rolleyes:
 
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It's a principle thing, and goes for any number of crimes.

If I'm going to spend my time and energy on someone then they had better be worth it. For all I know he's an armed robber, mugs old ladies, stampedes women, rapes cattle...

It's a fair question to ask what he's going in for before offering advice on how to help him.
Which sort of crimes do not disqualify? Suppose he robbed, raped and murdered the guy who molested his kid? :)
 
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LMAO at this thread. Vids, gifs, pics. that are killing me!!!
 
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This thread is rediculous. I'd be surprised if this guy is even going to prison in the first place. Probably starting up threads like this for the simple enjoyment of watching everyone rant.
 
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I am going to prison soon and i need a good workout plan to pack on mass. Thank you.
I'd think that when (or even if) you go in there will be plenty of volunteers ready and willing to 'pack' on 300lbs or so of mass on YOU, unfortunately you won't have much say on the issue
 

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LOL.

Cardio comes from jogging around the shower block to avoid gang rape. It's good to work your tri's when you're whittling toothbrushes into shanks and you get to work out your quads every time the screws tell you to 'squat'n'cough' to show you aren't hiding a samurai sword and a bag of doritos up your coco factory. :D
 
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I don't think prision guy is coming back to read this thread...
 
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I'm sure he can check it when he's surfing the free internet that my tax dollars provide him. As well as all the other accommodations like food, water, a roof over his head, books, education, soap on a rope, sporks, T.V. w/ cable... just to name a few.
I don't think prision guy is coming back to read this thread...
 
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I'm sure he can check it when he's surfing the free internet that my tax dollars provide him. As well as all the other accommodations like food, water, a roof over his head, books, education, soap on a rope, sporks, T.V. w/ cable... just to name a few.
Thanks fo' dem books, biatches!

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I'm sure he can check it when he's surfing the free internet that my tax dollars provide him. As well as all the other accommodations like food, water, a roof over his head, books, education, soap on a rope, sporks, T.V. w/ cable... just to name a few.
my bad
 
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well maybe if we'd vote to change oppressive drug laws and spend more money on education you woulndn't whine about your big tax dollars, I mean what do you think we should just kill him ?
Whoa, whoa, whoa! Easy there, fella. Don't go squeezing all the humor out of a titillating prison-sex thread. There is a "Politics" sub-forum, you know.
 
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Depends... I think people convicted of certain crimes should be put to death. Then I also believe that some deserve a second chance. It all depends on the crime, really.
Amen brother to that.
WORD UP.
 
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Just heard, MTG went in the slammer last night, he uploaded the first picture of him with his cellmates......
 

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Just heard, MTG went in the slammer last night, he uploaded the first picture of him with his cellmates......
Well... if forced to choose... I'd toss the salad to the right.

Wait!!! MY right!!!! :lol:
 
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Damn you guys are viscous, and i meant that................. tossing salads:laugh2: btw, I think prison guy realized that he doesn't need a wo plan he needed a better lawyer or to not do crime.
 

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No joke. What is up with the klingon 5 head on the one in the black shirt???
That pic is funny as hell. The best part is the guy in the middle is actually married to the one in black... and she's even bigger than she looks in the pic... I can't remember where I first saw the pictures but he is in ROTC and their wedding pictures are out there somewhere. Honestly I can't even imagine what a group of troops under his command would do when they found out what his "woman" looked like!
 
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That pic is funny as hell. The best part is the guy in the middle is actually married to the one in black... and she's even bigger than she looks in the pic... I can't remember where I first saw the pictures but he is in ROTC and their wedding pictures are out there somewhere. Honestly I can't even imagine what a group of troops under his command would do when they found out what his "woman" looked like!
Tragically this is true; i really don't think he had much say in the matter - look at her guns!
 

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