Zero Impact bars are the ****.

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    Zero Impact bars are the ****.


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    seriously, I'm hooked. The ingredients are insanely good, it's all natural whole food goodness,not manufactured crap, and tasted insanely good, if a bit dry.

    Pumpkin Spice FTW!

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    I agree. The ingredient profile is definitely the best MRB I have seen yet. I always have a box of these in case I can't get a meal in or am on the run. Taste is okay IMO but more than tolerable.

    Perhaps I'll give the Pumpkin Spice flavor a try. I've only had the chocolate PB.
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    INGREDIENTS: Proprietary Protein Matrix: Whey protein isolate, milk protein isolate, whey protein concentrate, Micellean Micellar Casein Protein; Proprietary Fat Burning & Healthy Fats Matrix: Peanut Butter, Almond Butter, Sunflower Butter, SesaLean (Sesamin); Semisweet Chocolate, Honey, Maltitol, Whole Grain Oats, 99.7 USP Glycerin, Low DE Corn Syrup, Water, Brown Rice Syrup, Pumpkin, Sweet Potato, Dutch Process Cocoa, Lecithin, Potassium Sorbate, Salt, Mixed Tocopherols and/or Graham Cracker Flavor, Xanthan Gum, Oats Rolled.



    Supplement Facts
    Serving Size: 1 Bar
    Servings per Container: 12

    Amount Per Serving % Daily Value
    Calories
    448

    Calories from Fat 192
    Total Fat 21g 33%
    Saturated Fat 5g 25%
    Trans Fat 0g 0%
    Cholesterol 1mg 0%
    Sodium 257mg 11%
    Potassium 9mg 0%
    Total Carbohydrates 42g 14%
    Dietary Fiber 4g 14%
    Sugars 7g
    Protein 30g 59%
    Vitamin E 0%
    Calcium 19%
    Iron 5%
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    I must admit... of the bars on the market, VPX pretty well has the best profile out there. I need to pick some up sometime - having bars around wouldn't be a bad thing, my life is so busy. Have you tried any of the other flavors poison?
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    Only the Chocolate. The Peanut is new, haven't tried it yet. I'm hung up on the Pumpkin, which doesn't have much of a pumpkin flavor at all.
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    Elev8ME! Bars FTW
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    Any thoughts on detour's oatmeal bars? I like those myself.
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    Personally, I love the profile. The texture on the other hand tastes as if I exploded a sand missle in my own mouth.

    10/10 ftw.
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    These bars help me stay on my diet more then anything ive ever tried. Keep me satisfied, great profile and taste is definately tolerable!
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    Pumpkin spice is pretty freaking incredible. I averaged 2 a day two summers ago during my stint at GNC. This thread makes me want a box.
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    Pumpkin Spice hands down winner
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    Jennie's Omega-3 bars. Organic and highly addictive. The base is coconut, and I hate coconut, but these things are impossibly good. I can't stop eating them. They're not super high in protien (more of a healthy fat bar), but by god are they tastey.
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    VPX Zero Impact Bars - the absolute best, all natural bar out there. its the flax and omega3 in there that makes em good.

    pumkin is da best
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    Problem is VPX is notorious for fudging their product labels.
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    You mean there's dbol in there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by dhuge67 View Post
    Problem is VPX is notorious for fudging their product labels.
    Indeed. Also, no one seems to notice the corn syrup, glycerine, malitol. Rest looks good, but caloric value is way to high for a simple food bar
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    Those are incredible due to their low glycemic index profile. I'll have a stick of ostrim to get a little extra protein along with a zero impact bar. I must have at least 2 cups of water due to the dry texture but it's worth it IMO.
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    Quote Originally Posted by musclescientist View Post
    Indeed. Also, no one seems to notice the corn syrup, glycerine, malitol. Rest looks good, but caloric value is way to high for a simple food bar
    What bar do you think is better? Have you looked at MetRX Big 100 bars? 50+ gr carbs with 25gr sugar. Corn syrup is high on the list.

    Try a low carb bar. Maltitol/glycerine are high on the list. No fiber, and many times questionable sources of protein.

    Ever see a Chef Jay's bar? Good ingredients, but soy protein and high is lesser fats.

    I'll stick to VPX.
  

  
 

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