Java Lather Review by Sgt P

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I posted this review in the RPN section but I don't think that many people make their way down there which is a shame. Here it is.

Java Lather

When I opened my most recent box from NutraPlanet, I wasn't looking forward to try the new Orange Xtend or try my new Chocolate Mint ON Whey. I was looking forward to taking a shower with my newest friend, Mr. Java Lather.

As I dug through the peanuts thats the only thing I was looking for. When I saw it for the first time I knew we would be best friends. It came in a Ziploc bag which sealed in its amazing scent. As I opened the bag my nose was overwhelmed by the wonderful aroma that is, Java Lather. It was a combination of coffee, almonds and honey and I was not surprised to find them as three of the ingredients.

The package came at a bad time however. My wife was still at work and I was home watching my son(6MO). That meant I would have to resist the urge to get naked with my new friend. It was hard, real hard. (thats what she said)

Eventually she came home and I ran upstairs to try Java out. The bar was smooth to the touch but not for long. After a few seconds of running it under water and rubbing it against my luffa, the Lather came alive and filled my shower with that sensational fragrance. The exfoliation properties of the bar were also exposed. The bar was no longer smooth. It had little particles that were excellent for taking off that dead skin.

The name Lather suits this product well. It produced lather like no other bar of soap I have ever used. A few rubs against my luffa and I had enough lather to wash my whole body and possibly another if the need were to arise. The feeling of the lather was also one of a kind. It was so velvety. Truly an amazing feeling. It rinsed off well also. The smell after rinsing was not to strong. It was just enough to leave you feeling clean. I dried off and felt extremely refreshed.

This was easily my best experience with a simple bar of soap. Java Lather is an amazing product that lived up to the hype on the forums here. I will post an update to this if I see any difference in the few stretch marks I have on my hips. I should be getting Flawless soon(OMG NP get it back in stock!) so I'm sure that will help. If you have any questions or comments please let me know.

-Sgt P
 
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I commented about my jealousy in your other thread. :rasp:
 
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You better order some when you place that first order :p
 
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Crazysexycool feedback, we appreciate it.l
ARe you using it just to shower (I know I do) or do you have specific spots/marks you want to treat?
 
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Java lather is da bomb! I love that stuff.
On a side note, Asian Babe, You wouldn't want to do a video show us the proper use of java Lather in the shower would you?
 
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Crazysexycool feedback, we appreciate it.l
ARe you using it just to shower (I know I do) or do you have specific spots/marks you want to treat?
I just use it to shower. No real stretch marks on my body. I have some on the side of my hips but I'm sure I am the only one that sees them. If they fade I will post.
 
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Java lather is da bomb! I love that stuff.
On a side note, Asian Babe, You wouldn't want to do a video show us the proper use of java Lather in the shower would you?
NICE!!!
 
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As posted in SgtP's review in RPN's thread as well, I love this soap. I grind the soap on the skin and then chase that with a loufa to create a lather that's indescribable. Will probably have at least one bar of this stuff in every NP order hence forth. It is really that good.

Don't even get me started on Flawless. I WANT TO EAT YOU!
 
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Java lather is da bomb! I love that stuff.
On a side note, Asian Babe, You wouldn't want to do a video show us the proper use of java Lather in the shower would you?
I'll do one.:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:
 
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Actually boys I think a home demo would be much more effective :)

However, since I live too far away that might not be possible. I'll get you a replacement who will do just a good if not better job!

:pMs dsade:
 
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Actually boys I think a home demo would be much more effective :)

However, since I live too far away that might not be possible. I'll get you a replacement who will do just a good if not better job!

:pMs dsade:
I do requests and a live net feed....

Now the question is...back shaved or not shaved?
 
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Hold on, I'm throwing up on my computer....Visuals...Bad Pie!!
 
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I was hungry one time so I ate a peice of java bar, and it was good.
 
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Marines live with goats!!!!!:blink:
Have you ever SEEN some military wives?


/ex-military, so I can say this. Granted, not all military wives are fugly, but there are quite a few.
 
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Have you ever SEEN some military wives?


/ex-military, so I can say this. Granted, not all military wives are fugly, but there are quite a few.
Well then they must be married to some ugly marines, eh!
 
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Yeah soap thread! Love where this topic headed.
 
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Java Lather also gets the smell of Goat off of ya. How's that for getting back on topic.
 
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We'll be releasing a Goat Scented Soap soon.

/with bits of real goat for an exfoliant
 
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What about a cologne with bits of real goat so you know its good.
Veronica Corningstone: God no, it smells like, like a used diaper... filled with... Indian food. Oh, excuse me.

Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people

Garth Holliday: What is that? Smells like a turd covered in burnt hair.

News Station Employee: Smells like Bigfoot's ****.
 

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