You know you're a supplement junkie when:

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  1. You know you're a supplement junkie when:

    you make a drink mix (i.e. shake, crystal light) and you need the whole glass or more just to take your pills.

  2. when you purchase a years supply of Geranamine and Sulbutiamine from Nuraplanet. (400 of each)

  3. you have a tool box in your bedroom filled with samples from nutraplanet
    Muscle Pharm Rep

  4. You treat pre-orders for new supp's like a kid at Christmas. In the amount of excitement you have for them.

  5. you order 7 bottles of prohormones cause hey the governments coming down on steroids i better stock up i mean i need to stock enough for at least a couple of years (yeah i did that last night) also your boss comes in to work at 1am cause somebody didnt show up and the first thing he says to you is what kinda energy pills you got

  6. when you cannot workout without taking supplements. (Yes there are people who couldn't get themselves through workouts and a clean diet, they MUST have atleast something).

  7. when you visit nutraplanet 3-4 times every day to play with the shopping cart.

  8. When your shelf in your closet breaks into 2 pieces cause you have too much supps sitting on them

  9. ... you set your mobile phone alarms to remind you to take your am, noon, pm, pre and post workout supps... and you're already dosing 2 mins b/f the reminder even goes off...

  10. When canned goods start getting stored on the counter, because your supps take up all the cabinet space.

  11. Quote Originally Posted by Aggravated View Post
    When canned goods start getting stored on the counter, because your supps take up all the cabinet space.
    when you pop more than 15 pills per day.

  12. you know your a supplement junkie when you walk into GNC and laugh at the workers.

  13. Someone asks you "which way" and you reply "pff Optimum Nutrition of course!!"

    Amor Est Vitae Essentia,


  14. Quote Originally Posted by neoborn View Post
    Someone asks you "which way" and you reply "pff Optimum Nutrition of course!!"

    Amor Est Vitae Essentia,


    which whey

  15. When your spouse puts a firm limit on how much cabinet and counterspace you can have in the kitchen. Fortunately, I have a kichenette in the basement that serves as my main apothecary.

    When you order some bulk powder and realize that you already had some in said apothecary.

    The fact you refer to your basement kitchenette as an "apothecary".

    When supplement companies start asking you for advice.

    and finally...

    When you spend a portion of your day moderating an online supplement forum. That's a sign.

  16. along that lines, I always laugh when my friends ask the question "what are you doing today??" and I say "legs"..hahaha.......

    anyway ive gotta get a pic of my desk on my room and closet to show ya what a supps junkie looks like.

  17. When you manage to fit things in every little nook and cranny of your bedroom/kitchen/pantry and you're about to be thrown out of the house for taking up too much space that is not yours.

    Hello other 12 members currently viewing this thread

  18. ...When cell-tech is an inside joke for you and your friends
    Muscle Pharm Rep

  19. When you spend 3 months debating what stack to try next as though your life depends on your decision.
    M.Ed. Ex Phys

  20. when you know what fish oil burps taste like

    when you own a cap-m-quick

    When you borrow your friends pot scale to measure bulk powders

    Can't try a new product because you already have 6 months of supplements planned out.

    Your car is out of gas, you own one pair of jeans, have nothing but promotional t-shirts, and you still are taking full advantage of nutraplanet's newest sale.
    Muscle Pharm Rep

  21. When you can hear your new supps n stacks taunting you from the fridge / cupboard " you know you want me, come onnnnn start me nowwwwwwwww!"


    Amor Est Vitae Essentia,


  22. When the cupboard above the sink is full of all sorts of stuff from NutraPlanet, one counter in the kitchen is dedicated to "Daily Supplements" and is covered in jars and bottles, and "the special" stuff fills a desk drawer in the bedroom.

  23. when you track nutraplanet's fedex shipments on an hourly basis.

    When you lean out the window every time you hear a large truck outside hoping it is fedex.

    When your wardrobe for the week consists of free t-shirts from nutraplanet.

  24. when you know what a "cap'm quick" is. lol.

  25. when it takes you longer to prepare to go to the gym then your actual workout does.

    when you need 3 different shaker bottles for your pre, during, and post workout powders.

  26. when you've actually thought about snorting powders to see if you can get a better absorption rate.

  27. When you can duplicate most "commercial" products from your stash of bulk powders.

  28. When you don't want to move back to your parent's house because your dad will freak out.

  29. when your whole day (when you eat, what you eat, when you workout) is layed out to coincide with your supplements.
    1. Wake up, take supps, then wait an hour before eating any meals.
    2. Need to wait # of minutes before hitting gym, so supp's will be fully kicked in.
    3. No honey, I'm not eating any carbs tonight because it would interfere with (name supp here) absorption.

  30. When you consume green tea everyday, but can't remember what it taste like.

    When you a recipes book entitled The Joys Of Baking w/ Whey Protein.
    Muscle Pharm Rep

  31. rofl @ the laughing at the gnc worker, I just did that 2day, went in looked at fat burners and he said "oh u want some hydroxycut" and I said nah I got that good dope. asked him what 2 stack wit my xfactor to be funny and he said what's that? then tried to pitch me some NO ****, I walked out laughing. love u nutra my order should be there when I get home <3

  32. When you have an extra drawer filled with a random assortment of supplements that you aren't sure what to do with yet, but you still had to have them.

  33. When you can recommend doses for most supplements off the top of your head

    When half your christmas wish lists consists of supps... half of which you already have

    When you hear "is all you eat powder and pills?"

  34. When you spend your christmas money on supp's for your family and friends. But most of them are actually for you cause you now your parents wont take them.

  35. When you try you supplements as suppositories because you heard it will increase the absorbsion.

  36. When you hide money from your wife to buy more supps then the ones she already knows about.

    You get excited to go to the supplement store.

  37. When you cannot remember what it was like to lift without supps.

    When you figure your supps in your monthly budget.

  38. The night before an overnight business trip you make sure a gym bag is packed with all the sups you need (and I stress need) before you make sure your clothes are packed. And if you don't have room in the gym bag, you start breaking it down into little baggies with a few extras in case you get stuck for an extra night or two. During a meeting, you say you have to go to the restroom, but you are really running out to the rental vehicle to down the scheduled doses. Gotta make sure you get those keys first thing in the morning though.

  39. when you start comparing your "stash" to that of others, ala this thread.

    been there.

    5 star supplement stash


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