Yohimbine... uh... Random "side effects"? Sperm related

[bla55]

Ok, so it has been a while since I've publicly embarrassed myself, figured it was well past due time to do so! So here you go, some entertainment for all of you random peeps out there.

I have always responded pretty well to yohimbine, some would say in an orgasmic fashion. Great energy, good weight loss, focus, sex drive, etc. Awesome, great. So here goes the kicker with one little side effect, one that doesn't really affect me much but I wanted to see if I'm the only fish in this pond here.

Everytime I have Y, well, let's say my sperm production increases. FAST. I mean, I take one at 9AM and at 10AM I'm already in go mode. You're probably sitting there and asking "wtf is this guy talking about. Well, let me tell you a tale:

I drink my morning coffee along with the Y. So comes about 10:30AM and it's my time to take a dump, just like any regular Joe. And don't get me wrong, I love my alone time faxing away my extras. Probably just as much as the next person, but now it makes me wonder if perhaps a little bit more than the next person. So I sit there, I get paid, I kill some time, I play some games on my cellphone, just like everyone would love to do.

Ok, so here's the point of the topic: everytime I take Yohimbine, as I go to take a sh!t, I as any regular human being piss during it. Only difference is, when I'm on Y (and this will kick in from day one, not something built over time) after I'm done peeing I still feel like I need to go and my last little bit is well, not actually pee, I jizz in the toilet. Clear as day that is straight up cum in there. Not that I have a hard on, not that I was exicted before, nothing like that. I just straight up shoot a load after, completely soft. Like I said, I love pooping, but I wouldn't go as far as saying it's orgasmic to me.

Alright, so now that I've embarrassed myself and given everyone a good laugh, anyone else experience this "side effect?".

This is my christmas gift to AM.

[Sean1332]

I could easily make a homo comment about you pooping and ejaculating but I'll refrain.

Maybe you aren't gettin your full load out and have to piss the rest out? Try switching up the porn.

I'm subbed for weird answers.

[bla55]

I could easily make a homo comment about you pooping and ejaculating but I'll refrain.

Maybe you aren't gettin your full load out and have to piss the rest out? Try switching up the porn.

I'm subbed for weird answers.

Hey, I set myself up for that one, probably would refrain from posting this if I was sensitive to that kind of comment lol.

And I have tried, hell, this will happen even if the previous night I had a 5 hour marathon with the lady. It just always happens regardless of the recent history.

[kbayne]

Never experienced that effect but that was funny as h3ll haha. I've never heard of that effect either.

[ahh123]

You've discovered your hidden talent - now you've have a bright future in fetish porn industry hehe.

Ahh...just couldn't resist

[Sean1332]

Does the head of your penis accidentally touch the toilet rim? Maybe that triggers your spontaneous turd ejaculation.

[Dirty Dan]

It is quite plausible that seeing as you weight lift I assume you consume a lot of protein and fiber which is causing you to create massive dumbs probably around 18 couric's (south park reference) large. That is probably pushing against your prostate and pressure on the prostate can actually stimulate you to have an orgasm. So your huge turds can in essence be really turning you on, or your some sort of mutant and will be in the next x men movie.

[bla55]

I am laughing my a$$ off reading this, seriously.

The tip will sometimes touch the toilet, unfortunately, but I try to avoid it. And highly doubt that it is prostate stimulation, most of my morning dumps are very, well, liquid - thank you intermittent fasting and mainly fat/protein diet.

I'm going to shoot out an e-mail to some "niche" market porn industries to see what we can work out.

[bdcc]

I wasn't going to chime in but as it has gone the funny route rather than the serious route I am going to add my two cents.

Pretty sure this is the phenomenon of a 'shank' lol.

Also, for you emotional types in the DAA thread there is the possibility of a 'crank' where you self-pleasure whilst you cry.

[Dirty Dan]

I have actually read about this in my monthly subscription to hustler it's a rare occurrence that happens called a "shizz" where you sh*t and jizz at the same time. It similar to a "shart" where you sh*t and fart at the same time.

[kbayne]

I have actually read about this in my monthly subscription to hustler it's a rare occurrence that happens called a "shizz" where you sh*t and jizz at the same time. It similar to a "shart" where you sh*t and fart at the same time.

Hahahaha shizz...

[bdcc]

I have actually read about this in my monthly subscription to hustler it's a rare occurrence that happens called a "shizz" where you sh*t and jizz at the same time. It similar to a "shart" where you sh*t and fart at the same time.

Can you get a 'sheeze' as well?

Imagine being in an office meeting and that happened.

[Dirty Dan]

I can only imagine the guy next to you in a public bathroom stall listening to you moaning and groaning in the next stall over.

[bla55]

The shizz made me laugh my ass off. Pun intended.

I'm telling you, I'm going to bring this topic to Oprah, she'll know the answer.

[Sean1332]

I'm sitting on the toilet this very moment trying to figure out how to ejaculate while dropping heat and I'm having no success. I tried. Sorry I couldn't help you any further.

[bla55]

I'm sitting on the toilet this very moment trying to figure out how to ejaculate while dropping heat and I'm having no success. I tried. Sorry I couldn't help you any further.

I'm going to start writing a guide on this one and sell it for shtloads of money

[Dirty Dan]

I just dropped $150 on Taco Bell and popped 10 of my grandpas Viagra pills along with 10,000 grams of Tongkat Ali to assure I would be properly suited to experience this new world wide phenomenon but all that happened was I just shat my brains out all while having a raging boner.

[Sean1332]

I just dropped $150 on Taco Bell and popped 10 of my grandpas Viagra pills along with 10,000 grams of Tongkat Ali to assure I would be properly suited to experience this new world wide phenomenon but all that happened was I just shat my brains out all while having a raging boner.

Have any pictures to show to validate your post?

[Dirty Dan]

There's actually a lifetime movie in works about my trials and tribulations of a young mans journey to experience the elusive act of shizzing.

[bla55]

There's actually a lifetime movie in works about my trials and tribulations of a young mans journey to experience the elusive act of shizzing.

Thought this would be better suited for Hallmark channel :/