Yohimbine... uh... Random "side effects"? Sperm related

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    Yohimbine... uh... Random "side effects"? Sperm related


    Ok, so it has been a while since I've publicly embarrassed myself, figured it was well past due time to do so! So here you go, some entertainment for all of you random peeps out there.

    I have always responded pretty well to yohimbine, some would say in an orgasmic fashion. Great energy, good weight loss, focus, sex drive, etc. Awesome, great. So here goes the kicker with one little side effect, one that doesn't really affect me much but I wanted to see if I'm the only fish in this pond here.

    Everytime I have Y, well, let's say my sperm production increases. FAST. I mean, I take one at 9AM and at 10AM I'm already in go mode. You're probably sitting there and asking "wtf is this guy talking about. Well, let me tell you a tale:

    I drink my morning coffee along with the Y. So comes about 10:30AM and it's my time to take a dump, just like any regular Joe. And don't get me wrong, I love my alone time faxing away my extras. Probably just as much as the next person, but now it makes me wonder if perhaps a little bit more than the next person. So I sit there, I get paid, I kill some time, I play some games on my cellphone, just like everyone would love to do.

    Ok, so here's the point of the topic: everytime I take Yohimbine, as I go to take a sh!t, I as any regular human being piss during it. Only difference is, when I'm on Y (and this will kick in from day one, not something built over time) after I'm done peeing I still feel like I need to go and my last little bit is well, not actually pee, I jizz in the toilet. Clear as day that is straight up cum in there. Not that I have a hard on, not that I was exicted before, nothing like that. I just straight up shoot a load after, completely soft. Like I said, I love pooping, but I wouldn't go as far as saying it's orgasmic to me.

    Alright, so now that I've embarrassed myself and given everyone a good laugh, anyone else experience this "side effect?".

    This is my christmas gift to AM.
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    I could easily make a homo comment about you pooping and ejaculating but I'll refrain.

    Maybe you aren't gettin your full load out and have to piss the rest out? Try switching up the porn.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean1332 View Post
    I could easily make a homo comment about you pooping and ejaculating but I'll refrain.

    Maybe you aren't gettin your full load out and have to piss the rest out? Try switching up the porn.

    I'm subbed for weird answers.
    Hey, I set myself up for that one, probably would refrain from posting this if I was sensitive to that kind of comment lol.

    And I have tried, hell, this will happen even if the previous night I had a 5 hour marathon with the lady. It just always happens regardless of the recent history.
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    Never experienced that effect but that was funny as h3ll haha. I've never heard of that effect either.
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    You've discovered your hidden talent - now you've have a bright future in fetish porn industry hehe.

    Ahh...just couldn't resist
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    Does the head of your penis accidentally touch the toilet rim? Maybe that triggers your spontaneous turd ejaculation.
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    I am laughing my a$$ off reading this, seriously.

    The tip will sometimes touch the toilet, unfortunately, but I try to avoid it. And highly doubt that it is prostate stimulation, most of my morning dumps are very, well, liquid - thank you intermittent fasting and mainly fat/protein diet.

    I'm going to shoot out an e-mail to some "niche" market porn industries to see what we can work out.
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    I wasn't going to chime in but as it has gone the funny route rather than the serious route I am going to add my two cents.

    Pretty sure this is the phenomenon of a 'shank' lol.

    Also, for you emotional types in the DAA thread there is the possibility of a 'crank' where you self-pleasure whilst you cry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Dan View Post
    I have actually read about this in my monthly subscription to hustler it's a rare occurrence that happens called a "shizz" where you sh*t and jizz at the same time. It similar to a "shart" where you sh*t and fart at the same time.
    Hahahaha shizz...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Dan View Post
    I have actually read about this in my monthly subscription to hustler it's a rare occurrence that happens called a "shizz" where you sh*t and jizz at the same time. It similar to a "shart" where you sh*t and fart at the same time.
    Can you get a 'sheeze' as well?

    Imagine being in an office meeting and that happened.
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    The shizz made me laugh my ass off. Pun intended.

    I'm telling you, I'm going to bring this topic to Oprah, she'll know the answer.
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    I'm sitting on the toilet this very moment trying to figure out how to ejaculate while dropping heat and I'm having no success. I tried. Sorry I couldn't help you any further.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sean1332 View Post
    I'm sitting on the toilet this very moment trying to figure out how to ejaculate while dropping heat and I'm having no success. I tried. Sorry I couldn't help you any further.
    I'm going to start writing a guide on this one and sell it for shtloads of money
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Dan View Post
    I just dropped $150 on Taco Bell and popped 10 of my grandpas Viagra pills along with 10,000 grams of Tongkat Ali to assure I would be properly suited to experience this new world wide phenomenon but all that happened was I just shat my brains out all while having a raging boner.
    Have any pictures to show to validate your post?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Dan View Post
    There's actually a lifetime movie in works about my trials and tribulations of a young mans journey to experience the elusive act of shizzing.
    Thought this would be better suited for Hallmark channel :/
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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Dan View Post
    I just dropped $150 on Taco Bell and popped 10 of my grandpas Viagra pills along with 10,000 grams of Tongkat Ali to assure I would be properly suited to experience this new world wide phenomenon but all that happened was I just shat my brains out all while having a raging boner.
    That sounds like an epic YouTube challenge!
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    You have the same problem as Rafi. If anyone saw the season finale of The League...
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    Quote Originally Posted by bla55 View Post
    Ok, so it has been a while since I've publicly embarrassed myself, figured it was well past due time to do so! So here you go, some entertainment for all of you random peeps out there.

    I have always responded pretty well to yohimbine, some would say in an orgasmic fashion. Great energy, good weight loss, focus, sex drive, etc. Awesome, great. So here goes the kicker with one little side effect, one that doesn't really affect me much but I wanted to see if I'm the only fish in this pond here.

    Everytime I have Y, well, let's say my sperm production increases. FAST. I mean, I take one at 9AM and at 10AM I'm already in go mode. You're probably sitting there and asking "wtf is this guy talking about. Well, let me tell you a tale:

    I drink my morning coffee along with the Y. So comes about 10:30AM and it's my time to take a dump, just like any regular Joe. And don't get me wrong, I love my alone time faxing away my extras. Probably just as much as the next person, but now it makes me wonder if perhaps a little bit more than the next person. So I sit there, I get paid, I kill some time, I play some games on my cellphone, just like everyone would love to do.

    Ok, so here's the point of the topic: everytime I take Yohimbine, as I go to take a sh!t, I as any regular human being piss during it. Only difference is, when I'm on Y (and this will kick in from day one, not something built over time) after I'm done peeing I still feel like I need to go and my last little bit is well, not actually pee, I jizz in the toilet. Clear as day that is straight up cum in there. Not that I have a hard on, not that I was exicted before, nothing like that. I just straight up shoot a load after, completely soft. Like I said, I love pooping, but I wouldn't go as far as saying it's orgasmic to me.

    Alright, so now that I've embarrassed myself and given everyone a good laugh, anyone else experience this "side effect?".

    This is my christmas gift to AM.
    Serious response not a doctor but could the yohimbine be effecting your prostate. What I was trying to conclude as a logical explanation if your prostate is swelling from the y as you urinate most of it comes out fine but that last little but doesn't have enough force from the bladder to drain past your prostate so when you give that extra little push to get it out somehow you are actually pressing upon your prostate as well causing this release. Not a doctor so I don't even know if what I just stated is medically possible just trying to use layman's logic and deduction.
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    So his turd is milking his prostate and gets him off in the toilet?
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