THE ONION LOG

[BigBlackGuy]

Alright boys, it's time I manned up and started pounding back the onions. Today is shopping day and I'm going to pick up 14 onions. Raw. And that is how I will eat them.

Why you may ask? To get huge, I might answer. And I do answer in such a manner that to get huge is my response.

At any rate, I want to see if onions are as ridiculous as history proclaims (and as that single Iranian study pointed out).

I have a girlfriend so I'm not going around trying to pick up chicks, and I already don't use deodorant or soap because that **** is evil in a bottle (and dries out my skin). The smell doesn't bother me and I don't give a damn about what other people are smelling. If it can actually raise test levels by 300%, I'm game.

So, let the log begin.

EDIT:
Bloodwork before:

Total Test: 904 ng/dl Range: 200-810
Free Test: 28.2 Range: 8.8-27.0

I will upload after bloodwork after the cycle... thing.

 

[HereToStudy]

LOL. Props for going through with this. But, you might want to start using deodorant and soap...

 

[capnsavem]

you get my vote for "Man's Man 2010"

 

[Mase64]

hahah nice good luck!!!

 

[SilentBob187]

Wow. Good luck. Seriously.

 

[BBB]

Alright boys, it's time I manned up and started pounding back the onions. Today is shopping day and I'm going to pick up 14 onions. Raw. And that is how I will eat them.

Why you may ask? To get huge, I might answer. And I do answer in such a manner that to get huge is my response.

At any rate, I want to see if onions are as ridiculous as history proclaims (and as that single Iranian study pointed out).

I have a girlfriend so I'm not going around trying to pick up chicks, and I already don't use deodorant or soap because that **** is evil in a bottle (and dries out my skin). The smell doesn't bother me and I don't give a damn about what other people are smelling. If it can actually raise test levels by 300%, I'm game.

So, let the log begin.

I'm glad we don't lift in the same gym together and good luck on keeping that girlfriend.

 

[liquid]

Good luck dude.

 

[cobfab12]

I can smell you from here.

Thread title on main page made me lol as soon as i saw it.

 

[fanzdslpwr]

is this guy serious or are we on some hidden video somewhere?

 

[AE14]

if you are doing this, thats awesome. I will most certainly watch

 

[JayDGreen1]

Subbed. Do it up man. I was waiting for someone to do this.

 

[HereToStudy]

 

[n87]

about time someone manned up to it. I wonder if Listerine will be a part your PCT...
Good luck!

 

[capnsavem]

i hope he is doing this, but 20 posts into his AM life leads me to believe this may be trolling at its finest.

 

[BigBlackGuy]

i hope he is doing this, but 20 posts into his AM life leads me to believe this may be trolling at its finest.

You can check my other posts they are genuine. Quality not quantity eh?

 

[HereToStudy]

You can check my other posts they are genuine. Quality not quantity eh?

So...Hows day one?

 

[panther77]

im in for this lol

 

[omni]

Are you doing blood work before and after to make sure you're not getting a placebo affect? I wasn't brave enough to try the onoins first. Glad someone is. You're the man.

 

[andrew732]

On day2 myself, what onions are you using?

 

[Resolve]

:facepalm: So, uh, bloodwork?

 

[BigBlackGuy]

Are you doing blood work before and after to make sure you're not getting a placebo affect? I wasn't brave enough to try the onoins first. Glad someone is. You're the man.

Yes I DO have bloodwork I got done a little over a week ago. I'll post that up over the weekend when I have access to the papers.

First day is tomorrow (the 4th).

 

[Resolve]

Yes I DO have bloodwork I got done a little over a week ago. I'll post that up over the weekend when I have access to the papers.

First day is tomorrow (the 4th).

This has so much potential and is simultaneously so delightfully absurd. If it ends up that you do see an effect, next thing you know, we'll be seeing "Onion Powder" based test boosters.

 

[mattikus]

Haha, was wondering how long it would take for someone to do this. If you are for real, great, I wish you luck. And you should change your name to BigBlackSmellyGuy

 

[McBurly]

lol this should be fun to watch
any chance of getting bloodwork done?

 

[DeFos3]

In. The onion smell for me ceased to exist after a couple of days and never really has been a problem. My wife says I dont smell like a onion at all and hasnt noticed it either.

 

[suncloud]

i've been waiting for an onion log. this will at least put the science to the metal, and we'll see what happens.

repped.

 

[RoadBlocK]

i've been waiting for an onion log. this will at least put the science to the metal, and we'll see what happens.

repped.

Sub'd for the onion log.

 

[RoadBlocK]

Yes I DO have bloodwork I got done a little over a week ago. I'll post that up over the weekend when I have access to the papers.

First day is tomorrow (the 4th).

Wow, if you get bloodwork done again after like a month and it shows a rise, the price of onions will be going up. Any chance you might be able to get post onion bloodwork??

 

[bpchampion]

the champ is in,,,subbed

 

[BigBlackGuy]

Wow, if you get bloodwork done again after like a month and it shows a rise, the price of onions will be going up. Any chance you might be able to get post onion bloodwork??

Yah that's easy I can just got to my doc and insurance covers it... 12 dollars for science (and onions) is a good 12 bucks spent.

 

[Jordinator]

I'm in. Bloodwork after would be awesome!

 

[MrRobRage]

wow... good luck....


(to the other people near you in the gym)

 

[Inarius]

subd to this

 

[bigrobbierob]

subbing.

 

[jherman08]

subbed

 

[candleboxx]

Maybe not using soap is helping to mask the onion smell. Maybe he is right. We are the ones doing it wrong.

 

[matthias7]

The very best of logs

 

[monstermash]

subbed

 

[jherman08]

The very best of logs

:dump:

 

[younganabolic]

Definately subbed. You're going to have to consume a huge amount of onions to be consistent with that Iranian experiment.

 

[BigBlackGuy]

Definately subbed. You're going to have to consume a huge amount of onions to be consistent with that Iranian experiment.

I am going to consume 1/2 an onion 4 times a day to keep my blood plasma levels stable, so don't worry. I hear onions have a half life of 4-6 hours. I don't know the active half life. I hope they don't shut me down too bad.

I'm picking up Vidalia onions and hopefully if the store carries them Green onions as well. I'm also going to be supplementing with some garlic (a few cloves a day) just in case the scent isn't strong enough.

 

[HereToStudy]

I'm also going to be supplementing with some garlic (a few cloves a day) just in case the scent isn't strong enough.

This girlfriend you speak of, do you have to inflate her?

 

[intheflesh]

SUBBING FOR ONIONY GOODNESS

 

[Inquirer]

Just wondering... how about GARLIC?? I mean, since onions and garlic are cousins, and garlic is stronger, could garlic be the real T-juice?

 

[vudoo]

at least you can swallow garlic cloves whole w/o any taste. lol

 

[jherman08]

This girlfriend you speak of, do you have to inflate her?

lmao your on a roll

 

[eatingisfun]

Just wondering... how about GARLIC?? I mean, since onions and garlic are cousins, and garlic is stronger, could garlic be the real T-juice?

I used to take a single garlic pill in the morning and people would complain. I can't wait to see what happens to this guy :fart:

 

[fanzdslpwr]

there was also a study a while back that said high doses of fish oil would help you gain 20lbs of muscle. I think it was 20-30 grams daily. 20-30 grams could make you bleed to death!!! Are you sure this onion study is truthful? I am all about gaining muscle but this could be a farshot. Could it be the quercetin in the onions? Some test boosters do have quercetin in them.

 

[worm]

Wow I'm in. Good luck. Can't wait to see how this turns out.

 

[fightbackhxc]

haha no soap? not even like organic stuff?